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The hilarious … Stump for Trump gals.
Yeah … fuck MSNBC! Fuck with Trump and you get these two all over your ass.
Well Jack has been on a road trip. First stop was Biloxi, Mississippi to visit Jefferson Davis home and Presidential Library.
Next he was off to Florida to see the sites and some fishing at Daytona Beach for a few days.
And he is hoping that Kid Rock’s “Kiss My Ass” tour with Ted Nugent will be coming to Houston. Jack will be there!
… when we asked her to Sign Separation Form. There was a foul smell in the room but that could have come from anyone farting including Hillary. Fact is it’s not against the law to fart in a meeting!
The only thing Jan can tell us for certain is that her tits are better than Hillarys.
Obama is almost waging war on “violent extremism” …aka ISIS. Jack prefers to call them simply what they call themselves IS (Islamic State). Now IS is killing non- muslims and muslims alike for the crime of blasphemy and other crimes per sharia law. Obama says IS is not islamic and has nothing to do with Islam. Jack says Obama needs to read the Koran, hadith and sunna. Why?
Saudi court gives death penalty to man who renounced his Muslim faith
Riyadh: An Islamic court in Saudi Arabia has sentenced a man to death for renouncing his Muslim faith, local media reported on Tuesday.
The man, in his 20s, posted an online video ripping up a copy of the Quran and hitting it with a shoe, the media reported.
Saudi Arabia follows the strict school of Islam and gives the clergy control over its justice system.
Under its interpretation of Sharia, apostasy demands the death penalty, as do some other religious offences like sorcery, while blasphemy and criticism of senior Muslim clerics have incurred jail terms and corporal punishment.Executions in Saudi Arabia are usually carried out by public beheading.
Now who would you think knows more about “sharia law”, Obama or Saudi Arabian government? Who do you think has read, reread, studied and interpreted the true meaning of Koran, hadith and sunna? Obama or Saudi Arabian government? It’s not just Obama though. It’s John Kerry and virtually every single person working for Obama.
Come on Obama … stop the tweeting and twirking … pick up a book.
Exactly what the Koran commands for muslims to do.
Yazidi women and children [are to be] divided according to the Shariah amongst the fighters of the Islamic State who participated in the Sinjar operations [in northern Iraq] … Enslaving the families of the kuffar [infidels] and taking their women as concubines is a firmly established aspect of the Shariah that if one were to deny or mock, he would be denying or mocking the verses of the Koran and the narrations of the Prophet … and thereby apostatizing from Islam.
This is why Obama and others can’t call IS Islamic. Thing is if they can’t call IS Islamic they can’t call Koran, hadith and sunna Islamic. Both are one in the same.
… because Obama just can’t be bothered.
‘It is incomprehensible that you can turn against freedom,’ Mayor Aboutaleb told Dutch current affairs program Nieuwsuur (Newshour).
‘But if you don’t like freedom, for heaven’s sake pack your bags and leave.
‘If you do not like it here because some humorists you don’t like are making a newspaper, may I then say you can f*** off.
That doesn’t really sound radical to jack. But if you think it does sound radical … you can f*** off too.
… considering all the protest shit going down around the US. Eric Holder, Obama, Al Sharpton and all those niggas should be giving this advice but they have other ideas.
This is supposed to be funny but is it funny … well yes. But is it good advice … well YES!
Now here is a woman that has a PHD in stupidity … Mellisa Harris of MSNBC.
Naaaaaa … looting, burning down businesses, torching police vehicles is not … VIOLENCE. NOW that is funny.
In his Sept. 10 speech laying out his plan for fighting IS, President Obama devoted just eight words to the issue: “They enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.”
Well that’s a start but only half the story. “They enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.” Now if only Obama could have added … This is “Islamic war doctrine per Quran, hadith, sunna” he would have been totally honest. Obama would not and could not say that. No western politician can say that. It would set the world on fire!
Jack is not a politician so he can say it. He’ll say it in a way most everyone will understand.
If it was good enough for Mohammad it is good enough for IS! Now IS has really put the muslim world in a tight spot because they know this and they don’t know what to do. Muslims KNOW that once an Islamic Caliphate is established and the Caliphate declares war which IS has done it is perfectly acceptable per Quran, hadith ,sunna to … “enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.”
Talking to many muslims in the past they have always told Jack that the verses of the Quran that “condone” this was ONLY when a caliphate was rule of law. Well hello IS.
Now what was that about IS is not being Islamic?
“I’m not sure we can publish this book without the Right using it to their ends,” Sarah Durand, a senior editor at Atria Books, a division of Simon & Schuster, wrote in an email to one of the soldiers’ agents.
“The Conservatives are all over Bergdahl and using it against Obama,” Durand wrote,
Jack thinks they are crazy for not publishing this book but they (Simon & Schuster) have a larger calling you see, to protect our dear president.
Fine. Someone WILL publish this book and it will sell. It will give eyewitness accounts not make believe that Simon & Schuster would demand probably at the request of our dear most transparent president.
This is how Dems do math. Now pay close attention.
