Democratic math

Ξ July 25th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, duh, oh shit, personal |

This is how Dems do math. Now pay close attention.

Mrs Jack bought a pair of shoes for $150. She decided she didn’t like them and took them back for a refund or credit. The store refunded her money… $150. While there she saw a purse she loved that cost $300. She told Jack she almost bought it since it was 50% off. Jack said oh the purse was $150? Mrs Jack said no it was $300 but since she had a $150 in her hot little hand it was 50% off.

That is how Democrats do math. whatyougonado ;)

 

Obama says it’s NOT a tax increase?

Ξ July 25th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, religion, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

Obama’s argument is those that have insurance have to pick up the tab for people that don’t have insurance. His ACA will have all tax payers pick up the tab for insurance. Problem is most that don’t have insurance DON’T pay any taxes anyway. So they get a free ride either way. Point is the lying bastard lied and he keeps on lying time after time. How can the american public believe a word this man says much less our allies!

Then WTF is line 61 on the 2014 tax form?

No No he didn’t lie … It’s must have evolved.

Then there is the whole deal about subsidies.
How easy it is to commit fraud and get the government subsidy.

All but one of the fake applicants ended up getting subsidized coverage — and have kept it. In one instance, an application was denied but then approved on a second try. In six other attempts to sign up fake applicants via in-person assisters, just one assister accurately told an investigator that the applicant’s income was too high for a subsidy.

The whole state thing about setting up exchanges.

The reasoning for this ruling was simple: That’s what the law says. The section dealing with the creation of state exchanges and the provision of subsidies states, quite clearly, that subsidies are only available in exchanges “established by a State,” which the law expressly defines as the 50 states plus the District of Columbia.

You can bet your ass this one is going to evolve into … that’s not what we meant when we specifically stated that’s what it meant! Because this will bring the whole thing crumbling down.

Have any of you seen the “House of Cards?” Someone should do one and call it “House of Lies.”

And this. At least 39% of american’s are either idiots or they don’t follow what is going on or they really don’t care. By midterms Jack is hoping it’s even much lower … 7% or so!

And finally … who loves Obama … well mostly muslims.

muslims love obama

Muslims understand and respect “taqiyah.” It is a mainstay in Islam to keep the population ignorant of Islam. Oh and they think Mohammad was a peace loving guy too!

 

A Texas legend has left us …

Ξ July 17th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, music, personal, play |

johnny winter

A Texas legend and Beaumont, TX native passed today. Jack has been a fan of JW all his life. He had the pleasure to see him live in small venues in Beaumont, Houston many times and JW never disappointed. JW was one of the best. He ranks right up there with the worlds best Blues/Rock entertainers.

Once Jack was at a home in Port Neches, TX by the park and in walked JW. He was there for the same reason Jack was there. JW noticed a guitar in the corner and picked it up and started playing. He wasn’t famous then but he still could belt out a blues tune like no other. Jack will never forget that day.

Another time Jack and friends were at a small bar in Beaumont call “Our House.” It was an old small two story home turned into a bar. Owners lived upstairs and gave local bands a place to play. Rocky Hill (brother of Dusty hill ZZ Top) Blues band played there occasionally and one night while they were there in walks JW with his arrow guitar and sit in with them till wee hours of the morning. By then he was famous but he simply wanted to play that night … and play he did!

The man lived fast and hard but made it longer than most with his lifestyle … RIP JW

 

Leftist clown ELEANOR CLIFT says …

Ξ May 12th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, corruption, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank |

… there is no such thing as murder.

All humans die their heart stops beating or they stop breathing or something. That’s NOT murder! Did the WH send her an email to say this?

 

The government shut down …

Ξ May 9th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, economy, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

… and Jack didn’t feel a thang!

talking poins

Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.

Here’s a list of who will work and who will get the paid vacations.

Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!

Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”

unbelievebly stupid obama

Shut down Update 2: Remember the sequester armageddon?

Well we are safe now. Only one government employee lost their job.

