Jan Says They Have No Record Of Clinton Shit her pantsuits …

Ξ March 17th, 2015 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, loser, lying media, obami, oh shit, skank |

… when we asked her to Sign Separation Form. There was a foul smell in the room but that could have come from anyone farting including Hillary. Fact is it’s not against the law to fart in a meeting!

The only thing Jan can tell us for certain is that her tits are better than Hillarys.

 

Good on Rudy Giuliani!

Ξ February 21st, 2015 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, personal, politics, racist, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

Rudy had the balls to call Obama out.

obama love thyself

Jack thinks that Obama does love. He loves the America he can create. He hates the America we have. This has been well documented. Hope and Change … you got to love it. If not Obama has attacked with the full force of (IRS, DOJ, EPA … etc) and any other tool he can use of the American government that he hates and wants to change.

But most of all Obama loves himself.

And how has Obama done this? Well … the democratic party and democratic voters say go ahead. We don’t care what the courts and other checks on your power are … do it!

The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 26% of Likely U.S. Voters think the president should have the right to ignore federal court rulings if they are standing in the way of actions he feels are important for the country…

But perhaps more unsettling to supporters of constitutional checks and balances is the finding that 43% of Democrats believe the president should have the right to ignore the courts. Only 35% of voters in President Obama’s party disagree, compared to 81% of Republicans and 67% of voters not affiliated with either major party…

[W]hile 72% of GOP voters and 63% of unaffiliateds believe it is more important to preserve our constitutional system of checks and balances than for the federal government to operate efficiently, Democrats are evenly divided…

Women and younger voters feel more strongly than men and those 40 and older that the president should have the right to ignore federal court rulings. Black voters believe that more than whites and other minority voters do.

Last but most important you have the fluffer’s. Come on you educated liberals know the fluffer’s job? The movie couldn’t be made with out them. You will never see them above the fold. Only on page F7 of the paper to be able to say, HEY we covered that in case someone with balls like Rudy calls them out!

 

Another case of Obama …

Ξ January 27th, 2015 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, loser, lying media, obami, politics, taqiyah |

refusing to do his job!

traitor

“This is shaping up to be a titanic struggle behind the scenes,” he said. “Believe me, the Army here wants to do the right thing … And the White House, because of the political narrative, President Obama cozying up to the parents and because he, President Obama, releasing the five Taliban … The narrative is what the White House does not want to have come out.”

This is dereliction of duty by our commander-in-chief to save his political ass. PFC Bowe Bergdahl and Obama do have something in common … BOTH refuse to do the job they signed on for.

 

Eleanor Holmes Norton is an idiot …

Ξ December 5th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank, taqiyah |

… also a DC congresswoman. She readily admits she doesn’t know the facts and demands the facts don’t matter … only her agenda. Most liberals would agree with her too!

Majority of MSM agrees with her also.

 

Obama says it’s NOT a tax increase?

Ξ July 25th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, religion, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

Obama’s argument is those that have insurance have to pick up the tab for people that don’t have insurance. His ACA will have all tax payers pick up the tab for insurance. Problem is most that don’t have insurance DON’T pay any taxes anyway. So they get a free ride either way. Point is the lying bastard lied and he keeps on lying time after time. How can the american public believe a word this man says much less our allies!

Then WTF is line 61 on the 2014 tax form?

No No he didn’t lie … It’s must have evolved.

Then there is the whole deal about subsidies.
How easy it is to commit fraud and get the government subsidy.

All but one of the fake applicants ended up getting subsidized coverage — and have kept it. In one instance, an application was denied but then approved on a second try. In six other attempts to sign up fake applicants via in-person assisters, just one assister accurately told an investigator that the applicant’s income was too high for a subsidy.

The whole state thing about setting up exchanges.

The reasoning for this ruling was simple: That’s what the law says. The section dealing with the creation of state exchanges and the provision of subsidies states, quite clearly, that subsidies are only available in exchanges “established by a State,” which the law expressly defines as the 50 states plus the District of Columbia.

You can bet your ass this one is going to evolve into … that’s not what we meant when we specifically stated that’s what it meant! Because this will bring the whole thing crumbling down.

Have any of you seen the “House of Cards?” Someone should do one and call it “House of Lies.”

And this. At least 39% of american’s are either idiots or they don’t follow what is going on or they really don’t care. By midterms Jack is hoping it’s even much lower … 7% or so!

And finally … who loves Obama … well mostly muslims.

muslims love obama

Muslims understand and respect “taqiyah.” It is a mainstay in Islam to keep the population ignorant of Islam. Oh and they think Mohammad was a peace loving guy too!

