Jack predicts this shutdown to be about the same as the sequester cuts. Remember when the economy was going to fail because of some cuts. Well think how much money will be saved if the government took a week off without pay. Problem is they are already screaming for back pay for for doing nothing which is exactly what happened the last time US gov shut down. Most workers got a nice paid vacation.
Ok this is a trick question … if the government shuts down do you still have to pay taxes? Answer is yes … so is the government ever really shut down!
Shut down Update: “un·prec·e·dent·ed” … is the buzzword for Obama speaking of the gov shut down. Now here are the facts. The government has been shutdown 17 “un·prec·e·dent·ed” times in Jacks lifetime. Jack thinks the smartest man on the planet does not know the definition of “un·prec·e·dent·ed.”
The school district in Little Rock, Ark. has announced plans for a dress code that will require teachers to wear underwear. Every single day. Female teachers will have to wear bras, too.
Will there be a show and tell every morning before class? And this being in Little Rock, Ark will Bill Clinton be in charge of enforcing this new policy?
Jacks first wife was a high school english teacher. She always said teachers are “professionals!” So you’d think a “professional” would not have a problem dressing like a professional. Jack is pretty sure she wore panties … hmmm or at least panty hose.
This is what happens when you vote for a phony nigga. Wait is that racist? Well who gives a shit? Not Obama at least about this womans son. His adminstration seems to be the real phony niggas in town.
Now here we are almost a year later. Come on Pants suit Hillary (Our NEXT most probable transparent president) … give this lady a call! Or do you still think … What difference at this point does it make?! Our NEXT most probable transparent president
Exit question is will this post get Jack on the list of being tracked? Hmmmm … well supposedly they already do track all phone calls so Jack is on the list.
Mean while the nappy first family is off on African safari spending $100 million of your and Jack’s tax dollars on vacation while the average American family has to va-stay thanks to O’s policies. And never forget O is just like the little man … right. He’s just like one of you working stiffs … right.
Ok Jack apologizes to the Obama children. They didn’t have any choice in being born into that family.
He does not apologize to Obama and big mama. He also has his taxes in order just incase someone in the administration reads this.
Homeland Insecurity: The White House assures that tracking our every phone call and keystroke is to stop terrorists, and yet it won’t snoop in mosques, where the terrorists are.
That’s right, the government’s sweeping surveillance of our most private communications excludes the jihad factories where homegrown terrorists are radicalized.
Since October 2011, mosques have been off-limits to FBI agents. No more surveillance or undercover string operations without high-level approval from a special oversight body at the Justice Department dubbed the Sensitive Operations Review Committee.
Who makes up this body, and how do they decide requests? Nobody knows; the names of the chairman, members and staff are kept secret.
This is like deer hunting in Manhatton. Hey there’s a doe!
Or fishing in the Washington monument pool.
If you are going to hunt or fish you really need to go where the game live. If you don’t go where game live and intentionally go where game don’t live … Jack does question your motives and your intelligence.
Jay Carney is the official mouth to the press for Obama. He has said there are NO scandels.
JAY CARNEY: Well, I’m not sure, again, you’re concocting scandals here that don’t exist, especially with regard to the Benghazi affair that was contrived by Republicans and I think has fallen apart largely this week. The fact of the matter is that this administration has a record on transparency that outdoes any previous administration, and we are committed to that. The president is committed to that.
Hmmm Benghazi, IRS, AP? Jay Carneys stance is.
Benghazi is something “manufactured” by the republicans.
IRS … HEY the IRS doesn’t work for the Whitehouse. They are totally indepenent government agency.
AP … Bunch of losers whining about nothing!
Another words … YOU all have stupid written on your forehead … that believe these are scandals.
Upside of all this is that the press (or at least some of the press) is covering these non-scandals.
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Jack made all that stuff up in the orginal post … but you already knew that. He was right on the money about sending someone out to lie about Benghazi terrorist attack. Now Obama all but admitted this and says …
“When they go after the U.N. ambassador, apparently because they think she’s an easy target, then they’ve got a problem with me,” Obama said today.
He’s feeling his invincibilty. He’s thinking he’s an “untouchable.”
When asked point blank specific questions about Benghazigate Obama said … I ain’t fckin sayin! He could have just said …
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.