Only one employee in the entire federal government lost a job due to sequestration, according to a government audit that found the only permanent cut came at the U.S. Parole Commission, which eliminated one position. …

But hey that’s one more than lost their jobs in all the “non-scandals” of Obama’s adminatration.

 

Straight up Islamic war doctrine.

Ξ May 5th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Mohammad would have agreed.

slaves in islam

DAKAR, Senegal — In a video message apparently made by the leader of Nigeria’s Islamist group Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls nearly three weeks ago, called the girls slaves and threatened to “sell them in the market, by Allah.

“Western education should end,” Mr. Shekau said in the 57-minute video, speaking in Hausa and Arabic. “Girls, you should go and get married.” The Islamist leader also warned that he would “give their hands in marriage because they are our slaves. We would marry them out at the age of nine. We would marry them out at the age of 12,” he said.

Now most muslims will tell you this is NOT Islam. Sorry but this is straight up Islamic war doctrine. All captives in Islamic wars are officially slaves. They can be sold, ransomed, set free or whatever. Once they are captured they are the “property” of the captor. Now in Mohammads time he got 20% of these slaves and even married one of them.

Read the Quran, hadith etc. and you will see what Jack says is the truth. If you don’t want to read Quran, hadith etc to find out the truth … be ignorant. Abubakar Shekau is definitely not ignorant of Islamic war doctrine … you shouldn’t be either.

 

What’s today …?

Ξ April 15th, 2014 | → 2 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, corruption, demwits, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, taxes, work |

Top ten IRS

# 7 is Jacks favorite.

 

What did Phil Robertson SAY!

Ξ December 19th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, football, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, religion, skank |

OMG can you believe it. He knew exactly what he was doing when he said it.

Burn Phil Robertson at the stake

Pic per that skank Perez Hilton.

Basically what Phil said is that a woman’s vagina has more to offer than a man’s anus. GLADD and the LGBT community got their panties in a wad from him saying that in an interview and demanded he be removed from Duck Dynasty. A&E suspended Phil from the show immediately. You CAN’T say that and be on television today.

“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical,” he’s quoted as saying.

Jack agrees with Phil. A woman’s vagina has so much more to offer than a man’s anus. Now all you fags can call Jack a vile hate spewing whatever. Jack could care less as Phil could care less about doing this show.

Obama and Dems are thrilled by this … WHY? Because no one will be talking about Obamacare and the dismal job #’s this week!

 

Poor girl can’t get a date!

Ξ October 23rd, 2013 | → 3 Comments | ∇ MSM, loser, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Guess who?

Ok here’s a hint …

Refaeli

Jack is married so he can’t ask her out … but if he were single!

 

Cool video per Powerline.

Ξ October 17th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

We all know it’s just a spoof but come on can’t you see it … really!

Jack is checking on insurance now per his retirement soon. Looks like his premiums will more than double and deductibles will quadruple … to get the same coverage … IF he can actually sign up!

Now with the terrible debacle of the “Affordable Care Act” rolling out Obama will have to blame someone and soon. Jack is even thinking Obama may even disown Obamacare … but who will he blame?

Go here and you can get the prices for yourself.

Jack doubts the public is supposed to be able to see this … and Jacks no hacker. This is another fck up among all the other fck ups with this rollout of “Affordable Care Act.” Go check it out and see how affordable this is … HA HA! This is the part Obama did not want you to see and run for the hills.

 

You wont see this …

Ξ October 13th, 2013 | → 1 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

… on MSM news!

here is your barrycades

The VETS aren’t cowards like MSM news.

 

The REAL Islam …

Ξ September 15th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

straight up Quran and Mohammad approved.

Sura 9.29: Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.

pay the jiza or die

Muslims in southern Egypt killed two Christian men for failing to pay them protection money.

Muslims in the area are demanding Christians pay them “jizya,” a kind of tax that Islamic law requires religious minorities to pay Muslims.

However, the tax is so high many Christians simply can’t afford it.

The Voice of the Martyrs reports that a Muslim man demanded a Christian in a village in Assiut pay him nearly $1,500.

