Egypt …

Ξ December 23rd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, corruption, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

goes down the sharia rathole.

Now who would imagine a majority muslim nation would vote for sharia law? Maybe Obama should go to Egypt and give another speech.

Now Jack will never see the pyramids.

 

Buffet leads from behind like Obama.

Ξ November 27th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, lying media, obami, politics, taxes, work |

Warren Buffet says TAX ME and all others that make alot of money! Thing is all he has to do is cut a check to IRS which he has not done. What he has done is continue to play the tax code for all it’s worth and retained every penny he can to maximize his wealth.

He leads exactly as Obama leads. Not by example for sure.

 

Annual turkey bird day game …

Ξ November 20th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, music, oh shit, personal, play |

… Cowboys and Redskins. This ain’t pee wee league football. It’s going to get physical.

cowgirl

redskins

 

Jack wants a job that you only …

Ξ November 6th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, lying media, obami, politics, work |

… have to show up and you get told you did a great job!

Hell Jack will work till he dies!

 

Candy Crowley just can’t help herself …

Ξ October 17th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank |

… she’s a liberal hack.

In debate #2 Jack thought it was going pretty good. Granted he thinks Romney got the better of the debate. But back to the third party in this debate. Candy Crowley had to toss Obama a bone (actually several bones) . She just couldn’t help herself. It was the question about Benghazi, Libya terror attack.

Obama lied again. Candy backed up his lie. This will keep the Benghazi, Libya terror attack in the news at least a few more days front and center which is a good thing for Romney.

Now she admits she may have spoken out of her largesse ass. Jack forgives her now that she corrected herself. Now she needs to correct herself to the 60 million she lied to on national television.

See how this works. If you’re wrong and then correct the wrong you get forgiven. Obama STILL hasn’t corrected his wrong on Benghazi, Libya terror attack and has the gall to say this …

“The suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, governor, is offensive,” Mr. Obama said. “That’s not what we do.”

When that is exactly what he did and is still doing about Benghazi, Libya terror attack. Come clean Mr I’m offended for calling me out. The liberals will forgive you … even Candy. Jack can’t make any promises on his forgiveness and get ready to get really offended in the 3rd debate. Benghazi, Libya terror attack will be main topic.

If Obama … Mr Offended … would have come clean day one this be would old news. Jacks advice for Mr Offended if you are going to bluff (read the transcipt LOL) make sure your opponent is going to fold and not read the transcript.

 

Obama: Where is the BEEF!

Ξ October 7th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, work |

After the unemployment #’s came out this week all the Dems were touting happy days are here again … well maybe not happy days are here again but for SURE touting progress.

no beef

Let’s see. Unemployment was 7.6% when Obama took office.
Now 4 years later with Obama and Dems controlling House/Senate for 2 years and WH and senate for 2 years … unemployment is 7.8% today.

Obama and Dems call this progress. Obama called it math in the debate. Jack calls it at best same ol same ol … but the math says O you haven’t made it back to square one yet much less ANY progress.

Also Obama says this is the “right direction.” If next unemployment #s go back up … will he say that is the “wrong direction.” Bet he STFU and beats a path back to the View to be more eye candy.

 

Game of the week …

Ξ October 6th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, music, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

Florida Gators vs LSU Tigers!

Florida has home field advantage.

florida gators

But how you can bet against LSU! They have massive talent/depth in every position.

check these footballs

 

Jack knew Romney had won the debate …

Ξ October 4th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics |

… when Mrs Jack switched the channel and said … I’m not going to listen to anymore of those republican lies!

sour puss

Well this, the first debate, was on the economy. Really all Mitt had to do was keep to Obamas record, which he did. Mitt did give more though about what he would do and that sealed the deal.

Now on to foreign policy debate. If you thought the 1st debate was bad the foreign policy debate should be brutal. Have you ever walked into a room, turned on the light and the roaches ran … this is what these debates will resemble.

Great job Team Mitt … keep turning those lights on and watch them run.

 

Breaking: Dallas Cowboys moving

Ξ October 2nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

After the dismal showing last night Jerry Jones is considering a move to the LFL in order to be more competive. They also will be able to cut cost by getting their uniforms on site at the new Victoria Secret store at Dallas stadium.