 

Leftist clown ELEANOR CLIFT says …

Ξ May 12th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, corruption, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, politics, skank |

… there is no such thing as murder.

All humans die their heart stops beating or they stop breathing or something. That’s NOT murder! Did the WH send her an email to say this?

 

The government shut down …

Ξ May 9th, 2014 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, demwits, duh, economy, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, taxes, work |

… and Jack didn’t feel a thang!

talking poins

Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.

Here’s a list of who will work and who will get the paid vacations.

Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!

Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”

unbelievebly stupid obama

Shut down Update 2: Remember the sequester armageddon?

Well we are safe now. Only one government employee lost their job.

Only one employee in the entire federal government lost a job due to sequestration, according to a government audit that found the only permanent cut came at the U.S. Parole Commission, which eliminated one position. …

But hey that’s one more than lost their jobs in all the “non-scandals” of Obama’s adminatration.

 

Poor girl can’t get a date!

Ξ October 23rd, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, loser, music, oh shit, personal, play |

Guess who?

Ok here’s a hint …

Refaeli

Jack is married so he can’t ask her out … but if he were single!

 

You wont see this …

Ξ October 13th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, demwits, duh, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics |

… on MSM news!

here is your barrycades

The VETS aren’t cowards like MSM news.

 

Jack is thinking …

Ξ September 8th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ MSM, climate change, demwits, idiot, loser, oh shit, personal, play, politics, skank |

just how will this be enforced?

panty check

The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.

Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?

Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.

 

From the most transperant President of all time!

Ξ July 27th, 2013 | → 1 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, economy, loser, lying UN, lying media, obami, oh shit, personal, politics, racist, skank, taqiyah |

She said the administration told her she “didn’t need to know.”

This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.

Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president

Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.

Well niggers … what difference does it make?

 

Russian President Vladimir Putin …

Ξ June 24th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, racist, skank, taqiyah, taxes |

and China are playing the player … Obama.

smell it

Mean while the nappy first family is off on African safari spending $100 million of your and Jack’s tax dollars on vacation while the average American family has to va-stay thanks to O’s policies. And never forget O is just like the little man … right. He’s just like one of you working stiffs … right.

Ok Jack apologizes to the Obama children. They didn’t have any choice in being born into that family.

He does not apologize to Obama and big mama. He also has his taxes in order just incase someone in the administration reads this.

 

But Obama is just trying to keep you safe!

Ξ June 16th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

And how is Obama doing that?

Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won’t snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.

That’s right, the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.

Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.

Who makes up this body, and how do they decide requests? Nobody knows; the names of the chairman, members and staff are kept secret.

This is like deer hunting in Manhatton. Hey there’s a doe!

dear in manhattan

Or fishing in the Washington monument pool.

what you gona catch

If you are going to hunt or fish you really need to go where the game live. If you don’t go where game live and intentionally go where game don’t live … Jack does question your motives and your intelligence.

You can bet Obama’s boys were on this like a dog on a bone … looking for those terrorist.

The “government spied on all of your phone calls,” she said, “but it couldn’t find two pot-smoking terrorist deadbeats” who carried out the April 15 bombings at the Boston Marathon.

Fertile hunting ground … Republican conservatives AND Christians!

Obama says don’t believe your lying eyes and ears… trust your government or we are going to have a problem.

Jack’s response to that is … here’s a # you can monitor and it’s toll free … 1-800-EAT-SHIT.

 

Scandal here, Scandal there … WH WHAT SCANDaL?

Ξ May 17th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank, taqiyah |

Jay Carney is the official mouth to the press for Obama. He has said there are NO scandels.

There are no scandals here

JAY CARNEY: Well, I’m not sure, again, you’re concocting scandals here that don’t exist, especially with regard to the Benghazi affair that was contrived by Republicans and I think has fallen apart largely this week. The fact of the matter is that this administration has a record on transparency that outdoes any previous administration, and we are committed to that. The president is committed to that.

Hmmm Benghazi, IRS, AP? Jay Carneys stance is.

Benghazi is something “manufactured” by the republicans.
IRS … HEY the IRS doesn’t work for the Whitehouse. They are totally indepenent government agency.
AP … Bunch of losers whining about nothing!

Another words … YOU all have stupid written on your forehead … that believe these are scandals.

Upside of all this is that the press (or at least some of the press) is covering these non-scandals.

 

Mama gona knock you out!

Ξ April 24th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying media, mo, obami, politics, religion, taqiyah |

Jack’s mom defended him many times when he was in the wrong. It’s natural for a mother to come to the defense her children. NOT once did Jacks mom ask for an “Alluha Ackbar!”

But don’t worry. Time is on the job.

loser

Yes like his uncle said … he is a loser!

 

Jack thinks common house fly?

