This is what happens when you …

Ξ October 6th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… defend something you have never read or really know anything about.

Ben’s total ignorance of the Quran, hadith and sunna shines through. Notice he goes straight to the gross, racist meme. The other panelist are just as dumb about the subject.

 

Marc Lamont Hill is stuck on postal.

Ξ September 30th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

We all remember when the term “postal” came into play when disgruntled postal employee years ago murdered coworkers. Marc Lamont Hill, Obama administration, Eric Holder/DOJ and all the lefties can’t say it. They won’t say it until Obama says it and that ain’t going to happen on his watch.

This is the part that really caught jacks attention …

Now … “All sorts of reasons”?

Do tell. Name ONE in the last year that does not involve Islam.

And you won’t hear it on ABC, NBC, CBS, NPR or any other national media that may reach the masses.

 

Yo Obama …

Ξ September 24th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… nothing to do with Islam? Straight from that holy book Quran.

Sura 47:4: “When you meet the unbelievers, smite their necks.” For centuries, Furnish observes, “leading Islamic scholars have interpreted this verse literally,” and examples abound throughout Islamic history.

Islam did exactly as Quran commands to the neck of another unbeliever today. He was French but the main thing here is that he was an “unbeliever.”

This IS the “religion” Obama and almost all our world leaders defends.

 

I can’t eat this shit …

Ξ September 24th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… say muslims. Here’s a thought. Get a friging job and buy your own food … if you can’t eat this shit!

 

Islam does not condone …

Ξ September 18th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, islamophuqnuts, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, religion, taqiyah |

sexual violence?

islamic war doctrine

In his Sept. 10 speech laying out his plan for fighting IS, President Obama devoted just eight words to the issue: “They enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.”

Well that’s a start but only half the story. “They enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.” Now if only Obama could have added … This is “Islamic war doctrine per Quran, hadith, sunna” he would have been totally honest. Obama would not and could not say that. No western politician can say that. It would set the world on fire!

Jack is not a politician so he can say it. He’ll say it in a way most everyone will understand.

If it was good enough for Mohammad it is good enough for IS! Now IS has really put the muslim world in a tight spot because they know this and they don’t know what to do. Muslims KNOW that once an Islamic Caliphate is established and the Caliphate declares war which IS has done it is perfectly acceptable per Quran, hadith ,sunna to … “enslave, rape, and force women into marriage.”

Talking to many muslims in the past they have always told Jack that the verses of the Quran that “condone” this was ONLY when a caliphate was rule of law. Well hello IS.

Now what was that about IS is not being Islamic?

 

Islam does not condone killing …

Ξ September 11th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… innocents like the IRS follows the law?

That’s kinda true or half truth. If you are muslim that may be true per the Quran. If you are any other religion it may not be true per the Quran. What most would call “innocents” the Quran and Mohammad disagreed in many cases and killed what most would call innocents. Did Mohammad himself get Islam wrong? Obama knows this but INSIST “IS” is not Islamic … blah blah blah in his speech last night. Infact Obama being an apostate of Islam per his claims of being Christian he is NOT innocent and he should be put to death per Sharia/Islamic law.

It’s complicated but Obama is a simpleton on this. Simply not telling the truth again. Fact is Islam does condone killing depending on Islams definition of “innocent.” That kinda leaves it wide open. So what’s new in his speech last night … nuttin!

Look at it like this. We follow the law when we can and when we can’t all bets are off.

 

Obama says it’s NOT a tax increase?

Ξ July 25th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, religion, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

Obama’s argument is those that have insurance have to pick up the tab for people that don’t have insurance. His ACA will have all tax payers pick up the tab for insurance. Problem is most that don’t have insurance DON’T pay any taxes anyway. So they get a free ride either way. Point is the lying bastard lied and he keeps on lying time after time. How can the american public believe a word this man says much less our allies!

Then WTF is line 61 on the 2014 tax form?

No No he didn’t lie … It’s must have evolved.

Then there is the whole deal about subsidies.
How easy it is to commit fraud and get the government subsidy.