The Christian sought help from local police but to no avail.

When he failed to come up with the money, several Muslims went to his home and shot him and his cousin to death.

When a muslim tells you not to believe your own eyes tell them no problem you will believe what the Quran states.

 

Jack is thinking …

Ξ September 8th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, climate change, demwits, idiot, loser, oh shit, personal, play, politics, skank |

just how will this be enforced?

panty check

The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.

Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?

Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.

 

Our government hard at work … Clowns

Ξ August 13th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, climate change, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, politics, racist, work |

working hard at lying to the american public.

pick your nose for a lie eric holder

We’re not talking small differences here. Originally the Justice Department said 530 people were charged criminally as part of a year-long initiative by the multi-agency Mortgage Fraud Working Group. It now says the actual figure was 107 — or 80 percent less. Holder originally said the defendants had victimized more than 73,000 American homeowners. That number was revised to 17,185, while estimates of homeowner losses associated with the frauds dropped to $95 million from $1 billion.

Another lie. Add this one to the list of Obama’s most transparent administration of lies.

OK OK Jack just has to say it. When do you know Eric Holder or any of Obama’s administration (IRS, NSA, DOJ etc etc) are lying?

When they are picking their nose? NO … when their lips are moving … and that’s no lie!

But here’s the deal. They don’t even have to lie. All that support Obama will still support him no matter what. That is perfectly clear. Dems will still support him. MSM will still support him no matter what. So is this a black thing?

On another note. If the mask fits … wear it!

obama and all his administraion are clowns

“One of the clowns ran up and started bobbling the lips on the mask and the people went crazy,” the posting said. “Finally a bull came close enough to him that he had to move so he jumped up and ran away to the delight of the onlookers hooting and hollering from the stands.”

Rodeo clowns unite! Refuse to perform until this man is reinstated and allowed to wear any mask he wishes. The crowd loved it!

 

Obamas presser …

Ξ August 10th, 2013 | → 1 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, obami, politics, taqiyah |

I am the law!

obama i am the law

That marked the only official confirmation so far of a sealed indictment in the Benghazi case. For days, officials across the law enforcement and intelligence communities have refused to publicly confirm reports of a sealed indictment.

After all, according to federal law, “no person may disclose [a sealed] indictment’s existence,” and a “knowing violation … may be punished as a contempt of court.” Contempt of court carries a maximum sentence of six months in jail.

A U.S. official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, called the president’s disclosure “crazy.”

“Doesn’t the law apply to the president too?” the official asked, and then jokingly added, “I guess he could pardon himself.”

You see when you are the president you have to have congress to make law but as president you don’t have to obey those laws. Not a single one of the press core called him down on it. Why? Because they would never attend another press conference. WH would ban them to the desert without a drop of water. But here’s the deal. WH never gives anything that would be news anyway. Why not take a shot?

 

What more can a man ask for!

Ξ August 9th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, lying UN, lying media, personal, politics, work |

A smart, good looking woman to give him his daily bread/butter of news.

megan kelly

Well maybe a cold frosted mug with warm inviting smile. Yea that would make Jack’s day.

 

From the most transperant President of all time!

Ξ July 27th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, racist, skank, taqiyah |

She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”

This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.

Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president

Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.

Well niggers … what difference does it make?

 

Happy 4th of July

Ξ July 4th, 2013 | → 4 Comments | ∇ music, personal, play, politics, work |

hot rod stars and stripes

Jack will make it home in time for the fireworks tonight. On another note Jack sold his old Jeep and took the leap. Time for serious road trip. First stop is Big D. From there it’s anyones guess.

sweet ride

 

If Jack had to do time …

Ξ July 2nd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, play, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

she can serve jack all day and night

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.

Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!

Update: Jack wants Michelle Obamas prison.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”

She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.

michelle obama afro

YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!

 

Jack crosses off Egypt of places to visit.

Ξ June 30th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Even before all this shit Egypt was still a dirty stinking mess.

But Malta is still in play.

 

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