This is how Dems do math. Now pay close attention.
Mrs Jack bought a pair of shoes for $150. She decided she didn’t like them and took them back for a refund or credit. The store refunded her money… $150. While there she saw a purse she loved that cost $300. She told Jack she almost bought it since it was 50% off. Jack said oh the purse was $150? Mrs Jack said no it was $300 but since she had a $150 in her hot little hand it was 50% off.
Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.
Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!
Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”
Shut down Update 2: Remember the sequester armageddon?
Only one employee in the entire federal government lost a job due to sequestration, according to a government audit that found the only permanent cut came at the U.S. Parole Commission, which eliminated one position. …
But hey that’s one more than lost their jobs in all the “non-scandals” of Obama’s adminatration.
We’re not talking small differences here. Originally the Justice Department said 530 people were charged criminally as part of a year-long initiative by the multi-agency Mortgage Fraud Working Group. It now says the actual figure was 107 — or 80 percent less. Holder originally said the defendants had victimized more than 73,000 American homeowners. That number was revised to 17,185, while estimates of homeowner losses associated with the frauds dropped to $95 million from $1 billion.
Another lie. Add this one to the list of Obama’s most transparent administration of lies.
OK OK Jack just has to say it. When do you know Eric Holder or any of Obama’s administration (IRS, NSA, DOJ etc etc) are lying?
When they are picking their nose? NO … when their lips are moving … and that’s no lie!
But here’s the deal. They don’t even have to lie. All that support Obama will still support him no matter what. That is perfectly clear. Dems will still support him. MSM will still support him no matter what. So is this a black thing?
“One of the clowns ran up and started bobbling the lips on the mask and the people went crazy,” the posting said. “Finally a bull came close enough to him that he had to move so he jumped up and ran away to the delight of the onlookers hooting and hollering from the stands.”
Rodeo clowns unite! Refuse to perform until this man is reinstated and allowed to wear any mask he wishes. The crowd loved it!
Warren Buffet says TAX ME and all others that make alot of money! Thing is all he has to do is cut a check to IRS which he has not done. What he has done is continue to play the tax code for all it’s worth and retained every penny he can to maximize his wealth.
He leads exactly as Obama leads. Not by example for sure.
In debate #2 Jack thought it was going pretty good. Granted he thinks Romney got the better of the debate. But back to the third party in this debate. Candy Crowley had to toss Obama a bone (actually several bones) . She just couldn’t help herself. It was the question about Benghazi, Libya terror attack.
Obama lied again. Candy backed up his lie. This will keep the Benghazi, Libya terror attack in the news at least a few more days front and center which is a good thing for Romney.
Now she admits she may have spoken out of her largesse ass. Jack forgives her now that she corrected herself. Now she needs to correct herself to the 60 million she lied to on national television.
See how this works. If you’re wrong and then correct the wrong you get forgiven. Obama STILL hasn’t corrected his wrong on Benghazi, Libya terror attack and has the gall to say this …
“The suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, governor, is offensive,” Mr. Obama said. “That’s not what we do.”
When that is exactly what he did and is still doing about Benghazi, Libya terror attack. Come clean Mr I’m offended for calling me out. The liberals will forgive you … even Candy. Jack can’t make any promises on his forgiveness and get ready to get really offended in the 3rd debate. Benghazi, Libya terror attack will be main topic.
If Obama … Mr Offended … would have come clean day one this be would old news. Jacks advice for Mr Offended if you are going to bluff (read the transcipt LOL) make sure your opponent is going to fold and not read the transcript.
… when Mrs Jack switched the channel and said … I’m not going to listen to anymore of those republican lies!
Well this, the first debate, was on the economy. Really all Mitt had to do was keep to Obamas record, which he did. Mitt did give more though about what he would do and that sealed the deal.
Now on to foreign policy debate. If you thought the 1st debate was bad the foreign policy debate should be brutal. Have you ever walked into a room, turned on the light and the roaches ran … this is what these debates will resemble.
Great job Team Mitt … keep turning those lights on and watch them run.
After the dismal showing last night Jerry Jones is considering a move to the LFL in order to be more competive. They also will be able to cut cost by getting their uniforms on site at the new Victoria Secret store at Dallas stadium.
The Dallas Cowboys owner is making another bold move, opening a Victoria’s Secret PINK store for Monday’s game vs. the Chicago Bears at Cowboys Stadium.
Obviously, this is groundbreaking. This is the first underwear store to open at a professional sports stadium or venue. Or so we think.
Remember you got it from Jack. Now if they can just win a few games!
Now jack has never had a problem with Slick Willlys infidelty. Big Bill should come clean and tell Monica and the world just how much fun they had in the oval office cause Monica is thinking she will for a cool $12 million. $12 million is peanuts compared to the money Bill has made.
KABUL, Afghanistan - Insurgents beheaded 17 civilians in a Taliban-controlled area of southern Afghanistan, apparently because they attended a dance party that flouted the extreme brand of Islam embraced by the militants, officials said Monday.
Actually in Islam per the Quran/hadith/sunna there is no mingling of the sexes.
Next month Jack will be 62 and he’s looking into retirement. Thing is he doesn’t know what he will do after he retires. He thinks he’s found the perfect job! Work for DOJ.
Here are few of the DOJ candidates desired attributes …
severe intellectual disability
other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
Jack being a republican should qualify for a mental condition … wouldn’t ya think?
Jack is very forgetful and that “disability” will only get worse with time. His forgetfulness would be great when dragged infront of congressional hearings. Of course he would never match Eric Holders ability to “not recollect.” Oh and he will be old too so that should help. If only he was a dwarf!
Actually Saudi Arabia is one of the few Islamic nations to get this correct according to the “Quran.”
The Saudi guardianship system continues to treat women as minors. Under this discriminatory system, girls and women of all ages are forbidden from traveling, studying, or working without permission from their male guardians.
Now the Islamophuqnuts will come screaming … THAT IS NOT TRUE! Islam gave women full rights.
Well “without permission from their male guardians” they have what rights their male guardians say they have and that’s straight up Quran!