He is supposed to be a constutional lawyer! But he chose to say …
KYLE CLARK: Were the Americans under attack at the consulate in Benghazi Libya denied requests for help during that attack? And is it fair to tell Americans that what happened is under investigation and we’ll all find out after the election?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, the election has nothing to do with four brave Americans getting killed and us wanting to find out exactly what happened. These are folks who served under me who I had sent to some very dangerous places. Nobody wants to find out more what happened than I do. But we want to make sure we get it right, particularly because I have made a commitment to the families impacted as well as to the American people, we’re going to bring those folks to justice. So, we’re going to gather all the facts, find out exactly what happened, and make sure that it doesn’t happen again but we’re also going to make sure that we bring to justice those who carried out these attacks.
KYLE CLARK: Were they denied requests for help during the attack?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, we are finding out exactly what happened. I can tell you, as I’ve said over the last couple of months since this happened, the minute I found out what was happening, I gave three very clear directives. Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened so that it doesn’t happen again. Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice. And I guarantee you that everyone in the state department, our military, the CIA, you name it, had number one priority making sure that people were safe. These were our folks and we’re going to find out exactly what happened, but what we’re also going to do it make sure that we are identifying those who carried out these terrible attacks.
Jack with little resources know more about Benghazigate than Obama’s White House. Of course Jack has been paying attention. Obama’s WH has only been trying to get reelected. CIA is talking now. Military is talking now. WH … mums the word.
Based on documents released by the committee, on the day of the attack the Pentagon dispatched a drone with a video camera so everyone in Washington could see what was happening in real time. The drone documented no crowds protesting any video. But around 4 p.m. Washington received an email from the Benghazi mission saying it was under a military-style attack. The White House, the Pentagon, the State Department and the CIA were able to watch the live video feed. An email sent later that day reported “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi attack.”
Not only did the White House do nothing, there are now reports that a counterterrorism team ready to launch a rescue mission was ordered to stand down.
These behaviors go far beyond “spin.” They amount to a pack of lies. To return to office a narcissistic amateur who seeks to ride this nation’s economy and international esteem to oblivion, like Slim Pickens riding the nuclear bomb to its target at the end of the movie “Dr. Strangelove,” would be disastrous.
Today, the White House press secretary let it slip during a press gaggle aboard Air Force One that President Obama’s inaction on the Benghazi situation now extends to inaction on the supposed investigation taking place. The administration has still not made clear what exactly is being investigated, or the extent of the investigation. And President Obama doesn’t much care. Said Carney:
“He has not participated in the investigation. He is anticipating results that show us exactly what happened and who is responsible and what lessons we can learn from it and ensure it never happens again. He expects the investigation to be rigorous.”
Update:It has been comfirmed without a shadow of a doubt. It will even hold up in court if it comes to that. Obama lied about the whole thing to protect his election chances. Now he’s all offended when someone calls him out in second debate. What a joke of a leader! What a little man. Sarah Palin was correct to say when Obama recieved that 3:AM call … he started shuckin and jivin.
Jack says … He should be tarred and feathered. Nixon was run out of office for less and rightly so. Obama should be done the same … run out of office if he’s reelcted. If not relected he should still answer to the american public. Hopefully someone in the adminstration will speak up and tell the truth. Well WE know the truth now they just need to admit it.
Jack looked on ABC, NBC, CBS for this story … NUTTIN.
Topping the network newscasts: CBS: 24th death in meningitis outbreak; ABC: Hurricane Sandy threat; NBC: Obama interview.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 24, 2012
If the network “NEWS” stations aren’t going to carry stories … the american public should stop watching them. They might care about a story then … naaaa. Walter Cronkite is rolling over in his grave.
This post is prefaced that this is done with the best intelligence Jack has at this time.
Carney: Mr President we have a situation. We need to have a conference call to see how best to deal with this situation.
Obama: What happened?
Carney: Our ambassador and 3 others have been killed in terrorist attack in Libya. The embassy has been sacked and burned.
Obama: You woke me for THIS! What am I paying YOU for? Ok get Hillary/Bill, Valerie, Eric H., Axelrod and rest of gang on a call then call me back.
Carney: Mr President … we’re all here.
Obama: How bad does this look for my reelection?
Valerie, Hillary, Axelrod: 9-11 … BAD.
Obama: Where’s Bill? He’s best spin dr on the planet!
Hillary: He told me he was going out for a donut but you know Bill he’s probably just looking for a donut hole.
Valerie: Hey we can blaime it on that movie.
Obama: Eric … if we lie what’s the down side.
