Ξ April 15th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, corruption, demwits, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, taxes, work |
# 7 is Jacks favorite.
# 7 is Jacks favorite.
Obama doing what he does best. He does anything but answer the question. Deflect, compare, tell a story and well just flat out lie. This is the man YOU elected. Don’t you love him.
Oh yea … then he blames Fox for bringing his lies to light. He pretty much said … Bill if Fox wouldn’t be reporting this stuff it would have never happened.
Ok enough with the little prick America elected … here’s the best part of Super Bowl.
Take that as kick ALL the lying bums out of office come election day!
OMG can you believe it. He knew exactly what he was doing when he said it.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical,” he’s quoted as saying.
Jack agrees with Phil. A woman’s vagina has so much more to offer than a man’s anus. Now all you fags can call Jack a vile hate spewing whatever. Jack could care less as Phil could care less about doing this show.
Obama and Dems are thrilled by this … WHY? Because no one will be talking about Obamacare and the dismal job #’s this week!
We all know it’s just a spoof but come on can’t you see it … really!
Jack is checking on insurance now per his retirement soon. Looks like his premiums will more than double and deductibles will quadruple … to get the same coverage … IF he can actually sign up!
Now with the terrible debacle of the “Affordable Care Act” rolling out Obama will have to blame someone and soon. Jack is even thinking Obama may even disown Obamacare … but who will he blame?
Jack doubts the public is supposed to be able to see this … and Jacks no hacker. This is another fck up among all the other fck ups with this rollout of “Affordable Care Act.” Go check it out and see how affordable this is … HA HA! This is the part Obama did not want you to see and run for the hills.
The VETS aren’t cowards like MSM news.
… and Jack didn’t feel a thang!
Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.
Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!
Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”
The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.
Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?
Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.
We’re not talking small differences here. Originally the Justice Department said 530 people were charged criminally as part of a year-long initiative by the multi-agency Mortgage Fraud Working Group. It now says the actual figure was 107 — or 80 percent less. Holder originally said the defendants had victimized more than 73,000 American homeowners. That number was revised to 17,185, while estimates of homeowner losses associated with the frauds dropped to $95 million from $1 billion.
Another lie. Add this one to the list of Obama’s most transparent administration of lies.
OK OK Jack just has to say it. When do you know Eric Holder or any of Obama’s administration (IRS, NSA, DOJ etc etc) are lying?
When they are picking their nose? NO … when their lips are moving … and that’s no lie!
But here’s the deal. They don’t even have to lie. All that support Obama will still support him no matter what. That is perfectly clear. Dems will still support him. MSM will still support him no matter what. So is this a black thing?
On another note. If the mask fits … wear it!
“One of the clowns ran up and started bobbling the lips on the mask and the people went crazy,” the posting said. “Finally a bull came close enough to him that he had to move so he jumped up and ran away to the delight of the onlookers hooting and hollering from the stands.”
Rodeo clowns unite! Refuse to perform until this man is reinstated and allowed to wear any mask he wishes. The crowd loved it!
That marked the only official confirmation so far of a sealed indictment in the Benghazi case. For days, officials across the law enforcement and intelligence communities have refused to publicly confirm reports of a sealed indictment.
After all, according to federal law, “no person may disclose [a sealed] indictment’s existence,” and a “knowing violation … may be punished as a contempt of court.” Contempt of court carries a maximum sentence of six months in jail.
A U.S. official, speaking on the condition of anonymity, called the president’s disclosure “crazy.”
“Doesn’t the law apply to the president too?” the official asked, and then jokingly added, “I guess he could pardon himself.”
You see when you are the president you have to have congress to make law but as president you don’t have to obey those laws. Not a single one of the press core called him down on it. Why? Because they would never attend another press conference. WH would ban them to the desert without a drop of water. But here’s the deal. WH never gives anything that would be news anyway. Why not take a shot?
A smart, good looking woman to give him his daily bread/butter of news.
Well maybe a cold frosted mug with warm inviting smile. Yea that would make Jack’s day.
She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”
This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.
Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president
Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.
Well niggers … what difference does it make?
… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.
Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.
But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.
Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.
“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’
“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”
The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.
Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!
“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”
She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.
YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!
In U.S., 43% of Uninsured Unaware They Must Get Coverage
They are going to literaly shit bricks when they find out not only do they HAVE to buy insurance, that it’s NOT FREE and they actually have to PAY for it or pay a (fine) tax!
Either way you gota pay … for Obama’s “Affordable Care Act.”
… if you dare say what the Quran actually says!
Why does Jack say that? Listen and learn.
If you feel Islam is religion of peace please read the Quran, hadith and sunna. Find out for yourself. Do not take anyones word for it. Not Robert Spencers, Pamela Gellers, Jack’s or any muslims word for it. Jack has asked many muslims where to get info about Islam. Not once have they said “read the Quran, hadith and sunna.” Do you find that strange? Don’t read the holy books that Islam is based on.
This issue is much larger than Islam. If you disagree with any controversial issue you must be silenced. If you disagree with Islam, homosexuality, global warming, immigration, gun control, high taxes, etc etc … you are a BAD PERSON! It’s not good enough to be simply tolerant of things you disagree with … YOU MUST EMBRACE THEM!
That is the real issue in todays fucked up world.
