If a gal is nice enough to give an ol boy …
… show the curtesy of pullin your pants up!
That’s what happens when a gal is such an easy pushover.
… how bout a cold one for the road?
The controversial new ‘farewell intercourse’ law was claimed, in Arab media, to be part of a raft of measures being introduced by the Islamist-dominated parliament.
They reported it would also see the minimum age of marriage lowered to 14 and the ridding of women’s rights of getting education and employment.
He could even back door her if he wanted … not like she’s going to tell him NO!
Take this test.
On a scale from 0 to 20 points, where 20 signifies full engagement with mainstream American culture and 0 signifies deep cultural isolation within the new upper class bubble, you scored between 13 and 16.
In other words, you don’t even have a bubble..
Imagine that … Jack doesn’t have a bubble and is STILL a Republican! The test is clearly designed to show that ALL republicans live in a bubble totally out of touch with mainstream America.
Something must be wrong with this test. From this test it would seem Jack is more mainstream than anyone in Washington … especially those living in the White House bubble.
Or is that bobble?
Kuwait to impose death sentence for insulting Islam, God or the Prophet Mohamed
CAIRO: Regional human rights organizations expressed concern over Kuwait’s recently passed law that mandates the death penalty to anyone who criticizes God or Islam’s prophet Mohammed or his wives. The Kuwaiti National Assembly passed the law last Thursday, April 12, confirming the capital punishment to those insulting or criticizing God, the prophet or any of his wives, specially from the Muslim community in the country. A number of assembly members asked for consultation with the Ministry of Justice and Muslim scholars over the law first, before implementing it.
Look for ALL muslim countries to pass and implement this “Sharia” law in the future.
Look for ALL leftist, muslim apologist and media to lie to you and say this is NOT Sharia.
Look for muslims around the world to say this is NOT sharia to your face and hail this devine law behind your back.
This is what Obama made (he’s made ALOT more since then).
In 2005, when Obama began serving in the U.S. Senate (and his daughters turned 4 and 7), he and his wife were earning a combined annual income of $479,062. Barack Obama was paid a salary of $162,100 by the U.S. taxpayers, and Michelle Obama was paid $316,962 to handle community affairs for the University of Chicago Medical Center.
Now Jack can say without a doubt 99% of wage earners would love that salary and live VERY well. They could live very comfortable, raise 2 or more kids … but Obama said “We didn’t have “the luxury” for Michelle to not work.”
Well Jack can see that Obama has a personal money management problem … so it makes perfect sense he has a problem managing the federal government … running up $$$,$$$,$$$,$$$ debt.
Jack says the US taxpaers don’t have the “luxury” of having Obama manage the US’s citizens money for another 4 years.
… so he so can get some of his tax money back!
What is an EBT card?
Electronic Benefits Transfer (EBT) is an electronic system that allows a recipient to authorize transfer of their government benefits from a Federal account to a retailer account to pay for products received. EBT is used in all 50 States, the District of Columbia, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands, and Guam. EBT has been implemented in all States since June of 2004.
Jack promises he won’t buy beer, cigs, lotto tickets, bet on the ponies or even pay for lap dances with that money.
Jack does not promise to not use the money for bail money if he gets arrested. Jack told Eric Holder he is one of “his people” and got the nod for the bail money.
ps: ok ok … jack would use the card at a strip club if they had ATM and the gal was extremely robust.
The new bond girl?
You say NO way! She has made one film. Short clip that she showed her ample assets. Didn’t win any awards but did vault her career into the business. Maybe a non speaking part would be good … just alot bikinis and moaning.
Hmmm … What would her bond movie name be? Assa Plentatious?
Now the real news of the day. Obama NOW says that the “Buffet Rule” was NEVER intended to help with the debt crisis. It’s about being fair. Funny but the “Buffet Rule” WAS touted as a start to reduce the debt until the public finally is told the truth that taking ALL the millionaires money would run the government till noon of ONE day! So Kim you better watch out … Obama is after your Assets more than vevr!
We were becoming very concerned
The fear that Chapman would compromise a senior US official in a “honey trap” was a key reason for the arrest and deportation of the Russian spy ring of 10 people, of which she was a part, in 2010. “We were becoming very concerned,” he says. “They were getting close enough to a sitting US cabinet member that we thought we could no longer allow this to continue.” Mr Figliuzzi refuses to name the individual who was being targeted.
Yep that honey could get extremely sticky … for Jack or Jill!
Obama’s friggin adminstration takes our tax $$$$$$$$$ and sqauders it like they print the stuff!
And the worst offender is Mooch herself.
Obamas all of the above policy.
“If someone wants to build a new coal-fired power plant they can, but it will bankrupt them because they will be charged a huge sum for all the greenhouse gas that’s being emitted.”
-Candidate Barack Obama, 2008.
Coal must not be in that “ALL of the above energy policy.”
If you pay an electric bill … it just went up!