Jack is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Ξ August 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Next month Jack will be 62 and he’s looking into retirement. Thing is he doesn’t know what he will do after he retires. He thinks he’s found the perfect job! Work for DOJ.

if i only had a brain

Here are few of the DOJ candidates desired attributes …

  • severe intellectual disability
  • psychiatric disability
  • dwarfism: or
  • other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.

    • Jack being a republican should qualify for a mental condition … wouldn’t ya think?

    Jack is very forgetful and that “disability” will only get worse with time. His forgetfulness would be great when dragged infront of congressional hearings. Of course he would never match Eric Holders ability to “not recollect.” Oh and he will be old too so that should help. If only he was a dwarf!

     

    Dingy Harry Reid wants to see …

    Ξ August 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics |

    … a presidential “candidates” tax returns.

    Jack wants to see a number of tax returns and they are ALL SITTING house and senate members.

    Harry Reid is qouted as saying Mitt Romney has broken no laws with his finances. Jack’s not so sure about these SITTING house and senate members (not candidates for election).

    But then Jack has an agenda. Harry Reid just wants to know. ;)