Tiger Woods …

Ξ November 30th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, oh shit, play |

… who gives a shit? Not Jack. Jack don’t watch or play golf.

Which one is Tiger?

But rumor has it the blonde smacked him with a 7 iron! Jack’s advice is … stay out of the 19th hole and you won’t get slapped with that 7 iron!

 

Commander-in-chief can’t even keep his dinner safe?

Ξ November 26th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, obami, politics |

Feds: Couple crashed Obamas state dinner

Video footage of the dinner showed the couple walking past journalists into the event. On Wednesday, Michaele Salahi’s Facebook page included photos of the couple at the dinner, including two pictures with Vice President Joe Biden and another with Rahm Emanuel, the White House chief of staff, who was identified on the page as “Ron” Emanuel.

How bout a pic Joe?

 

Doesn’t really inspire a feeling that Obama is going to keep the US safe now … does it? Maybe O should have a few Navy Seals at the door willing to dish out a few fat lips.

And don’t even get Jack started on fat lips! ;)

 

ACORN dumps …

Ξ November 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, politics |

and it stinks to high heaven.

Mr. Lagstein stated: “…the attorney general is a political animal, but certainly every bit of the communication we have had with them has suggested that the fault will be found with the people that did the video and not the people with ACORN.”

Continuing, Mr. Lagstein stated: “…we are fully cooperating, some of the investigators visited our office this morning and I think they really understand what’s going on.”

Shockingly, we now learn that the ACORN office in National City (San Diego County) engaged in a massive document dump on the evening of October 9th, containing thousands upon thousands of sensitive documents, just days prior to the Attorney General’s visit.

And when they found out what’s going on … massive document dump! Obama and/or his adminstration is in there somewhere. This ACORN thing is just going to get bigger and better as the 2010 elections approaches.

 

NYT suddenly discovers their ethical standards!

Ξ November 23rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, politics |

The documents appear to have been acquired illegally and contain all manner of private information and statements that were never intended for the public eye, so they won’t be posted here.

Hmmmm … never intended for the public eye? Can we apply that to every scandel ever printed!

Jack picks up NYT today … damn it’s blank except the classified page because all the news today was “never intended for the public eye”. Yep that’s what the NYT or any other paper would be!

Much like the bills the democrats are trying to ram down the tax payers throats on the hill today … “never intended for the public eye”!

 

It’s a joke and also dead on the money!

Ξ November 22nd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, politics |

 

Priorities in order for the WH …

Ξ November 21st, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, economy, idiot, loser, obami, personal, politics |

… most dangerous person alive today!

President Obama’s political operation took a shot at Sarah Palin today, accusing her of lying on her media blitz.
“It’s dangerous,” Organizing for America Director Mitch Stewart said of Palin’s book tour.

Jack said she was a dangerous woman last month!

 

Islam: Solid gold interpretation …

Ξ November 18th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion |

of sharia law.

According to reports from a small village near the town of Wajid, 250 miles (400km) north-west of the capital, Mogadishu, the woman was taken to the public grounds where she was buried up to her waist.

The Islamists want to impose a strict version of Sharia on Somalia. She was then stoned to death in front of the crowds on Tuesday afternoon.

The judge, Sheikh Ibrahim Abdirahman, said her unmarried boyfriend was given 100 lashes at the same venue.

Under al-Shabab’s interpretation of Sharia law, anyone who has ever been married - even a divorcee - who has an affair is liable to be found guilty of adultery, punishable by stoning to death.

Most of the time you’ll hear the “perverted misinterpretation of Islam” excuse from muslims and non muslims that don’t know any better. You hear that all the time when a muslim does something and other muslims say “that’s NOT Islam!” Sorry … stoning of adulters is “solid gold interpretation” of Islamic sharia law. No misinterpretation. No radicalization. No extremism … Islamic sharia law in it’s purest form.

And then you have a muslim say this …

A country that follows Islamic laws is a civilized one, there’s no contraddiction.

