Islam: No bump, No grind, No daggering …

Ξ August 27th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, music, politics, religion, taqiyah |

unless the dagger is cutting your head off.

daggering

KABUL, Afghanistan - Insurgents beheaded 17 civilians in a Taliban-controlled area of southern Afghanistan, apparently because they attended a dance party that flouted the extreme brand of Islam embraced by the militants, officials said Monday.

Actually in Islam per the Quran/hadith/sunna there is no mingling of the sexes.

 

Enough work for today … playtime.

Ξ August 26th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, oh shit, personal, play, work |

Jack gives you … Candy.

Mr Jones … for your listening pleasure … Pride and Joy

Subliminal messages … C!

 

Bob Mugabe indorses Obama … +

Ξ August 26th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, loser, obami, politics, racist |

We are facing the same problems bro. I feel for ya and give ya my support.

Naaa .. Jack kids.

It’s really Charlie Crist fishing for a job if Obama wins.

Charlie Crist keeps tanning and he’ll be half black too :)

Go ahead … hit Jack with the racist comments.

OMG … paging Obama and Biden … better get this one back in chains quick!

 

Mitt Romneys tax problems … and fakes and lies and election.

Ξ August 26th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Well it turns out he has no tax problems. Mitt Romney has paid by law what he has owed to the US government. This comes from NYT and if they could find he did ANYTHING wrong they damn sure would have pointed that out. What did they find? That Mitt “legally” took all the deductions he could by the current tax law. hmmm … doesn’t ALL good business men/women do that be they republican, democrat or whatever political affiliation. Doesn’t Obama do that? You bet your sweet ass Obama pays ONLY the tax he legally owes taking all deductions that he can to reduce his tax payment.

Who does have tax problems? 36 of Obamas aids.

A new report just out from the Internal Revenue Service reveals that 36 of President Obama’s executive office staff owe the country $833,970 in back taxes. These people working for Mr. Fair Share apparently haven’t paid any share, let alone their fair share.

Previous reports have shown how well-paid Obama’s White House staff is, with 457 aides pulling down more than $37 million last year. That’s up seven workers and nearly $4 million from the Bush administration’s last year.

Nearly one-third of Obama’s aides make more than $100,000 with 21 being paid the top White House salary of $172,200, each.

The IRS’ 2010 delinquent tax revelations come as part of a required annual agency report on federal employees’ tax compliance. Turns out, an awful lot of folks being paid by taxpayers are not paying their own income taxes.

The report finds that thousands of federal employees owe the country more than $3.4 billion in back taxes. That’s up 3% in the past year.

Hey let’s just call this civil disobedience by Obama’s government. Obama touts paying “your fair share” of taxes. With this he has to mean the general public and not his federal employees that owe $3.4 billion in back taxes. Or maybe he means the 50% of the general public that doesn’t pay any federal tax at all.

Jack must be doing his fair share because he pays alot of taxes.

With $3.4 billion you can buy alot of Twitter followers with change left over.

A new Web tool has determined that 70% of Obama’s crowd includes “fake followers,” The New York Times reports in a story about how Twitter followers can be purchased.

This fits in with Obamas lastest ad with “fake republican” women.

A second woman posing as a “Republican who supports Obama” in a new campaign advertisement was identified Saturday as Delia Ciano, the mother of Maria Ciano, a registered Democrat who also appears in the ad, posing as a Republican, John Hinderaker reported at Powerline.

But how dare anyone say Obamas birth certificate is fake … LOL

Ok back to taxes … Gawker thinks they found something! They must have found this bit of info while in Cayman setting up thier shell company to hide Gawker assets.

Much of its international revenues are directed through Hungary, where [bossman Nick] Denton’s mother hails from, and where some of the firm’s techies are located. But that is only part of it. Recently, [Felix] Salmon reports, the various Gawker operations—Gawker Media LLC, Gawker Entertainment LLC, Gawker Technology LLC, Gawker Sales LLC—have been restructured to bring them under control of a shell company based in the Cayman Islands, Gawker Media Group Inc.