The Dallas Cowboys owner is making another bold move, opening a Victoria’s Secret PINK store for Monday’s game vs. the Chicago Bears at Cowboys Stadium.

Obviously, this is groundbreaking. This is the first underwear store to open at a professional sports stadium or venue. Or so we think.

gang tackling

Remember you got it from Jack. Now if they can just win a few games!

 

Islam: Enough said.

Ξ September 22nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

 

Monica Lewinsky … A woman scorned.

Ξ September 21st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank |

… will flap her lips. Not in a good way either!

monica and bill clinton

Now jack has never had a problem with Slick Willlys infidelty. Big Bill should come clean and tell Monica and the world just how much fun they had in the oval office cause Monica is thinking she will for a cool $12 million. $12 million is peanuts compared to the money Bill has made.

 

Smartest President EVA …

Ξ September 19th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, racist |

Simple ? How much is the national debt?

huh … $uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh

 

Islam: No bump, No grind, No daggering …

Ξ August 27th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, music, politics, religion, taqiyah |

unless the dagger is cutting your head off.

daggering

KABUL, Afghanistan - Insurgents beheaded 17 civilians in a Taliban-controlled area of southern Afghanistan, apparently because they attended a dance party that flouted the extreme brand of Islam embraced by the militants, officials said Monday.

Actually in Islam per the Quran/hadith/sunna there is no mingling of the sexes.

 

Jack is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Ξ August 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Next month Jack will be 62 and he’s looking into retirement. Thing is he doesn’t know what he will do after he retires. He thinks he’s found the perfect job! Work for DOJ.

if i only had a brain

Here are few of the DOJ candidates desired attributes …

  • severe intellectual disability
  • psychiatric disability
  • dwarfism: or
  • other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
  • Jack being a republican should qualify for a mental condition … wouldn’t ya think?

    Jack is very forgetful and that “disability” will only get worse with time. His forgetfulness would be great when dragged infront of congressional hearings. Of course he would never match Eric Holders ability to “not recollect.” Oh and he will be old too so that should help. If only he was a dwarf!

     

    Saudi Arabia: Gender apartheid?

    Ξ August 21st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

    Saudi Arabia plans female-only city

    Actually Saudi Arabia is one of the few Islamic nations to get this correct according to the “Quran.”

    The Saudi guardianship system continues to treat women as minors. Under this discriminatory system, girls and women of all ages are forbidden from traveling, studying, or working without permission from their male guardians.

    Now the Islamophuqnuts will come screaming … THAT IS NOT TRUE! Islam gave women full rights.

    Well “without permission from their male guardians” they have what rights their male guardians say they have and that’s straight up Quran!

     

    This is how the media works …

    Ξ August 21st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics |

    in 3rd world countries.

    White House Sets Ground Rules for Local Interviews

    suckers

    It’s no secret that the US media is in the tank for Obama but this is a joke. If the media had ANY journalistic integrity at all it would tell Obama that’s not how it works.

    WE ask the questions and YOU give the answers … or NO deal.

     

    Debbie … does Hogans Heros.

    Ξ August 12th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank |

    sargent shulttz i am a stupid bitch


    She has got to be Sargent Shultz granddaughter!

    Host: Should the Democrats be releasing an ad that accuses a presidential candidate of being responsible, through inference, of being responsible for a woman’s death?

    DWS: First of all, that’s a Priorities USA ad.

    Host: I understand…

    DWS: It’s a priorities USA Super PAC ad…

    Host: Correct

    DWS: … and we have nothing to do with it.

    Host: Do you deny that they’re Democrats?

    DWS: I have no idea of the political affiliation of the folks associated with that Super PAC.

    Host: So, Bill Burton, who used to work in the White House, who worked for the Obama campaign in 2008? Not a Democrat?

    DWS: That is a Super PAC ad, not affiliated with the party or the campaign.

    Now Jack can understand how some of these people get elected. BUT after years in office doing this shit how do they get elected over and over again? How do they rise to lead the DNC? How do they rise to be Speaker of the House. How do they become the head of DOJ? That must say something of the Democrats that keep voting these people in office. Also says a lot about the ONE (Obama) that appoint these people.