Jack is wandering … what would an uncivilzed country look like?

 

Jack can create/save jobs as well as Obama!

Ξ November 17th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Yep you heard that right. Jack can create as many jobs as Obama can! They will be REAL jobs though …. not fake ones in fake districts!

There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona; the state has only eight districts.

For example Jack mowed the lawn the other day and created/saved 15 jobs.

1. Looked for the mower (created job)
2. Found the mower in garage (created job)
3. Took mower out of garage (saved job)
4. Removed gas cap to check for gas (saved job)
5. Added gas (saved job)
6. Checked oil (saved job)
7. Primed to start (saved job)
8. Pulled starting rope (saved job)
9. Started mowing lawn (saved job)
10. Took 15 minute union break ( very important saved job)
11. Finished mowing (saved job)
12. Cleaned grass from under carriage of mower (created job)
13. Took 2nd 15 minute union break ( very important saved job)
14. Put lawn mower back into garage (saved job)
15. Admired his work (created job)

And don’t even get him started on the weed wacker!

PS: Jack created those 15 jobs WITHOUT spending a dime of your hard earned money. Beat that O!

 

The facts about Maj. Nidal M. Hasan are in …

Ξ November 16th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion |

… but Obama and his team does not like them! Jack agreed that it be best to wait for, just the facts.

For all those that jumped right to conclusions … they were correct in their facts.

Maj. Nidal M. Hasan is a soldier. He is a SoA (soldier of allah). He was only doing Allah’s work commanded by the Quran (word of God/Allah) … that’s the facts in his own words.

For all the leftys and muslims that would have Islam taught in US schools. Jack says sure. Use Maj. Nidal M. Hasan slideshow as the introductory cousre. It hits many high points of the Islam political agenda/faith.

 

Jacks taking all bets …

Ξ November 14th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

… that this won’t be there after Obamas people gets wind.

ht:WZ

 

Obama “demands” accountabilty!

Ξ November 14th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics, religion |

“We must compile every piece of information that was known about the gunman, and we must learn what was done with that information,” Obama said, according to an advance text of his address. “Once we have those facts, we must act upon them. If there was a failure to take appropriate action before the shootings, there must be accountability.”

But don’t you republicans dare touch this!

Obama already had ordered a review of all intelligence related to Hasan and whether the information was properly shared and acted upon within government agencies. Several members of Congress, particularly Michigan Rep. Peter Hoekstra, the top Republican on the House Intelligence Committee, have also called for a full examination of what agencies knew about Hasan’s contacts with a radical Muslim cleric in Yemen and others of concern to the U.S.

Jack’s translation … My people will take care of this to limit any damage control to my presidency. Those are the “high stakes” he has in mind.

 

Jack is actually in SHOCK!

Ξ November 12th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion |

That the feds are doing this. They know this is going th piss muslims off bigtime.

In what could prove to be one of the biggest counterterrorism seizures in U.S. history, prosecutors filed a civil complaint in federal court against the Alavi Foundation, seeking the forfeiture of more than $500 million in assets.

The assets include bank accounts; Islamic centers consisting of schools and mosques in New York City, Maryland, California and Houston; more than 100 acres in Virginia; and a 36-story glass office tower in New York.

Now if the feds are successful … will Eric Holder order them to give it back?

AP thought this was big story … gave it one line.

NEW YORK — Feds move to seize four U.S. mosques and New York skyscraper owned by Muslim group with alleged ties to Iran

 

What a difference a day makes.

Ξ November 8th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank |

Is this the same woman that ramed the healthcare bill through last night without giving them time to read it? Can’t be … must be her twin!

 

Bring on the puff pieces …

Ξ November 8th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion |

cause its hard.

Among the small community of Muslims serving in the United States military, there are several chaplains who teach and follow Islam. But as more Americans become skeptical of Islam’s claim to be “the religion of peace,” Muslim military chaplains face a unique conflict – defending their faith without drawing the ire of others who question their loyalty to the American cause.

