Obama: the Art of Deflection

Ξ February 4th, 2014 | → 3 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, football, idiot, loser, lying UN, lying media, politics, racist, skank |

Obama doing what he does best. He does anything but answer the question. Deflect, compare, tell a story and well just flat out lie. This is the man YOU elected. Don’t you love him.

Oh yea … then he blames Fox for bringing his lies to light. He pretty much said … Bill if Fox wouldn’t be reporting this stuff it would have never happened.

Ok enough with the little prick America elected … here’s the best part of Super Bowl.

yeeeeeha

Take that as kick ALL the lying bums out of office come election day!

 

Cool video per Powerline.

Ξ October 17th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

We all know it’s just a spoof but come on can’t you see it … really!

Jack is checking on insurance now per his retirement soon. Looks like his premiums will more than double and deductibles will quadruple … to get the same coverage … IF he can actually sign up!

Now with the terrible debacle of the “Affordable Care Act” rolling out Obama will have to blame someone and soon. Jack is even thinking Obama may even disown Obamacare … but who will he blame?

Go here and you can get the prices for yourself.

Jack doubts the public is supposed to be able to see this … and Jacks no hacker. This is another fck up among all the other fck ups with this rollout of “Affordable Care Act.” Go check it out and see how affordable this is … HA HA! This is the part Obama did not want you to see and run for the hills.

 

The government shut down …

Ξ October 1st, 2013 | → 5 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, economy, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

… and Jack didn’t feel a thang!

talking poins

Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.

Here’s a list of who will work and who will get the paid vacations.

Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!

Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”

unbelievebly stupid obama

 

Our government hard at work … Clowns

Ξ August 13th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, climate change, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, politics, racist, work |

working hard at lying to the american public.

pick your nose for a lie eric holder

We’re not talking small differences here. Originally the Justice Department said 530 people were charged criminally as part of a year-long initiative by the multi-agency Mortgage Fraud Working Group. It now says the actual figure was 107 — or 80 percent less. Holder originally said the defendants had victimized more than 73,000 American homeowners. That number was revised to 17,185, while estimates of homeowner losses associated with the frauds dropped to $95 million from $1 billion.

Another lie. Add this one to the list of Obama’s most transparent administration of lies.

OK OK Jack just has to say it. When do you know Eric Holder or any of Obama’s administration (IRS, NSA, DOJ etc etc) are lying?

When they are picking their nose? NO … when their lips are moving … and that’s no lie!

But here’s the deal. They don’t even have to lie. All that support Obama will still support him no matter what. That is perfectly clear. Dems will still support him. MSM will still support him no matter what. So is this a black thing?

On another note. If the mask fits … wear it!

obama and all his administraion are clowns

“One of the clowns ran up and started bobbling the lips on the mask and the people went crazy,” the posting said. “Finally a bull came close enough to him that he had to move so he jumped up and ran away to the delight of the onlookers hooting and hollering from the stands.”

Rodeo clowns unite! Refuse to perform until this man is reinstated and allowed to wear any mask he wishes. The crowd loved it!

 

From the most transperant President of all time!

Ξ July 27th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, racist, skank, taqiyah |

She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”

This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.

Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president

Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.

Well niggers … what difference does it make?

 

If Jack had to do time …

Ξ July 2nd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, play, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

she can serve jack all day and night

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.

Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!

Update: Jack wants Michelle Obamas prison.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”

She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.

michelle obama afro

YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!

 

Imagine the horror of it …

Ξ February 24th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taqiyah, taxes |

… government spending CUT!

the horror of sequestion

But let’s look at the actual truth of it. Government spending will continue to rise albiet itty bitty less than with no cuts. Now many including Obami/democrats and republicans (that gave us this sequester) now dares the republicans to do it are crying foul. Obami saying little children will starve to death (well not literally but intellectually) to a scare that we’ll be eating horsemeat like the Brits.

Here’s the real deal. If you can’t cut 4% of your fat@ss budget … you are no executive … but merely a community organizer.

 

State of Union tonight.

Ξ February 12th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

Jack can give you what Obama will say in one sentence!

Who do you trust … ME or the republicans?

The media will back him up to the max. Of course he’ll tell you how much progress has been made BUT we need to do more … finish the job.

Update: You really would think that a harvard grad would be proficient in remedial math. Obami is an eloquent teleprompter speaker. Now when you ADD all he wants to do with NOT a dime more added to the budget (wait there has been NO budget since O took office) … Rep Wilson said it best … YOU LIE!

So is it technically a lie LOL

Let Jack show you how this works.

Mrs Jack pays for things she buys on QVC by not buying anything on ShopNBC. See she didn’t add a single dime to the ShopNBC account.

 

Jack thinks common house fly?

Ξ January 25th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank, taqiyah |

feces or rotten meat or what

What Attracts Flies
In order to determine what attracts flies to your home, it is important to identify the species of pest you are encountering. Common house flies are attracted to decaying organic filth such as feces and rotting meat, whereas fruit flies seek sugary substances and feed more commonly on over-ripe fruit, spilled soda and alcohol. Drain flies require moist climates and organic materials and will be attracted to drains where they will lay their eggs.

What do you think?

 

Obamas inaugural address …

Ξ January 22nd, 2013 | → 17 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, politics, skank, taqiyah, taxes, work |

… promised better times for all. Well not for ALL. Those that voted for him. Those that support his “vision.”

What he didn’t say is … He’s going to take your money to create a better life for you and your children. Many have wanted to know WHO the real Obami is and soon we will.

 

Just slit Jacks throat now!