All but one of the fake applicants ended up getting subsidized coverage — and have kept it. In one instance, an application was denied but then approved on a second try. In six other attempts to sign up fake applicants via in-person assisters, just one assister accurately told an investigator that the applicant’s income was too high for a subsidy.

The whole state thing about setting up exchanges.

The reasoning for this ruling was simple: That’s what the law says. The section dealing with the creation of state exchanges and the provision of subsidies states, quite clearly, that subsidies are only available in exchanges “established by a State,” which the law expressly defines as the 50 states plus the District of Columbia.

You can bet your ass this one is going to evolve into … that’s not what we meant when we specifically stated that’s what it meant! Because this will bring the whole thing crumbling down.

Have any of you seen the “House of Cards?” Someone should do one and call it “House of Lies.”

And this. At least 39% of american’s are either idiots or they don’t follow what is going on or they really don’t care. By midterms Jack is hoping it’s even much lower … 7% or so!

And finally … who loves Obama … well mostly muslims.

muslims love obama

Muslims understand and respect “taqiyah.” It is a mainstay in Islam to keep the population ignorant of Islam. Oh and they think Mohammad was a peace loving guy too!

 

Straight up Islamic war doctrine.

Ξ May 5th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Mohammad would have agreed.

slaves in islam

DAKAR, Senegal — In a video message apparently made by the leader of Nigeria’s Islamist group Boko Haram, Abubakar Shekau claimed responsibility for the kidnapping of hundreds of schoolgirls nearly three weeks ago, called the girls slaves and threatened to “sell them in the market, by Allah.

“Western education should end,” Mr. Shekau said in the 57-minute video, speaking in Hausa and Arabic. “Girls, you should go and get married.” The Islamist leader also warned that he would “give their hands in marriage because they are our slaves. We would marry them out at the age of nine. We would marry them out at the age of 12,” he said.

Now most muslims will tell you this is NOT Islam. Sorry but this is straight up Islamic war doctrine. All captives in Islamic wars are officially slaves. They can be sold, ransomed, set free or whatever. Once they are captured they are the “property” of the captor. Now in Mohammads time he got 20% of these slaves and even married one of them.

Read the Quran, hadith etc. and you will see what Jack says is the truth. If you don’t want to read Quran, hadith etc to find out the truth … be ignorant. Abubakar Shekau is definitely not ignorant of Islamic war doctrine … you shouldn’t be either.

 

The REAL Islam …

Ξ September 15th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

straight up Quran and Mohammad approved.

Sura 9.29: Fight those who do not believe in Allah or in the Last Day and who do not consider unlawful what Allah and His Messenger have made unlawful and who do not adopt the religion of truth from those who were given the Scripture - [fight] until they give the jizyah willingly while they are humbled.

pay the jiza or die

Muslims in southern Egypt killed two Christian men for failing to pay them protection money.

Muslims in the area are demanding Christians pay them “jizya,” a kind of tax that Islamic law requires religious minorities to pay Muslims.

However, the tax is so high many Christians simply can’t afford it.

The Voice of the Martyrs reports that a Muslim man demanded a Christian in a village in Assiut pay him nearly $1,500.

The Christian sought help from local police but to no avail.

When he failed to come up with the money, several Muslims went to his home and shot him and his cousin to death.

When a muslim tells you not to believe your own eyes tell them no problem you will believe what the Quran states.

 

If Jack had to do time …

Ξ July 2nd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, play, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

she can serve jack all day and night

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.

Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!

Update: Jack wants Michelle Obamas prison.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”

She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.

michelle obama afro

YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!

 

Jack crosses off Egypt of places to visit.

Ξ June 30th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Even before all this shit Egypt was still a dirty stinking mess.

But Malta is still in play.

 

We are all Robert Spencer and Pamela Geller …

Ξ June 27th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… if you dare say what the Quran actually says!

Theresa May and Britain has surrendered to Islam

Why does Jack say that? Listen and learn.