Why would a relatively small media outfit based in Soho choose to incorporate itself in a Caribbean locale long favored by insider dealers, drug cartels, hedge funds, and other entities with lots of cash they don’t want to advertise? The question virtually answers itself, but for those unversed in the intricacies of international tax avoidance Salmon spells it out: “The result is a company where 130 U.S. employees eat up the lion’s share of the the U.S. revenues, resulting in little if any taxable income, while the international income, the franchise value of the brands, and the value of the technology all stays permanently overseas, untouched by the I.R.S.”

Then there is the whole Harry Ried claim that Romney paid no taxes etc …

Funny IRS has no problem with Mitt Romneys tax returns for the past 10 years.

But the IRS does have a problem with 36 personal aids of the sitting President of the United States … Barack Obama.

Someone is not telling the truth. Who might it be … DEMS or Romney?

So here’s the truth … the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Since it’s crunch time with 70 or so days till election Dems want to talk about ANYTHING BUT the economy. Romney’s taxes, Ann’s horse or Beyonce’s sweet ass …

large obama donor

BUT DON’T DARE SAY A WORD ABOUT THE ECONOMY or give the press any opening to speak about the economy or the fiscal cliff … cause that’s a killer for Obama reelection chances.

The only thing that Barack Obama has said that is the truth. This election couldn’t be more important for the welfare of the US today. Do the right thing and vote Nov. 6 for Mitt Romney. If you don’t … don’t come crying to Jack!

 

Jack is not the sharpest crayon in the box.

Ξ August 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

Next month Jack will be 62 and he’s looking into retirement. Thing is he doesn’t know what he will do after he retires. He thinks he’s found the perfect job! Work for DOJ.

if i only had a brain

Here are few of the DOJ candidates desired attributes …

  • severe intellectual disability
  • psychiatric disability
  • dwarfism: or
  • other current severe physical, intellectual or mental conditions.
  • Jack being a republican should qualify for a mental condition … wouldn’t ya think?

    Jack is very forgetful and that “disability” will only get worse with time. His forgetfulness would be great when dragged infront of congressional hearings. Of course he would never match Eric Holders ability to “not recollect.” Oh and he will be old too so that should help. If only he was a dwarf!

     

    Dingy Harry Reid wants to see …

    Ξ August 24th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics |

    … a presidential “candidates” tax returns.

    Jack wants to see a number of tax returns and they are ALL SITTING house and senate members.

    Harry Reid is qouted as saying Mitt Romney has broken no laws with his finances. Jack’s not so sure about these SITTING house and senate members (not candidates for election).

    But then Jack has an agenda. Harry Reid just wants to know. ;)

     

    Saudi Arabia: Gender apartheid?

    Ξ August 21st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, duh, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

    Saudi Arabia plans female-only city

    Actually Saudi Arabia is one of the few Islamic nations to get this correct according to the “Quran.”

    The Saudi guardianship system continues to treat women as minors. Under this discriminatory system, girls and women of all ages are forbidden from traveling, studying, or working without permission from their male guardians.

    Now the Islamophuqnuts will come screaming … THAT IS NOT TRUE! Islam gave women full rights.

    Well “without permission from their male guardians” they have what rights their male guardians say they have and that’s straight up Quran!

     

    This is how the media works …

    Ξ August 21st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics |

    in 3rd world countries.

    White House Sets Ground Rules for Local Interviews

    suckers

    It’s no secret that the US media is in the tank for Obama but this is a joke. If the media had ANY journalistic integrity at all it would tell Obama that’s not how it works.

    WE ask the questions and YOU give the answers … or NO deal.

     

    Debbie … does Hogans Heros.

    Ξ August 12th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank |

    sargent shulttz i am a stupid bitch


    She has got to be Sargent Shultz granddaughter!

    Host: Should the Democrats be releasing an ad that accuses a presidential candidate of being responsible, through inference, of being responsible for a woman’s death?