Eric: None. We lie all the time and the only people that know we lie and wouldn’t vote for you anyway … somewhere around 47%. And they’ll never know we lied if they don’t watch Fox News. So I don’t see any down side. We need to use good verbage though. You know … to the best of my knowledge/ recollection etc or in this case “the best intelligence we have at this time.”
Obama: Good Eric good. Hillary you need to get right on this.
Hillary: No thanks. I won’t give the Repubs this to toss in my face come 2016.
Obama: Right … who do we have that we can toss under bus if this goes sour?
Axelrod: Susan Rice/UN ambassador will fit that bill.
Obama: Great … get her on it and tell her to sell it if she likes her job! You people need to never forget, if you like YOUR job you better protect MINE! Now I’m going to bed. I’ve got a big day in Vegas tommorrow.
Exhausted and, according to a friend, fighting to save his marriage, U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. announced Monday he’s been on a previously-undisclosed medical leave of absence for the past two weeks.
Just last week, a fund-raiser in the middle of the Jackson saga — Raghuveer Nayak — was arrested by federal authorities in an unrelated alleged fraud scheme.
Yep that will do it. Between blondes that’s not your wife and very close associates being arrested for fraud with your name being tossed into the mix … will exhaust you. Jesse Jackson Jr. should turn to his dad for advice in these matters. Jesse Jackson Sr. has alot of experience in these very exhausting matters. But as Kathy Shaidle says … exhaustion is not a medical problem.
One of my goals in choosing to participate in mass media is to help viewers and listeners wade through the nonsense that is fed to them and help them become more sophisticated consumers of media. As a physician one of the most transparent and troubling lies that I see spun from publicists and then distributed as legitimate news is when a young public figure becomes ill. What we hear from the spin doctors is that the young client is suffering from “exhaustion” and/or “dehydration.”
Really … come on … that’s like laying on the rocks playing with your dog and calling that a job! It’s hard work but not a job.
Coco’s dog does look alot like Sr. Don’t you think?
Jack is pretty sure what Sr’s advice will be … deny, deny, deny and never forget to play your race card.
The Labor Department said Monday that it has yet to make a decision on whether to delay Friday’s closely-watched October employment report due to the effects from Hurricane Sandy.
Bloomberg NewsFederal government offices in Washington are closed Monday and may be shut again Tuesday due to the storm. It isn’t clear if the closure would cause a delay in processing the data.
“We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time,” said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department.
The Labor Department is also scheduled to release its third quarter employment cost index Wednesday, and the third quarter productivity and weekly jobless claims reports Thursday.
The most closely watched is Friday’s jobs report, which will give the final measure the unemployment ahead of next week’s presidential election.
In debate #2 Jack thought it was going pretty good. Granted he thinks Romney got the better of the debate. But back to the third party in this debate. Candy Crowley had to toss Obama a bone (actually several bones) . She just couldn’t help herself. It was the question about Benghazi, Libya terror attack.
Obama lied again. Candy backed up his lie. This will keep the Benghazi, Libya terror attack in the news at least a few more days front and center which is a good thing for Romney.
Now she admits she may have spoken out of her largesse ass. Jack forgives her now that she corrected herself. Now she needs to correct herself to the 60 million she lied to on national television.
See how this works. If you’re wrong and then correct the wrong you get forgiven. Obama STILL hasn’t corrected his wrong on Benghazi, Libya terror attack and has the gall to say this …
“The suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, governor, is offensive,” Mr. Obama said. “That’s not what we do.”
When that is exactly what he did and is still doing about Benghazi, Libya terror attack. Come clean Mr I’m offended for calling me out. The liberals will forgive you … even Candy. Jack can’t make any promises on his forgiveness and get ready to get really offended in the 3rd debate. Benghazi, Libya terror attack will be main topic.
If Obama … Mr Offended … would have come clean day one this be would old news. Jacks advice for Mr Offended if you are going to bluff (read the transcipt LOL) make sure your opponent is going to fold and not read the transcript.
He learned that Obama and Biden has alot “buffers” from the state department or any other department under their direct control that could make them look bad. Jack seems to remember that Obama said the buck stops with him … except when it doesn’t.
Biden said that “we” were unaware of security concerns in Libya. On Friday, White House officials clarified Friday that the vice president was speaking for himself and President Obama. State Department officials, they said, had not passed on requests for more security.
Funny that is exactly how organized crime works … yea buffers for denial.