Bro … you are going to have to pick one. Play both sides and it’s going to get ugly.

Call Jack hmmm what did he call it … skeptical.

 

Islam: Just the facts …

Ξ November 7th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion |

Obama has come out and said … let’s wait for the facts? Jack agrees. Ok … what do we have so far?

Or maybe someone stole his slippers at the mosque!

So far according to eyewitnesses, colleagues, friends and family.

1. He considered the war on terror a “war on Islam”. (that’s all he needed)

2. He thought of himself a Muslim first and an American second (which is in line with Quran).

3. He thought Muslims had the right to stand up to the “aggressor” in the Middle East. (Quran preaches this explicitly not only in ME but anywhere)

4. Suspected of posting things online about the selfless heroism of jihadist suicide bombers.

5. He was placed on probation for proselytizing about Islam to patients and colleagues. (in line with Quran)

6. He was sufficiently devout that he refused to have his picture taken with women.

7. He once used a lecture at a medical conference as an opportunity to discuss how the Koran orders decapitation for infidels.

8. He was up for deployment to Iraq and could not kill another muslim (again commanded by the Quran).

9. And yes, he yelled “Allahu Akbar” before opening fire.

Those are the facts so far. Jack sees a trend. But lets wait till we have all the facts … just the facts!

And lets look at the mosque … Just the facts

From a ghastly act to a Saudi-backed fundamentalist imam to a Saudi-run designated terror-financing “charity” is not a long trail. It is a small coil of associations that exists in too many US mosques. American Muslims must drive these elements out of their community. The problem’s not traumatic stress, much less Islam. It’s the ideology, the money and the interests of the Saudi hardliners.

 

The next Oprah …

Ξ November 5th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, mo, politics, religion, skank |

in disguise.

One book with one look!

1 book with 1 look … ;)

 

Harvard educated and can’t count?

Ξ November 4th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, obami, politics, work |

Remember when you were little and your mother made flash cards for you to learn your multiplication tables? Jack does. He could count before he ever attended school. The White house needs some of this old time schooling because their NEW math just does not add UP!

Obama saved 935 jobs at a place that employs 508 people

At Southwest Georgia Community Action Council in Moultrie, Ga., director Myrtis Mulkey-Ndawula said she followed the guidelines the Obama administration provided. She said she multiplied the 508 employees by 1.84 — the percentage pay raise they received — and came up with 935 jobs saved.

“I would say it’s confusing at best,” she said. “But we followed the instructions we were given.”

Yes confusing at best … flat out lie at worst.

“Let me make this perfectly clear” … you can’t SAVE jobs that were never going away but we can lie about it and say we did!

 

Your money going down the crapper.

Ξ November 3rd, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics |

After a flurry of stimulus spending, questionable projects pile up

Eating your tax $$$$$$$$'s

Please click that link to find out what your tax $$’s are stimulating. A few of Jacks favs…

- $219,000 for Syracuse University to study the sex lives of freshmen women.

You gona tell Jack they couldn’t get a bunch of Syracuse University freshmen men to do that for FREE!

- $300 apiece for thousands of signs at road construction sites across the country announcing that the projects are funded by stimulus money.

Obama blows … his own horn.

- $462,000 to purchase 22 concrete toilets for use in the Mark Twain National Forest in Missouri

That comes to $462,000/22= $21,000 per crapper. Jack did a total remodel of his kitchen recently … $21,500 and it’s nice … not some cold concrete crapper!

And ofcourse this … nobody told Obama administration … you can’t take it with YOU!

- $2.5 million in stimulus checks sent to the deceased.

Ahhh YES WE CAN … take it from you … your money that is!

 

Speaking of bottoms!

Ξ November 1st, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, economy, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, politics, racist |

Jack checked his stats and in the past months more than 90% of his visitors came from every corner of the planet to DiveDesk for one reason only.

Here’s a bottom he loves! Not exactly a bottom, it could go way lower … but admit it you freaks … you clicked that link  ;)