Jack can create/save jobs as well as Obama!

Ξ November 17th, 2009 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Yep you heard that right. Jack can create as many jobs as Obama can! They will be REAL jobs though …. not fake ones in fake districts!

There’s one problem, though: There is no 15th congressional district in Arizona; the state has only eight districts.

For example Jack mowed the lawn the other day and created/saved 15 jobs.

1. Looked for the mower (created job)
2. Found the mower in garage (created job)
3. Took mower out of garage (saved job)
4. Removed gas cap to check for gas (saved job)
5. Added gas (saved job)
6. Checked oil (saved job)
7. Primed to start (saved job)
8. Pulled starting rope (saved job)
9. Started mowing lawn (saved job)
10. Took 15 minute union break ( very important saved job)
11. Finished mowing (saved job)
12. Cleaned grass from under carriage of mower (created job)
13. Took 2nd 15 minute union break ( very important saved job)
14. Put lawn mower back into garage (saved job)
15. Admired his work (created job)

And don’t even get him started on the weed wacker!

PS: Jack created those 15 jobs WITHOUT spending a dime of your hard earned money. Beat that O!