If you feel Islam is religion of peace please read the Quran, hadith and sunna. Find out for yourself. Do not take anyones word for it. Not Robert Spencers, Pamela Gellers, Jack’s or any muslims word for it. Jack has asked many muslims where to get info about Islam. Not once have they said “read the Quran, hadith and sunna.” Do you find that strange? Don’t read the holy books that Islam is based on.

Go sign this petition.

This issue is much larger than Islam. If you disagree with any controversial issue you must be silenced. If you disagree with Islam, homosexuality, global warming, immigration, gun control, high taxes, etc etc … you are a BAD PERSON! It’s not good enough to be simply tolerant of things you disagree with … YOU MUST EMBRACE THEM!

That is the real issue in todays fucked up world.

 

But Obama is just trying to keep you safe!

Ξ June 16th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

And how is Obama doing that?

Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won’t snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.

That’s right, the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.

Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.

Who makes up this body, and how do they decide requests? Nobody knows; the names of the chairman, members and staff are kept secret.

This is like deer hunting in Manhatton. Hey there’s a doe!

dear in manhattan

Or fishing in the Washington monument pool.

what you gona catch

If you are going to hunt or fish you really need to go where the game live. If you don’t go where game live and intentionally go where game don’t live … Jack does question your motives and your intelligence.

You can bet Obama’s boys were on this like a dog on a bone … looking for those terrorist.

The “government spied on all of your phone calls,” she said, “but it couldn’t find two pot-smoking terrorist deadbeats” who carried out the April 15 bombings at the Boston Marathon.

Fertile hunting ground … Republican conservatives AND Christians!

Obama says don’t believe your lying eyes and ears… trust your government or we are going to have a problem.

Jack’s response to that is … here’s a # you can monitor and it’s toll free … 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

 

Mama gona knock you out!

Ξ April 24th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Jack’s mom defended him many times when he was in the wrong. It’s natural for a mother to come to the defense her children. NOT once did Jacks mom ask for an “Alluha Ackbar!”

But don’t worry. Time is on the job.

loser

Yes like his uncle said … he is a loser!

 

Those topless protestors and the …

Ξ April 5th, 2013 | → Comments Off | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, skank, taqiyah |

anti protestors.

no tit shots

Onislam.net had a nice article about women that do not want to show their goodies. They want to wear hajib. They want to be subservient females. It’s their prerogative. Jack agrees it’s their prerogative.

Then they just flat out lied according to Quran.

Woman is recognized by Islam as the full and equal partner of the man in the procreation of humankind. (false according to Quran)

By this partnership, she has an equal share in every aspect. (false according to Quran)

She is entitled to equal rights, she undertakes equal responsibilities, and she has as many qualities and as much humanity as her partner. (false according to Quran)

But lying is permissible per Quran also. They were just muslims being muslims.

Much like politicians. They say all the right things and then lie about the facts to push their agenda.

Example …

 

Let’s teach ALL of Islam!

Ξ February 27th, 2013 | → 2 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Jack passes this school often to and from work. He knows parents that have children that attend this school. Don’t think this can’t happen at your childs school!

Parents outrage as female students are dressed in burqas to teach them about 9/11 freedom fighters - NOT terrorists

April LeBlanc, whose 15-year-old daughter Madelyn is one of the students in the photograph, has accused the school of ’saturating these kids in Islam’ and said many parents in the district felt betrayed by school officials.

‘My biggest thing is not the burqa,’ she told Fox News. ‘That was the key to opening up the rest. It’s scary how far they dove into the Islamic faith. It’s scary what they taught my daughter. Who’s in charge of this? How did our superintendent let this slip through the cracks?’

This is a publicly funded Texas high school. The question that should be asked is what is religion doing being taught at any “publicly funded US high school?” Where is the ACLU? Where is Eric Holder and DOJ?

Now here is the shocker. Jack says no problem. Teach it all.

please dont beat me

1. Teach sharia law and how it treats women (muslim men can beat their wife per quran) and non-muslims.
2. Teach how Muhammad married a 6 year old girl and 11 other women.
3. Teach that the majority of muslim Imams support FGM per Muhammad.
4. Teach that slavory is perfectly acceptable during war in Islam per the Quran.
5. Teach how the vast majority of the world honor killings are done by muslims.
6. Teach how muslims have waged war from the ME to around the world in the name of Islam.
7. Teach the treament that gay and lesbians recieve in Islam.

