Obama & Jack of all trades!

Ξ October 26th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, duh, lying UN, lying media, politics, work |

How would a conversation go between Jack and Obama?

Something like this …

Obama: Hello Jack I’m running for president and would like your support and your vote.

Jack: Hey Barry I’ve seen your plans for America and they are not for me. Besides why do you think you should be president.

Obama: I’m the ONE that can put this nation back on the right path. I’m the chosen ONE and I’m just like you.

Jack: How do you know I’m not the ONE? And what do you mean I’m just like YOU? I don’t think I’m any thing like Rob-in-Hood … you know your plan to steal from the rich and give to … you say … the poor. Rob-in-Hood was a nice story and VERY popular like yourself but he was still a thief.

Obama: You racist cracker … how dare you call me a thief!

Jack: What would you call it Barry?

Obama: Redistribution of wealth!

Jack: Tell you what Barry I’ll make my on decisions to help the poor and do what you have to do.

Obama: What would you do if you were president to solve our nations problems?

Jack: First thing I’d do is put troops on our southern borders. When illegals tried to enter illegally 1) ask them to surrender or return home and enter legally 2) fire warning shot over their head 3) shoot them!

Obama: You can’t do that!

Jack: I can do any fucking thing I want with a Republican House/Senate/Conservative packed courts! Get the point.

Obama: Jack please don’t say anything about that … I get the point. Didn’t think a cracker like you would ever notice something like that but yea if I win the election Dems take House/Senate … we’ll be able to do anything we want.

Jack: Finally straight talk from the ONE … Rob-in-Hood. BTW Barry where were you born? How’s the court case going?

Obama: This conversation is over.

Find out where he works, if he paid his taxes, has a record … everything you can on this Jack of all trades! This cracker is trouble and needs to be silenced!

Jack: I heard that Barry … and so will the nation. And I can hit the jumpshot too!

Or maybe it would go something like this …

OMG the Republicans spent $150,000 on her wardrobe! Big news. Huge story for MSM.

While the Democrats spent how much ($7,000,000) on the Towers? How much for ($800,000) Acorn to register new voters? How much etc etc etc … MSM goes on vacation.

Yea this conversation is over you modern day Rob-in-Hood … lets have a video.

On a final note Jack ponders … Is socialism really that bad?