Breaking: Dallas Cowboys moving

Ξ October 2nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

After the dismal showing last night Jerry Jones is considering a move to the LFL in order to be more competive. They also will be able to cut cost by getting their uniforms on site at the new Victoria Secret store at Dallas stadium.

The Dallas Cowboys owner is making another bold move, opening a Victoria’s Secret PINK store for Monday’s game vs. the Chicago Bears at Cowboys Stadium.

Obviously, this is groundbreaking. This is the first underwear store to open at a professional sports stadium or venue. Or so we think.

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Remember you got it from Jack. Now if they can just win a few games!