Ξ January 25th, 2013 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, corruption, demwits, economy, idiot, loser, lying media, obami, personal, politics, skank, taqiyah |

feces or rotten meat or what

What Attracts Flies
In order to determine what attracts flies to your home, it is important to identify the species of pest you are encountering. Common house flies are attracted to decaying organic filth such as feces and rotting meat, whereas fruit flies seek sugary substances and feed more commonly on over-ripe fruit, spilled soda and alcohol. Drain flies require moist climates and organic materials and will be attracted to drains where they will lay their eggs.

What do you think?

 

Saturday Night Live …

Ξ January 21st, 2013 | → Comments Off | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, MSM, climate change, demwits, idiot, loser, lying media, music, oh shit, personal, play, politics |

40+ years ago Jack thought SNL was hilarious. Ofcourse he always watched SNL in a drunken/stoned stuper. No doubt anyone that thinks SNL is funny today watches while in a drunken/stoned stuper.

They should rename the show Monday Morning Reruns.

Did you see that! Jack made a joke and was as funny as any he heard … SNL.

But then Jack coundn’t name but one movie this women has acted in and that’s because he added 2+2 while watching SNL.

hunger and games

 

Officer plays with their stuff …

Ξ December 19th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ idiot, loser, oh shit, personal, politics, skank |

… and both promptly sue Texas Department of Public Safety.

Jack is pissed. This female officer gets to have all the fun and the tax payers (including jack) have to pick up the bill.

 

Obama: 3 AM call Benghazi terrorist attack

Ξ November 14th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, idiot, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, loser, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, racist, religion, skank, taqiyah |

Update:

As I said before, she made an appearance at the request of the White House in which she gave her best understanding of the intelligence that had been provided to her.

Jack made all that stuff up in the orginal post … but you already knew that. He was right on the money about sending someone out to lie about Benghazi terrorist attack. Now Obama all but admitted this and says …

“When they go after the U.N. ambassador, apparently because they think she’s an easy target, then they’ve got a problem with me,” Obama said today.

He’s feeling his invincibilty. He’s thinking he’s an “untouchable.”

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Update:
When asked point blank specific questions about Benghazigate Obama saidI ain’t fckin sayin! He could have just said …

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.[1]

He is supposed to be a constutional lawyer! But he chose to say …

KYLE CLARK: Were the Americans under attack at the consulate in Benghazi Libya denied requests for help during that attack? And is it fair to tell Americans that what happened is under investigation and we’ll all find out after the election?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, the election has nothing to do with four brave Americans getting killed and us wanting to find out exactly what happened. These are folks who served under me who I had sent to some very dangerous places. Nobody wants to find out more what happened than I do. But we want to make sure we get it right, particularly because I have made a commitment to the families impacted as well as to the American people, we’re going to bring those folks to justice. So, we’re going to gather all the facts, find out exactly what happened, and make sure that it doesn’t happen again but we’re also going to make sure that we bring to justice those who carried out these attacks.

KYLE CLARK: Were they denied requests for help during the attack?

PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, we are finding out exactly what happened. I can tell you, as I’ve said over the last couple of months since this happened, the minute I found out what was happening, I gave three very clear directives. Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened so that it doesn’t happen again. Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice. And I guarantee you that everyone in the state department, our military, the CIA, you name it, had number one priority making sure that people were safe. These were our folks and we’re going to find out exactly what happened, but what we’re also going to do it make sure that we are identifying those who carried out these terrible attacks.

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Update:
Jack with little resources know more about Benghazigate than Obama’s White House. Of course Jack has been paying attention. Obama’s WH has only been trying to get reelected. CIA is talking now. Military is talking now. WH … mums the word.

But lets hope this does NOT stay in Las Vegas.

Based on documents released by the committee, on the day of the attack the Pentagon dispatched a drone with a video camera so everyone in Washington could see what was happening in real time. The drone documented no crowds protesting any video. But around 4 p.m. Washington received an email from the Benghazi mission saying it was under a military-style attack. The White House, the Pentagon, the State Department and the CIA were able to watch the live video feed. An email sent later that day reported “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi attack.”

Not only did the White House do nothing, there are now reports that a counterterrorism team ready to launch a rescue mission was ordered to stand down.

These behaviors go far beyond “spin.” They amount to a pack of lies. To return to office a narcissistic amateur who seeks to ride this nation’s economy and international esteem to oblivion, like Slim Pickens riding the nuclear bomb to its target at the end of the movie “Dr. Strangelove,” would be disastrous.

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Update:
Major player Obama in attack refuses to be part of investigation and more.