Basically teach ALL of Islam. These students need to know to make an informed decision. Once students have a complete informed look at Islam they can make up their own mind. Jack has no problem with that.

 

Leading by example.

Ξ February 2nd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, lying media, mo, obami, personal, politics, religion, taqiyah, taxes, work |

You’ve all heard this. If you want to be a leader or role model etc … lead by example.

Now let’s look at a few recent …

Al Gore rails on the evils of fossil fuel … sells his “Current TV” to an oil shiek.

Sylvester Stallone crys about the evil of gun violence … his latest movie “Bullet to the Head.”

Obama during 2012 election is focused like a laser on jobs … fires his jobs council. They must have been doing a poor job!

WASHINGTON – As new weekly jobs numbers emerged Thursday showing a jump in unemployment claims and a report released the previous day showed the economy shrinking in late 2012, President Obama is effectively laying off his jobs council.

The council itself, a group of business and labor leaders, hasn’t met officially in more than a year. The group was tasked with making recommendations to Obama to help create jobs, but the 26 members only met four times in two years.

See what Jack is saying.

Oh and one more.

Allah told Muhammad muslims are allowed 4 wifes … Mo takes 12.

wifes

 

Egypt …

Ξ December 23rd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, corruption, demwits, duh, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

goes down the sharia rathole.

Now who would imagine a majority muslim nation would vote for sharia law? Maybe Obama should go to Egypt and give another speech.

Now Jack will never see the pyramids.

 

Jack thinks they mean business.

Ξ November 20th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Not even Hamas pushes this shit that they haven’t been firing rockets on and off since the last ceasefire. But MSNBC with Rachel Maddow will … with we don’t know … we do know mime.

 

Obama: 3 AM call Benghazi terrorist attack

Ξ November 14th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, racist, religion, skank, taqiyah |

Update:

As I said before, she made an appearance at the request of the White House in which she gave her best understanding of the intelligence that had been provided to her.

Jack made all that stuff up in the orginal post … but you already knew that. He was right on the money about sending someone out to lie about Benghazi terrorist attack. Now Obama all but admitted this and says …

“When they go after the U.N. ambassador, apparently because they think she’s an easy target, then they’ve got a problem with me,” Obama said today.

He’s feeling his invincibilty. He’s thinking he’s an “untouchable.”

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Update:
When asked point blank specific questions about Benghazigate Obama saidI ain’t fckin sayin! He could have just said …

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.[1]

He is supposed to be a constutional lawyer! But he chose to say …

KYLE CLARK: Were the Americans under attack at the consulate in Benghazi Libya denied requests for help during that attack? And is it fair to tell Americans that what happened is under investigation and we’ll all find out after the election?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, the election has nothing to do with four brave Americans getting killed and us wanting to find out exactly what happened. These are folks who served under me who I had sent to some very dangerous places. Nobody wants to find out more what happened than I do. But we want to make sure we get it right, particularly because I have made a commitment to the families impacted as well as to the American people, we’re going to bring those folks to justice. So, we’re going to gather all the facts, find out exactly what happened, and make sure that it doesn’t happen again but we’re also going to make sure that we bring to justice those who carried out these attacks.

KYLE CLARK: Were they denied requests for help during the attack?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, we are finding out exactly what happened. I can tell you, as I’ve said over the last couple of months since this happened, the minute I found out what was happening, I gave three very clear directives. Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened so that it doesn’t happen again. Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice. And I guarantee you that everyone in the state department, our military, the CIA, you name it, had number one priority making sure that people were safe. These were our folks and we’re going to find out exactly what happened, but what we’re also going to do it make sure that we are identifying those who carried out these terrible attacks.

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Update:
Jack with little resources know more about Benghazigate than Obama’s White House. Of course Jack has been paying attention. Obama’s WH has only been trying to get reelected. CIA is talking now. Military is talking now. WH … mums the word.