Ξ January 10th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, economy, football, idiot, obami, personal, play, politics, taxes |

All this ruckus about what Brent Musberger said Monday night about Miss Alabama. ESPN issues an apology!

that is beautiful

Call Jack a sexist pig fine but come on … what is this world coming too!

The only dumber thing this week is the Trillion-Dollar coin which Jay Carney when asked whould not rule out.

Krugman wrote in his New York Times blog yesterday that Obama should be willing to mint a $1 trillion coin “if Republicans try to force America into default.” Obama will “be faced with a choice between two alternatives: one that’s silly but benign, the other that’s equally silly but both vile and disastrous,” Krugman wrote. “The decision should be obvious.”

51% of Americans (democrats) voted for this shit and that’s exactly what they are getting … shit!

 

Fcking fiscal cliff idiots.

Ξ January 8th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes |

Jack will get his first check since the fiscal cliff was averted this coming friday. It will be short somewhere in the amount of $110 of his normal check.

more obama lies

And here’s the rub … HE DOES’T MAKE ANYWHERE CLOSE TO $400,000 a year. Didn’t Obama say taxes would NOT go up on anyone making less than $400,000?

Lying bitch!

Here’s the real deal. Taxes went up 2% on EVERYONE that pays SSI. Add to that his insurance is definitely going up because of “Affordable Care Act” … aka ObamaCare!

 

How to talk to a liberal idiot?

Ξ December 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, economy, obami, personal, politics, taxes |

Maria Bartiromo knows how to bitch slap one.

As she says in closing they have had 13 months to get this done … but no cigar. Obama and dems have demanded a balanced approach … tax the rich and tax the rich.

 

What a shocker …

Ξ December 11th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, economy, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes |

Countries that raise taxes to unreal levels … the rich take their money and go some place that they don’t have to pay such high taxes.

Can you believe it?

Oh and companies do it to.

12:13AM EST December 11. 2012 - By funneling nearly $10 billion in revenue into a Bermuda shell company last year, Google dodged about $2 billion in income taxes worldwide, Bloomberg News reports, citing financial records.

The off-shore tax shelter — legal in the United States and elsewhere — cut Google’s tax rate nearly in half, Bloomberg says. Bermuda has no corporate income tax. Bloomberg says the amount saved was about 80% of the company’s pre-tax profit.

In a statement from corporate headquarters in Mountain View, Calif., Google said that it complies with all tax rules. The company also said its European investments help those countries’ economies and businesses, and provide thousands of jobs.

Last week, Reuters reported how Amazon has avoided income taxes — $1.5 billion, the IRS claims — by channeling sales through Luxembourg. In the course of accumulating $2 billion to finance expansion, the Seattle-based retailing behemoth has also evaded paying hundreds of millions of dollars to European countries.

Liberals that demand high tax rates should boycott Google. Wait a second. Wasn’t Google the 3rd largest company contributor to Obama’s campaign?

Google it and find out.

 

Obama’s fair and balanced proposal.

Ξ November 30th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes |

Jack says … let the auto spending cuts and tax hikes kick in.

House Republicans said on Thursday that Treasury Secretary Timothy F. Geithner presented the House speaker, John A. Boehner, a detailed proposal to avert the year-end fiscal crisis with $1.6 trillion in tax increases over 10 years, an immediate new round of stimulus spending, home mortgage refinancing and a permanent end to Congressional control over statutory borrowing limits.

The proposal, loaded with Democratic priorities and short on detailed spending cuts, was likely to meet strong Republican resistance. In exchange for locking in the $1.6 trillion in added revenues, President Obama embraced $400 billion in savings from Medicare and other entitlements, to be worked out next year, with no guarantees.

Granted if we go over the fiscal cliff it will be painful for all americans. Upside it will at least address the fiscal problems and not make things worse in the long run.

Everyone says the republicans will be blamed. Well guess what? No matter what happens if it’s not good the republicans will be blamed. So let’s get blamed for something we did.

 

Buffet leads from behind like Obama.

Ξ November 27th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, lying media, obami, politics, taxes, work |

Warren Buffet says TAX ME and all others that make alot of money! Thing is all he has to do is cut a check to IRS which he has not done. What he has done is continue to play the tax code for all it’s worth and retained every penny he can to maximize his wealth.

He leads exactly as Obama leads. Not by example for sure.

 

She is NO Mona Lisa!

Ξ November 20th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, politics, skank, taxes |

Would you pay $40,000 for this painting?

fugly

All told, the government has paid out at least $180,000 for official portraits since last year, according to a review by The Washington Times of spending records at federal agencies and military offices across government.

Sorry but if you are a tax payer you already have paid $40,000 for that painting. You also paid a ton for others. This to Jack is no more than $500 toilet seats!

But 51% of of US that does not pay taxes could care less … they are not paying for it.

Half of American tax payers owe no federal income tax, and most of those filers actually net tax benefits from federal income taxes, according to analysis from the Joint Committee on Taxation in a letter to the Republicans on the Senate Finance Committee.

Take a fcking photograph for gods sake!

 

Choices have consequences.

Ξ November 16th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, economy, lying media, obami, oh shit, politics, taxes, work |

If you love Twinkies

twinkies unions

This is what happens when you refuse to compromise. Now the media will turn this into the Big Bad Hostess Co. killing jobs. Fact is 18,000+ more on the unemployment dole. And really how many companies are out their recruiting bakers?

 

That huge sucking sound …

Ξ November 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

… is wealthy democrats moving their money offshore to avoid paying taxes.

Yep … now Obama is coming after you. You know who you are!

 

Jack wants a job that you only …

Ξ November 6th, 2012 | → 1 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, lying media, obami, politics, work |

… have to show up and you get told you did a great job!

Hell Jack will work till he dies!

 

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