Today, the White House press secretary let it slip during a press gaggle aboard Air Force One that President Obama’s inaction on the Benghazi situation now extends to inaction on the supposed investigation taking place. The administration has still not made clear what exactly is being investigated, or the extent of the investigation. And President Obama doesn’t much care. Said Carney:

“He has not participated in the investigation. He is anticipating results that show us exactly what happened and who is responsible and what lessons we can learn from it and ensure it never happens again. He expects the investigation to be rigorous.”

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Update: It has been comfirmed without a shadow of a doubt. It will even hold up in court if it comes to that. Obama lied about the whole thing to protect his election chances. Now he’s all offended when someone calls him out in second debate. What a joke of a leader! What a little man. Sarah Palin was correct to say when Obama recieved that 3:AM call … he started shuckin and jivin.

Jack says … He should be tarred and feathered. Nixon was run out of office for less and rightly so. Obama should be done the same … run out of office if he’s reelcted. If not relected he should still answer to the american public. Hopefully someone in the adminstration will speak up and tell the truth. Well WE know the truth now they just need to admit it.

Jack looked on ABC, NBC, CBS for this story … NUTTIN.

Topping the network newscasts: CBS: 24th death in meningitis outbreak; ABC: Hurricane Sandy threat; NBC: Obama interview.

— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 24, 2012

If the network “NEWS” stations aren’t going to carry stories … the american public should stop watching them. They might care about a story then … naaaa. Walter Cronkite is rolling over in his grave.

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This post is prefaced that this is done with the best intelligence Jack has at this time.

Carney: Mr President we have a situation. We need to have a conference call to see how best to deal with this situation.

Obama: What happened?

Carney: Our ambassador and 3 others have been killed in terrorist attack in Libya. The embassy has been sacked and burned.

Obama: You woke me for THIS! What am I paying YOU for? Ok get Hillary/Bill, Valerie, Eric H., Axelrod and rest of gang on a call then call me back.

Carney: Mr President … we’re all here.

Obama: How bad does this look for my reelection?

Valerie, Hillary, Axelrod: 9-11 … BAD.

Obama: Where’s Bill? He’s best spin dr on the planet!

Hillary: He told me he was going out for a donut but you know Bill he’s probably just looking for a donut hole.

Valerie: Hey we can blaime it on that movie.

Obama: Eric … if we lie what’s the down side.

Eric: None. We lie all the time and the only people that know we lie and wouldn’t vote for you anyway … somewhere around 47%. And they’ll never know we lied if they don’t watch Fox News. So I don’t see any down side. We need to use good verbage though. You know … to the best of my knowledge/ recollection etc or in this case “the best intelligence we have at this time.”

Obama: Good Eric good. Hillary you need to get right on this.

Hillary: No thanks. I won’t give the Repubs this to toss in my face come 2016.

Obama: Right … who do we have that we can toss under bus if this goes sour?

Axelrod: Susan Rice/UN ambassador will fit that bill.

Obama: Great … get her on it and tell her to sell it if she likes her job! You people need to never forget, if you like YOUR job you better protect MINE! Now I’m going to bed. I’ve got a big day in Vegas tommorrow.

 

Jack feels U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. pain.

Ξ November 10th, 2012 | → 0 Comments | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, corruption, demwits, loser, lying media, politics, racist, skank |

Update
Shame the low information dems overwhelming voted him in for another corrupt term … bye bye!

Update

Gawker predicts rehab.

Jack concurs …


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she looks exhausting

Exhausted and, according to a friend, fighting to save his marriage, U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. announced Monday he’s been on a previously-undisclosed medical leave of absence for the past two weeks.

Just last week, a fund-raiser in the middle of the Jackson saga — Raghuveer Nayak — was arrested by federal authorities in an unrelated alleged fraud scheme.

Yep that will do it. Between blondes that’s not your wife and very close associates being arrested for fraud with your name being tossed into the mix … will exhaust you. Jesse Jackson Jr. should turn to his dad for advice in these matters. Jesse Jackson Sr. has alot of experience in these very exhausting matters. But as Kathy Shaidle saysexhaustion is not a medical problem.

One of my goals in choosing to participate in mass media is to help viewers and listeners wade through the nonsense that is fed to them and help them become more sophisticated consumers of media. As a physician one of the most transparent and troubling lies that I see spun from publicists and then distributed as legitimate news is when a young public figure becomes ill. What we hear from the spin doctors is that the young client is suffering from “exhaustion” and/or “dehydration.”

Really … come on … that’s like laying on the rocks playing with your dog and calling that a job! It’s hard work but not a job.

payday

Coco’s dog does look alot like Sr. Don’t you think?

Jack is pretty sure what Sr’s advice will be … deny, deny, deny and never forget to play your race card.

born with with race card

 

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