But lets hope this does NOT stay in Las Vegas.

Based on documents released by the committee, on the day of the attack the Pentagon dispatched a drone with a video camera so everyone in Washington could see what was happening in real time. The drone documented no crowds protesting any video. But around 4 p.m. Washington received an email from the Benghazi mission saying it was under a military-style attack. The White House, the Pentagon, the State Department and the CIA were able to watch the live video feed. An email sent later that day reported “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi attack.”

Not only did the White House do nothing, there are now reports that a counterterrorism team ready to launch a rescue mission was ordered to stand down.

These behaviors go far beyond “spin.” They amount to a pack of lies. To return to office a narcissistic amateur who seeks to ride this nation’s economy and international esteem to oblivion, like Slim Pickens riding the nuclear bomb to its target at the end of the movie “Dr. Strangelove,” would be disastrous.

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Update:
Major player Obama in attack refuses to be part of investigation and more.

Today, the White House press secretary let it slip during a press gaggle aboard Air Force One that President Obama’s inaction on the Benghazi situation now extends to inaction on the supposed investigation taking place. The administration has still not made clear what exactly is being investigated, or the extent of the investigation. And President Obama doesn’t much care. Said Carney:

“He has not participated in the investigation. He is anticipating results that show us exactly what happened and who is responsible and what lessons we can learn from it and ensure it never happens again. He expects the investigation to be rigorous.”

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Update: It has been comfirmed without a shadow of a doubt. It will even hold up in court if it comes to that. Obama lied about the whole thing to protect his election chances. Now he’s all offended when someone calls him out in second debate. What a joke of a leader! What a little man. Sarah Palin was correct to say when Obama recieved that 3:AM call … he started shuckin and jivin.

Jack says … He should be tarred and feathered. Nixon was run out of office for less and rightly so. Obama should be done the same … run out of office if he’s reelcted. If not relected he should still answer to the american public. Hopefully someone in the adminstration will speak up and tell the truth. Well WE know the truth now they just need to admit it.

Jack looked on ABC, NBC, CBS for this story … NUTTIN.

Topping the network newscasts: CBS: 24th death in meningitis outbreak; ABC: Hurricane Sandy threat; NBC: Obama interview.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 24, 2012

If the network “NEWS” stations aren’t going to carry stories … the american public should stop watching them. They might care about a story then … naaaa. Walter Cronkite is rolling over in his grave.

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This post is prefaced that this is done with the best intelligence Jack has at this time.

Carney: Mr President we have a situation. We need to have a conference call to see how best to deal with this situation.

Obama: What happened?

Carney: Our ambassador and 3 others have been killed in terrorist attack in Libya. The embassy has been sacked and burned.

Obama: You woke me for THIS! What am I paying YOU for? Ok get Hillary/Bill, Valerie, Eric H., Axelrod and rest of gang on a call then call me back.

Carney: Mr President … we’re all here.

Obama: How bad does this look for my reelection?

Valerie, Hillary, Axelrod: 9-11 … BAD.

Obama: Where’s Bill? He’s best spin dr on the planet!

Hillary: He told me he was going out for a donut but you know Bill he’s probably just looking for a donut hole.

Valerie: Hey we can blaime it on that movie.

Obama: Eric … if we lie what’s the down side.

Eric: None. We lie all the time and the only people that know we lie and wouldn’t vote for you anyway … somewhere around 47%. And they’ll never know we lied if they don’t watch Fox News. So I don’t see any down side. We need to use good verbage though. You know … to the best of my knowledge/ recollection etc or in this case “the best intelligence we have at this time.”

Obama: Good Eric good. Hillary you need to get right on this.

Hillary: No thanks. I won’t give the Repubs this to toss in my face come 2016.

Obama: Right … who do we have that we can toss under bus if this goes sour?

Axelrod: Susan Rice/UN ambassador will fit that bill.

Obama: Great … get her on it and tell her to sell it if she likes her job! You people need to never forget, if you like YOUR job you better protect MINE! Now I’m going to bed. I’ve got a big day in Vegas tommorrow.

 

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