Ξ April 15th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, corruption, demwits, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, taxes, work |
# 7 is Jacks favorite.
# 7 is Jacks favorite.
OMG can you believe it. He knew exactly what he was doing when he said it.
“It seems like, to me, a vagina — as a man — would be more desirable than a man’s anus. That’s just me. I’m just thinking: There’s more there! She’s got more to offer. I mean, come on, dudes! You know what I’m saying? But hey, sin: It’s not logical, my man. It’s just not logical,” he’s quoted as saying.
Jack agrees with Phil. A woman’s vagina has so much more to offer than a man’s anus. Now all you fags can call Jack a vile hate spewing whatever. Jack could care less as Phil could care less about doing this show.
Obama and Dems are thrilled by this … WHY? Because no one will be talking about Obamacare and the dismal job #’s this week!
Ok here’s a hint …
Jack is married so he can’t ask her out … but if he were single!
Sura 9.29: Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.
Muslims in southern Egypt killed two Christian men for failing to pay them protection money.
Muslims in the area are demanding Christians pay them “jizya,” a kind of tax that Islamic law requires religious minorities to pay Muslims.
However, the tax is so high many Christians simply can’t afford it.
The Voice of the Martyrs reports that a Muslim man demanded a Christian in a village in Assiut pay him nearly $1,500.
The Christian sought help from local police but to no avail.
When he failed to come up with the money, several Muslims went to his home and shot him and his cousin to death.
When a muslim tells you not to believe your own eyes tell them no problem you will believe what the Quran states.
The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.
Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?
Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.
She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”
This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.
Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president
Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.
Well niggers … what difference does it make?
In U.S., 43% of Uninsured Unaware They Must Get Coverage
They are going to literaly shit bricks when they find out not only do they HAVE to buy insurance, that it’s NOT FREE and they actually have to PAY for it or pay a (fine) tax!
Either way you gota pay … for Obama’s “Affordable Care Act.”
40+ years ago Jack thought SNL was hilarious. Ofcourse he always watched SNL in a drunken/stoned stuper. No doubt anyone that thinks SNL is funny today watches while in a drunken/stoned stuper.
They should rename the show Monday Morning Reruns.
Did you see that! Jack made a joke and was as funny as any he heard … SNL.
But then Jack coundn’t name but one movie this women has acted in and that’s because he added 2+2 while watching SNL.
… and both promptly sue Texas Department of Public Safety.
Jack is pissed. This female officer gets to have all the fun and the tax payers (including jack) have to pick up the bill.
… Cowboys and Redskins. This ain’t pee wee league football. It’s going to get physical.
Not even Hamas pushes this shit that they haven’t been firing rockets on and off since the last ceasefire. But MSNBC with Rachel Maddow will … with we don’t know … we do know mime.
We recommend that no Hamas operatives, whether low level or senior leaders, show their faces above ground in the days ahead.
— IDF (@IDFSpokesperson) November 14, 2012
This is what happens when you refuse to compromise. Now the media will turn this into the Big Bad Hostess Co. killing jobs. Fact is 18,000+ more on the unemployment dole. And really how many companies are out their recruiting bakers?
… desperate enough to stop campainging and act presidential as opposed to when Libya embassy was being attacked!
The Labor Department said Monday that it has yet to make a decision on whether to delay Friday’s closely-watched October employment report due to the effects from Hurricane Sandy.
Bloomberg NewsFederal government offices in Washington are closed Monday and may be shut again Tuesday due to the storm. It isn’t clear if the closure would cause a delay in processing the data.
“We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time,” said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department.
The Labor Department is also scheduled to release its third quarter employment cost index Wednesday, and the third quarter productivity and weekly jobless claims reports Thursday.
The most closely watched is Friday’s jobs report, which will give the final measure the unemployment ahead of next week’s presidential election.
Most transparent Jack thinks.
Florida Gators vs LSU Tigers!
Florida has home field advantage.
But how you can bet against LSU! They have massive talent/depth in every position.
… when Mrs Jack switched the channel and said … I’m not going to listen to anymore of those republican lies!
Well this, the first debate, was on the economy. Really all Mitt had to do was keep to Obamas record, which he did. Mitt did give more though about what he would do and that sealed the deal.
Now on to foreign policy debate. If you thought the 1st debate was bad the foreign policy debate should be brutal. Have you ever walked into a room, turned on the light and the roaches ran … this is what these debates will resemble.
Great job Team Mitt … keep turning those lights on and watch them run.
After the dismal showing last night Jerry Jones is considering a move to the LFL in order to be more competive. They also will be able to cut cost by getting their uniforms on site at the new Victoria Secret store at Dallas stadium.
The Dallas Cowboys owner is making another bold move, opening a Victoria’s Secret PINK store for Monday’s game vs. the Chicago Bears at Cowboys Stadium.
Obviously, this is groundbreaking. This is the first underwear store to open at a professional sports stadium or venue. Or so we think.
Remember you got it from Jack. Now if they can just win a few games!
Quran (5:33) - “The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement”
This has to be if not war at least “strive to make mischief in the land” … so “they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned;” Now that is in this world by “muslims” per the Quran. Allah will also deal with them later in the hereafter.
Thanks to 5feetoffury.
Simple ? How much is the national debt?
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… while her and Will hang out in Solomon Islands with women’s tits.
If Kate wants to sunbath in the nude let’s give her a break but don’t cry about it when those same tits are published for all to see. From what Jack has seen there are not a whole lot of tits to see. She does have nice legs though and a beautiful smile.
Also week 2 the Cowgirls fall to the Seahawks …
Kiss it …