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What else has Jack been doing …

Ξ August 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

… watching the snatch and grab Olympics … ofcourse! US women take the gold.

Looks like fun to Jack. Keep up the good work ladies!

She didn’t call them a nigger!

Ξ July 25th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, economy, lying UN, lying media, oh shit, play, politics, racist |

Olympics: Greece expels athlete over racist tweet

But there may be more at play than just Papachristou’s tweet. Reuters reports that Greek political parties have demanded her removal from the team, a position that could be tied to her reported ties to far-right-wing, anti-immigrant Greek party Golden Dawn.

So basically if you don’t like your nations immigration laws and you want to be in Olympics … STFU!

Jack’s getting a little excited …

Ξ July 22nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, football, personal, play, work |

… about the 2012 Olympics. He likes to watch.

And for years now he’s tried to steal those codes … 1 finger, 2 finger … what’s all that?

She’s always been # 1 …

Ξ June 9th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, music, oh shit, personal, play |

… in Jacks eye’s.

A Grand Slam … Tata baby

What’s Jack doing today …?

Ξ May 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Lovin life with couple old homeys from his younger days.

And workin in the garden. It’s a playday!

Keepin it classy Kanye …

Ξ April 28th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, idiot, loser, music, obami, oh shit, personal, play, racist, skank |

If a gal is nice enough to give an ol boy …

… show the curtesy of pullin your pants up!

That’s what happens when a gal is such an easy pushover.

How Thick Is Your Bubble?

Ξ April 28th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, obami, oh shit, personal, play, politics, skank |

Take this test.

Result

On a scale from 0 to 20 points, where 20 signifies full engagement with mainstream American culture and 0 signifies deep cultural isolation within the new upper class bubble, you scored between 13 and 16.

In other words, you don’t even have a bubble..

Imagine that … Jack doesn’t have a bubble and is STILL a Republican! The test is clearly designed to show that ALL republicans live in a bubble totally out of touch with mainstream America.

Something must be wrong with this test. From this test it would seem Jack is more mainstream than anyone in Washington … especially those living in the White House bubble.

Or is that bobble?

Keeping with Spy theme from last post …

Ξ April 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, duh, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

The new bond girl?

You say NO way! She has made one film. Short clip that she showed her ample assets. Didn’t win any awards but did vault her career into the business. Maybe a non speaking part would be good … just alot bikinis and moaning.

Hmmm … What would her bond movie name be? Assa Plentatious?

Now the real news of the day. Obama NOW says that the “Buffet Rule” was NEVER intended to help with the debt crisis. It’s about being fair. Funny but the “Buffet Rule” WAS touted as a start to reduce the debt until the public finally is told the truth that taking ALL the millionaires money would run the government till noon of ONE day! So Kim you better watch out … Obama is after your Assets more than vevr!

About the game …

Ξ February 7th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ economy, football, oh shit, personal, play |

Jack watched the Superbowl this year which he refused to watch last year. It was a good game. A few of things.

1. He has never seen a player try NOT to score!
2. M.I.A. is still MIA on Jacks playlist.
3. Tom Brady had a bad night but he still had this to go home to for comfort in their new $20 million home … and she even washes his car!

Australian Open …

Ξ January 28th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, duh, loser, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Ok Ok … somebody named Victoria Azarenka won the Aussie Open. Who cares when you can play with this?

She still rules!

Jack will knock her … Haywire!

Ξ January 19th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ oh shit, personal, play |

Gina Carano is a fighter. Jack’s up for a good scrap.

He thinks he can take her. May have to endure some hard licks till her gets her on the mat in full mount … but if that happens she’s toast!

Jack has been converted …!

Ξ December 8th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ oh shit, personal, play, skank, taqiyah |

Salma added: ‘I went to a church that had a saint that was supposed to do a lot of miracles, I put my hands in the holy water and went: “Please Jesus give me some boobs.”‘

Lying skank! She asked for the whole package and God gave it to her.

Protest, Protest, Protest …!

Ξ October 5th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, duh, idiot, loser, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

No not the one in New York (Occupy Wall Street) that the freaks demand a paycheck for doing nothing.

Protest Dancing With the Stars!

Jack says send “IT” home. Now you call jack a homophobe or whatever. Well you be the judge.

VMA awards

Ξ August 29th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, personal, play |

Only thing worth listening too. Rest was c-rap.

It’s that time of year … Carnival

Ξ March 7th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, duh, music, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

Rio de Janeiro Carnival is on Jack’s bucket list. It’s the last item. A killer item if you get his drift.

Mrs Jack has a strategy …

Ξ February 22nd, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ economy, oh shit, personal, play, work |

… for stock market crash.

Spend it before it goes up in smoke!

Jack will be boycotting!

Ξ January 25th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, economy, football, idiot, oh shit, personal, play |

For the first time in Super Bowl history Jack will be boycotting the game … WHY?

 
No cheerleaders! That’s right Pittsburgh and Green Bay does not have NFL cheerleaders.

Dyed or not ….?

Ξ January 20th, 2011 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, duh, idiot, lying media, obami, oh shit, play, skank, taqiyah |

And only her hairdresser, Reggie Bush, all of New Orleans Saints, pretty much anyone that has an internet connection and Jack knows if Kim’s is dyed black or au-natural.

New Year resolution …

Ξ December 31st, 2010 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Drop the extra pounds! How’s Jack going to do that? Weight watchers? Lean cuisine? Some kind of elaborate exhausting exercise regiment? NOPE!

Hula hoop …

January is the prime-time for exchanging weight loss tips.

However, while few could doubt that Claire French’s exercise regime was a huge success, most will stick to dieting and sit-ups rather than trying her method: hula hooping - naked.

Only question left … will it be in shorts, BVDs or nakid?

Orale !

Merry Christmas …

Ξ December 25th, 2010 | → 1 Comments | ∇ music, personal, play |

Let it Rain …