    DWS: First of all, that’s a Priorities USA ad.

    Host: I understand…

    DWS: It’s a priorities USA Super PAC ad…

    Host: Correct

    DWS: … and we have nothing to do with it.

    Host: Do you deny that they’re Democrats?

    DWS: I have no idea of the political affiliation of the folks associated with that Super PAC.

    Host: So, Bill Burton, who used to work in the White House, who worked for the Obama campaign in 2008? Not a Democrat?

    DWS: That is a Super PAC ad, not affiliated with the party or the campaign.

    Now Jack can understand how some of these people get elected. BUT after years in office doing this shit how do they get elected over and over again? How do they rise to lead the DNC? How do they rise to be Speaker of the House. How do they become the head of DOJ? That must say something of the Democrats that keep voting these people in office. Also says a lot about the ONE (Obama) that appoint these people.

    If Jack had a lying skank of the year award … Debbie Wasserman Schultz would win. But she does have stiff competion with Nancy P., Eric Holder and many more in the party of … I know NOTHING!

     

    Mitt has Ann and now …

    Ξ August 11th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ economy, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

    ann romney paul ryan

    Paul Ryan will take no prisoners. He’ll slaughter Biden in any debate about anything. Now if only the debate moderators will ask the tuff questions.

    Jack thinks the republicans have a chance to win. A good chance!

     

    What else has Jack been doing …

    Ξ August 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

    … watching the snatch and grab Olympics … ofcourse! US women take the gold.

    it that a tit

    Looks like fun to Jack. Keep up the good work ladies!

     

    Math: Democratic ver Repubulican and other shit!

    Ξ August 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ corruption, demwits, duh, economy, obami, personal, politics |

    You would think that a subject like math there would be no difference between democrats and republicans. Not so! There is a huge difference. Example would be that Obama keeps to his guns that he’s HELPED the economy and in turn helped the working man. Now in fact the economy hasn’t really gotten better. It’s about the same as when he took office except US government is trillions more in debt.

    fuzzy math

    But let Jack give a more practical example of how dems do math and repub do math. Mrs Jack and Jack went to casino the other day. On the way they stopped by credit union and got $200. Jack handed $100 to Mrs Jack and kept the other $100. Simple enough, both have $100 … correct? So off to the casino they go. After playing the slots for couple hours they decide to stop and get a bite to eat. Here is where the math starts to get fuzzy.

    Mrs Jack: OK tell the truth … how much did you lose?
    Jack: I did better than usual hun … I still have $60 of my original $100. I LOST $40.
    Jack: So how did you do hun?
    Mrs Jack: I WON $150.
    Jack: So you buying supper?
    Mrs Jack: Hell no … I only got $20 and I’m getting that hat I saw in boutique on the way out!
    Jack: I thought you said you WON $150.
    Mrs Jack: I DID WIN $150 but lost it all back AND It’s your fault Jack because you told me to keep playing!

    Do you see the fuzzy math? In Mrs Jacks democratic mind she will go to her grave claiming she WON $150 not LOST $80 and it’s Jacks fault.

    Jack really pissed her off when he told her she should be honest and cut her losses. If you stick to the story you WON $150 and now only have $20 that would mean you actually lost $230 … or you’re lying and have way more than $20.

    Mrs Jacks comeback … It’s doesn’t matter, OK I’ll buy dinner. She payed with credit card that JACK pays the bill. More fuzzy math.

    Now Jack is OK with all this. It does clearly show the difference in Democratic (Mrs Jack) math ver Repuplican (Jack) math.

    In the end it’s all up to interpretation if you’re a democrat … RIGHT!

    President Obama spent his formative years in academia, so he’s no doubt familiar with postmodernism, the literary theory that rejects objective reality and insists instead that everything is a matter of interpretation and relative “truth.” At any rate he’s running the first postmodern Presidential campaign, now organized almost exclusively around allegations about his opponent that bear no relation to the observable universe.