What are the chances?

Ξ December 16th, 2015 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, duh, idiot, loser, play, taqiyah |

Accidentally penetrated 18 year old tripped fell her.

He had already had sex with her 24-year-old friend and said he might have fallen on top of the teenager while his penis was poking out the top of his underwear.

He tripped and fell. His penis penetrated her at the exact time her panties got pulled to the side. He doesn’t deny any of this. He says it was an accident. Court decides … OK that’s believable. Your’e free to go.

What are the odds!

Bill Cosby, Slick Willy Clinton and all other rapists have nothing on this guy!


Just for you …

Ξ March 14th, 2015 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, music, personal, play |

Sing it at Jacks funeral.


A Texas legend has left us …

Ξ July 17th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, music, personal, play |

johnny winter

A Texas legend and Beaumont, TX native passed today. Jack has been a fan of JW all his life. He had the pleasure to see him live in small venues in Beaumont, Houston many times and JW never disappointed. JW was one of the best. He ranks right up there with the worlds best Blues/Rock entertainers.

Once Jack was at a home in Port Neches, TX by the park and in walked JW. He was there for the same reason Jack was there. JW noticed a guitar in the corner and picked it up and started playing. He wasn’t famous then but he still could belt out a blues tune like no other. Jack will never forget that day.

Another time Jack and friends were at a small bar in Beaumont call “Our House.” It was an old small two story home turned into a bar. Owners lived upstairs and gave local bands a place to play. Rocky Hill (brother of Dusty hill ZZ Top) Blues band played there occasionally and one night while they were there in walks JW with his arrow guitar and sit in with them till wee hours of the morning. By then he was famous but he simply wanted to play that night … and play he did!

The man lived fast and hard but made it longer than most with his lifestyle … RIP JW


Poor girl can’t get a date!

Ξ October 23rd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, loser, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Guess who?

Ok here’s a hint …


Jack is married so he can’t ask her out … but if he were single!


Jack is thinking …

Ξ September 8th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, climate change, demwits, idiot, loser, oh shit, personal, play, politics, skank |

just how will this be enforced?

panty check

The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.

Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?

Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.


Happy 4th of July

Ξ July 4th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, personal, play, politics, work |

hot rod stars and stripes

Jack will make it home in time for the fireworks tonight. On another note Jack sold his old Jeep and took the leap. Time for serious road trip. First stop is Big D. From there it’s anyones guess.

sweet ride


If Jack had to do time …

Ξ July 2nd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, play, politics, religion, taqiyah |

… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.

Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.

But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.

Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.

she can serve jack all day and night

“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’

“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”

The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.

Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!

Update: Jack wants Michelle Obamas prison.

“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”

She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.

michelle obama afro

YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!


Slim Plump Whateva …

Ξ June 20th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, personal, play |

… she has talent.

jack will always love you for your talent

You can’t say that for most of the bimbos in todays music business.


Saturday Night Live …

Ξ January 21st, 2013 | → Comments Off | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, music, oh shit, personal, play, politics |

40+ years ago Jack thought SNL was hilarious. Ofcourse he always watched SNL in a drunken/stoned stuper. No doubt anyone that thinks SNL is funny today watches while in a drunken/stoned stuper.

They should rename the show Monday Morning Reruns.

Did you see that! Jack made a joke and was as funny as any he heard … SNL.

But then Jack coundn’t name but one movie this women has acted in and that’s because he added 2+2 while watching SNL.

hunger and games


Just slit Jacks throat now!

Ξ January 10th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, economy, football, idiot, obami, personal, play, politics, taxes |

All this ruckus about what Brent Musberger said Monday night about Miss Alabama. ESPN issues an apology!

that is beautiful

Call Jack a sexist pig fine but come on … what is this world coming too!

The only dumber thing this week is the Trillion-Dollar coin which Jay Carney when asked whould not rule out.

Krugman wrote in his New York Times blog yesterday that Obama should be willing to mint a $1 trillion coin “if Republicans try to force America into default.” Obama will “be faced with a choice between two alternatives: one that’s silly but benign, the other that’s equally silly but both vile and disastrous,” Krugman wrote. “The decision should be obvious.”

51% of Americans (democrats) voted for this shit and that’s exactly what they are getting … shit!


Annual turkey bird day game …

Ξ November 20th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, music, oh shit, personal, play |

… Cowboys and Redskins. This ain’t pee wee league football. It’s going to get physical.




Game of the week …

Ξ October 6th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, music, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

Florida Gators vs LSU Tigers!

Florida has home field advantage.

florida gators

But how you can bet against LSU! They have massive talent/depth in every position.

check these footballs


Breaking: Dallas Cowboys moving

Ξ October 2nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

After the dismal showing last night Jerry Jones is considering a move to the LFL in order to be more competive. They also will be able to cut cost by getting their uniforms on site at the new Victoria Secret store at Dallas stadium.

The Dallas Cowboys owner is making another bold move, opening a Victoria’s Secret PINK store for Monday’s game vs. the Chicago Bears at Cowboys Stadium.

Obviously, this is groundbreaking. This is the first underwear store to open at a professional sports stadium or venue. Or so we think.

gang tackling

Remember you got it from Jack. Now if they can just win a few games!


Jack can get on this Eco bandwagon.

Ξ October 1st, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, climate change, demwits, football, music, personal, play |

The Cowboys play tonight but the hot team right now are the Eagles. But to the post title.

So Hot Clicks salutes the Philadelphia Eagles cheerleaders on being the first girls to produce their annual calendar on eco-friendly, recycled paper.

eco friendly chicks

Not your typical liberal tree huggers.

Christina Aguilera - it's a man's world (HD)… by SylvanasVanHellsing


All this flack over Kate’s tits …

Ξ September 17th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, lying UN, lying media, oh shit, play, politics |

… while her and Will hang out in Solomon Islands with women’s tits.

Topless dancers who greeted Prince William and Kate Middleton in Honiara

jungle tits

If Kate wants to sunbath in the nude let’s give her a break but don’t cry about it when those same tits are published for all to see. From what Jack has seen there are not a whole lot of tits to see. She does have nice legs though and a beautiful smile.

Also week 2 the Cowgirls fall to the Seahawks …

seahawks cheerleader


New York 17 … Dallas 24

Ξ September 6th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ football, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Kiss it …

kiss it good

The healing has begun for the faithful Dallas Blue.


Enough work for today … playtime.

Ξ August 26th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, oh shit, personal, play, work |

Jack gives you … Candy.

Mr Jones … for your listening pleasure … Pride and Joy

Subliminal messages … C!


What else has Jack been doing …

Ξ August 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, football, oh shit, personal, play, skank |

… watching the snatch and grab Olympics … ofcourse! US women take the gold.

it that a tit

Looks like fun to Jack. Keep up the good work ladies!


She didn’t call them a nigger!

Ξ July 25th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, corruption, economy, lying UN, lying media, oh shit, play, politics, racist |

Olympics: Greece expels athlete over racist tweet

you go girl

But there may be more at play than just Papachristou’s tweet. Reuters reports that Greek political parties have demanded her removal from the team, a position that could be tied to her reported ties to far-right-wing, anti-immigrant Greek party Golden Dawn.

So basically if you don’t like your nations immigration laws and you want to be in Olympics … STFU!


Jack’s getting a little excited …

Ξ July 22nd, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, football, personal, play, work |

… about the 2012 Olympics. He likes to watch.


And for years now he’s tried to steal those codes … 1 finger, 2 finger … what’s all that?



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