    If Jack had a lying skank of the year award … Debbie Wasserman Schultz would win. But she does have stiff competion with Nancy P., Eric Holder and many more in the party of … I know NOTHING!

     

    Math: Democratic ver Repubulican and other shit!

    Ξ August 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ corruption, demwits, duh, economy, obami, personal, politics |

    You would think that a subject like math there would be no difference between democrats and republicans. Not so! There is a huge difference. Example would be that Obama keeps to his guns that he’s HELPED the economy and in turn helped the working man. Now in fact the economy hasn’t really gotten better. It’s about the same as when he took office except US government is trillions more in debt.

    fuzzy math

    But let Jack give a more practical example of how dems do math and repub do math. Mrs Jack and Jack went to casino the other day. On the way they stopped by credit union and got $200. Jack handed $100 to Mrs Jack and kept the other $100. Simple enough, both have $100 … correct? So off to the casino they go. After playing the slots for couple hours they decide to stop and get a bite to eat. Here is where the math starts to get fuzzy.

    Mrs Jack: OK tell the truth … how much did you lose?
    Jack: I did better than usual hun … I still have $60 of my original $100. I LOST $40.
    Jack: So how did you do hun?
    Mrs Jack: I WON $150.
    Jack: So you buying supper?
    Mrs Jack: Hell no … I only got $20 and I’m getting that hat I saw in boutique on the way out!
    Jack: I thought you said you WON $150.
    Mrs Jack: I DID WIN $150 but lost it all back AND It’s your fault Jack because you told me to keep playing!

    Do you see the fuzzy math? In Mrs Jacks democratic mind she will go to her grave claiming she WON $150 not LOST $80 and it’s Jacks fault.

    Jack really pissed her off when he told her she should be honest and cut her losses. If you stick to the story you WON $150 and now only have $20 that would mean you actually lost $230 … or you’re lying and have way more than $20.

    Mrs Jacks comeback … It’s doesn’t matter, OK I’ll buy dinner. She payed with credit card that JACK pays the bill. More fuzzy math.

    Now Jack is OK with all this. It does clearly show the difference in Democratic (Mrs Jack) math ver Repuplican (Jack) math.

    In the end it’s all up to interpretation if you’re a democrat … RIGHT!

    President Obama spent his formative years in academia, so he’s no doubt familiar with postmodernism, the literary theory that rejects objective reality and insists instead that everything is a matter of interpretation and relative “truth.” At any rate he’s running the first postmodern Presidential campaign, now organized almost exclusively around allegations about his opponent that bear no relation to the observable universe.

     

    FGM: UK is so tolerant that FGM has become country of choice.

    Ξ July 23rd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, corruption, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

    THe Olympic party is not the only party going on in UK. FGM parties are pretty popular for “african cultures.” African cultures is PC for muslims if you don’t know. But BBC can’t say muslim. That would piss muslims off.

    FGM party to get it all done at the same time.

    Female genital mutilation (FGM) is on the increase in Britain, campaigners say.

    FGM, as it is known, is a custom practised by mainly African cultures and thousands of women living in the UK have been affected by it.

    Reporter Sue Lloyd-Roberts discovers why, since it was outlawed, not a single prosecution has taken place.

    Not a single prosecution. That could be the key to being the country of choice.

     

    Prostitution Islamic style.

    Ξ July 17th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, racist, religion, skank, taqiyah |

    Summer brides

    Wealthy tourists from the Persian Gulf are paying to marry under-age Egyptian girls just for the summer, according to a report.
    These temporary marriages are not legally binding and end when the men return to their homes in Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait. The tourists pay a ‘dowry’ to poor families through intermediaries with prices ranging from £320 to £3,200.

    Both sunni and shite muslims have their own version of these “temporary marriages.”

    Mohammad himself allowed this when muslims went off to war. Hey you can’t be just bonking these women! Givem a few bucks and we’ll call it a “temporary marriage.” Allah told me he would be cool that.

    Disclaimer: Jack has no problem with two consenting adults having sex. Jack does have a problem with giving these brides a few bucks and not calling it what it is … prostitution islamic style.

    And no doubt the younger these girls were the more money they demanded … and the Arabs were more than glad to pay.

     

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