Mrs Jack bought a pair of shoes for $150. She decided she didn’t like them and took them back for a refund or credit. The store refunded her money… $150. While there she saw a purse she loved that cost $300. She told Jack she almost bought it since it was 50% off. Jack said oh the purse was $150? Mrs Jack said no it was $300 but since she had a $150 in her hot little hand it was 50% off.
That is how Democrats do math. whatyougonado 
Obama’s argument is those that have insurance have to pick up the tab for people that don’t have insurance. His ACA will have all tax payers pick up the tab for insurance. Problem is most that don’t have insurance DON’T pay any taxes anyway. So they get a free ride either way. Point is the lying bastard lied and he keeps on lying time after time. How can the american public believe a word this man says much less our allies!
Then WTF is line 61 on the 2014 tax form?
No No he didn’t lie … It’s must have evolved.
Then there is the whole deal about subsidies.
How easy it is to commit fraud and get the government subsidy.
All but one of the fake applicants ended up getting subsidized coverage — and have kept it. In one instance, an application was denied but then approved on a second try. In six other attempts to sign up fake applicants via in-person assisters, just one assister accurately told an investigator that the applicant’s income was too high for a subsidy.
The whole state thing about setting up exchanges.
The reasoning for this ruling was simple: That’s what the law says. The section dealing with the creation of state exchanges and the provision of subsidies states, quite clearly, that subsidies are only available in exchanges “established by a State,” which the law expressly defines as the 50 states plus the District of Columbia.
You can bet your ass this one is going to evolve into … that’s not what we meant when we specifically stated that’s what it meant! Because this will bring the whole thing crumbling down.
Have any of you seen the “House of Cards?” Someone should do one and call it “House of Lies.”
And this. At least 39% of american’s are either idiots or they don’t follow what is going on or they really don’t care. By midterms Jack is hoping it’s even much lower … 7% or so!
And finally … who loves Obama … well mostly muslims.
Muslims understand and respect “taqiyah.” It is a mainstay in Islam to keep the population ignorant of Islam. Oh and they think Mohammad was a peace loving guy too!
DAKAR, Senegal — In a video message apparently made by the leader of Nigeria’s Islamist group Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls nearly three weeks ago, called the girls slaves and threatened to “sell them in the market, by Allah.”
“Western education should end,” Mr. Shekau said in the 57-minute video, speaking in Hausa and Arabic. “Girls, you should go and get married.” The Islamist leader also warned that he would “give their hands in marriage because they are our slaves. We would marry them out at the age of nine. We would marry them out at the age of 12,” he said.
Now most muslims will tell you this is NOT Islam. Sorry but this is straight up Islamic war doctrine. All captives in Islamic wars are officially slaves. They can be sold, ransomed, set free or whatever. Once they are captured they are the “property” of the captor. Now in Mohammads time he got 20% of these slaves and even married one of them.
Read the Quran, hadith etc. and you will see what Jack says is the truth. If you don’t want to read Quran, hadith etc to find out the truth … be ignorant. Abubakar Shekau is definitely not ignorant of Islamic war doctrine … you shouldn’t be either.
# 7 is Jacks favorite.
OMG can you believe it. He knew exactly what he was doing when he said it.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical,” he’s quoted as saying.
Jack agrees with Phil. A woman’s vagina has so much more to offer than a man’s anus. Now all you fags can call Jack a vile hate spewing whatever. Jack could care less as Phil could care less about doing this show.
Obama and Dems are thrilled by this … WHY? Because no one will be talking about Obamacare and the dismal job #’s this week!
Ok here’s a hint …
Jack is married so he can’t ask her out … but if he were single!
… straight up Quran and Mohammad approved.
Sura 9.29: Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.
Muslims in southern Egypt killed two Christian men for failing to pay them protection money.
Muslims in the area are demanding Christians pay them “jizya,” a kind of tax that Islamic law requires religious minorities to pay Muslims.
However, the tax is so high many Christians simply can’t afford it.
The Voice of the Martyrs reports that a Muslim man demanded a Christian in a village in Assiut pay him nearly $1,500.
The Christian sought help from local police but to no avail.
When he failed to come up with the money, several Muslims went to his home and shot him and his cousin to death.
When a muslim tells you not to believe your own eyes tell them no problem you will believe what the Quran states.
… just how will this be enforced?
The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.
Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?
Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.
She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”
This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.
Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president
Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.
Well niggers … what difference does it make?
In U.S., 43% of Uninsured Unaware They Must Get Coverage
They are going to literaly shit bricks when they find out not only do they HAVE to buy insurance, that it’s NOT FREE and they actually have to PAY for it or pay a (fine) tax!
Either way you gota pay … for Obama’s “Affordable Care Act.”
40+ years ago Jack thought SNL was hilarious. Ofcourse he always watched SNL in a drunken/stoned stuper. No doubt anyone that thinks SNL is funny today watches while in a drunken/stoned stuper.
They should rename the show Monday Morning Reruns.
Did you see that! Jack made a joke and was as funny as any he heard … SNL.
But then Jack coundn’t name but one movie this women has acted in and that’s because he added 2+2 while watching SNL.