… and China are playing the player … Obama.
Mean while the nappy first family is off on African safari spending $100 million of your and Jack’s tax dollars on vacation while the average American family has to va-stay thanks to O’s policies. And never forget O is just like the little man … right. He’s just like one of you working stiffs … right.
Ok Jack apologizes to the Obama children. They didn’t have any choice in being born into that family.
He does not apologize to Obama and big mama. He also has his taxes in order just incase someone in the administration reads this.
Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won’t snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.
That’s right, the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.
Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.
Who makes up this body, and how do they decide requests? Nobody knows; the names of the chairman, members and staff are kept secret.
This is like deer hunting in Manhatton. Hey there’s a doe!
Or fishing in the Washington monument pool.
If you are going to hunt or fish you really need to go where the game live. If you don’t go where game live and intentionally go where game don’t live … Jack does question your motives and your intelligence.
You can bet Obama’s boys were on this like a dog on a bone … looking for those terrorist.
The “government spied on all of your phone calls,” she said, “but it couldn’t find two pot-smoking terrorist deadbeats” who carried out the April 15 bombings at the Boston Marathon.
Fertile hunting ground … Republican conservatives AND Christians!
Obama says don’t believe your lying eyes and ears… trust your government or we are going to have a problem.
Jack’s response to that is … here’s a # you can monitor and it’s toll free … 1-800-EAT-SHIT.
Jay Carney is the official mouth to the press for Obama. He has said there are NO scandels.
JAY CARNEY: Well, I’m not sure, again, you’re concocting scandals here that don’t exist, especially with regard to the Benghazi affair that was contrived by Republicans and I think has fallen apart largely this week. The fact of the matter is that this administration has a record on transparency that outdoes any previous administration, and we are committed to that. The president is committed to that.
Hmmm Benghazi, IRS, AP? Jay Carneys stance is.
Benghazi is something “manufactured” by the republicans.
IRS … HEY the IRS doesn’t work for the Whitehouse. They are totally indepenent government agency.
AP … Bunch of losers whining about nothing!
Another words … YOU all have stupid written on your forehead … that believe these are scandals.
Upside of all this is that the press (or at least some of the press) is covering these non-scandals.
Jack’s mom defended him many times when he was in the wrong. It’s natural for a mother to come to the defense her children. NOT once did Jacks mom ask for an “Alluha Ackbar!”
But don’t worry. Time is on the job.
Yes like his uncle said … he is a loser!
(U) Domestic “Hate Groups”
(U) Anti-Gay, Anti-Immigrant, Anti-Muslim, Black Separatist, Christian Identity, Ku Klux Klan, Neo-Confederate, Neo-Nazi, Patriot Movement, Racist Skinhead, Sovereign Citizens Movement, and White Nationalist.
(U) Anti-Muslim hate groups are a relatively new phenomenon in the United States, most of them appearing in the aftermath of the World Trade Center terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, 2001. Earlier anti-Muslim groups tended to be religious in orientation and disputed Islam?s status as a respectable religion.
(U) All anti-Muslim hate groups exhibit extreme hostility toward Muslims. The organizations portray those who worship Islam as fundamentally alien and attribute to its followers an inherent set of negative traits. Muslims are depicted as irrational, intolerant and violent, and their faith is frequently depicted as sanctioning pedophilia, marital rape and child marriage.
(U) These groups also typically hold conspiratorial views regarding the inherent danger to America posed by its Muslim-American community. Muslims are depicted as a fifth column intent on undermining and eventually replacing American democracy and Western civilization with Islamic despotism. Anti-Muslim hate groups allege that Muslims are trying to subvert the rule of law by imposing on Americans their own Islamic legal system, Shariah law.
(U) Anti-Muslim hate groups also broadly defame Islam, which they tend to treat as a monolithic and evil religion. These groups generally hold that Islam has no values in common with other cultures, is inferior to the West and is a violent political ideology rather than a religion.
So if you are not fond of gays, illegal immigrants, Islam/muslims etc etc and you agressively speak out on these subjects you are a “domestic hate group?”
Oh BTW Jack is not fond of Obama, democrats, climate changers, main stream media, UN and much more too … add him to the list “domestic hate group” … of one!
Hey let’s add anti-abortionist to the list?
Gosnell “induced labor, forced the live birth of viable babies in the sixth, seventh, eighth month of pregnancy and then killed those babies by cutting into the back of the neck with scissors and severing their spinal cord,” Williams said.
Pro abortionist have no problem with this. The only problem with this to them is the timing. But you won’t be reading anything about it unless you agressively look for it on some “domestic hate site.”
The man is a serial killer and the media refuses to cover the story.
Onislam.net had a nice article about women that do not want to show their goodies. They want to wear hajib. They want to be subservient females. It’s their prerogative. Jack agrees it’s their prerogative.
Then they just flat out lied according to Quran.
Woman is recognized by Islam as the full and equal partner of the man in the procreation of humankind. (false according to Quran)
By this partnership, she has an equal share in every aspect. (false according to Quran)
She is entitled to equal rights, she undertakes equal responsibilities, and she has as many qualities and as much humanity as her partner. (false according to Quran)
But lying is permissible per Quran also. They were just muslims being muslims.
Much like politicians. They say all the right things and then lie about the facts to push their agenda.