| M | T | W | T | F | S | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Apr | ||||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | ||
| 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 |
| 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 |
| 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 |
| 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | ||
Jack’s mom defended him many times when he was in the wrong. It’s natural for a mother to come to the defense her children. NOT once did Jacks mom ask for an “Alluha Ackbar!”
But don’t worry. Time is on the job.
Yes like his uncle said … he is a loser!
What Attracts Flies
In order to determine what attracts flies to your home, it is important to identify the species of pest you are encountering. Common house flies are attracted to decaying organic filth such as feces and rotting meat, whereas fruit flies seek sugary substances and feed more commonly on over-ripe fruit, spilled soda and alcohol. Drain flies require moist climates and organic materials and will be attracted to drains where they will lay their eggs.
What do you think?
40+ years ago Jack thought SNL was hilarious. Ofcourse he always watched SNL in a drunken/stoned stuper. No doubt anyone that thinks SNL is funny today watches while in a drunken/stoned stuper.
They should rename the show Monday Morning Reruns.
Did you see that! Jack made a joke and was as funny as any he heard … SNL.
But then Jack coundn’t name but one movie this women has acted in and that’s because he added 2+2 while watching SNL.
… and both promptly sue Texas Department of Public Safety.
Jack is pissed. This female officer gets to have all the fun and the tax payers (including jack) have to pick up the bill.
Update:
Jack made all that stuff up in the orginal post … but you already knew that. He was right on the money about sending someone out to lie about Benghazi terrorist attack. Now Obama all but admitted this and says …
“When they go after the U.N. ambassador, apparently because they think she’s an easy target, then they’ve got a problem with me,” Obama said today.
He’s feeling his invincibilty. He’s thinking he’s an “untouchable.”
……………………………………..
Update:
When asked point blank specific questions about Benghazigate Obama said … I ain’t fckin sayin! He could have just said …
No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.[1]
He is supposed to be a constutional lawyer! But he chose to say …
KYLE CLARK: Were the Americans under attack at the consulate in Benghazi Libya denied requests for help during that attack? And is it fair to tell Americans that what happened is under investigation and we’ll all find out after the election?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, the election has nothing to do with four brave Americans getting killed and us wanting to find out exactly what happened. These are folks who served under me who I had sent to some very dangerous places. Nobody wants to find out more what happened than I do. But we want to make sure we get it right, particularly because I have made a commitment to the families impacted as well as to the American people, we’re going to bring those folks to justice. So, we’re going to gather all the facts, find out exactly what happened, and make sure that it doesn’t happen again but we’re also going to make sure that we bring to justice those who carried out these attacks.
KYLE CLARK: Were they denied requests for help during the attack?
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Well, we are finding out exactly what happened. I can tell you, as I’ve said over the last couple of months since this happened, the minute I found out what was happening, I gave three very clear directives. Number one, make sure that we are securing our personnel and doing whatever we need to. Number two, we’re going to investigate exactly what happened so that it doesn’t happen again. Number three, find out who did this so we can bring them to justice. And I guarantee you that everyone in the state department, our military, the CIA, you name it, had number one priority making sure that people were safe. These were our folks and we’re going to find out exactly what happened, but what we’re also going to do it make sure that we are identifying those who carried out these terrible attacks.
………………………………………………
Update:
Jack with little resources know more about Benghazigate than Obama’s White House. Of course Jack has been paying attention. Obama’s WH has only been trying to get reelected. CIA is talking now. Military is talking now. WH … mums the word.
But lets hope this does NOT stay in Las Vegas.
Based on documents released by the committee, on the day of the attack the Pentagon dispatched a drone with a video camera so everyone in Washington could see what was happening in real time. The drone documented no crowds protesting any video. But around 4 p.m. Washington received an email from the Benghazi mission saying it was under a military-style attack. The White House, the Pentagon, the State Department and the CIA were able to watch the live video feed. An email sent later that day reported “Ansar al-Sharia claims responsibility for Benghazi attack.”
Not only did the White House do nothing, there are now reports that a counterterrorism team ready to launch a rescue mission was ordered to stand down.
…
These behaviors go far beyond “spin.” They amount to a pack of lies. To return to office a narcissistic amateur who seeks to ride this nation’s economy and international esteem to oblivion, like Slim Pickens riding the nuclear bomb to its target at the end of the movie “Dr. Strangelove,” would be disastrous.
………………………………………………..
Update:
Major player Obama in attack refuses to be part of investigation and more.
Today, the White House press secretary let it slip during a press gaggle aboard Air Force One that President Obama’s inaction on the Benghazi situation now extends to inaction on the supposed investigation taking place. The administration has still not made clear what exactly is being investigated, or the extent of the investigation. And President Obama doesn’t much care. Said Carney:
“He has not participated in the investigation. He is anticipating results that show us exactly what happened and who is responsible and what lessons we can learn from it and ensure it never happens again. He expects the investigation to be rigorous.”
………………………………………………………………
Update: It has been comfirmed without a shadow of a doubt. It will even hold up in court if it comes to that. Obama lied about the whole thing to protect his election chances. Now he’s all offended when someone calls him out in second debate. What a joke of a leader! What a little man. Sarah Palin was correct to say when Obama recieved that 3:AM call … he started shuckin and jivin.
Jack says … He should be tarred and feathered. Nixon was run out of office for less and rightly so. Obama should be done the same … run out of office if he’s reelcted. If not relected he should still answer to the american public. Hopefully someone in the adminstration will speak up and tell the truth. Well WE know the truth now they just need to admit it.
Jack looked on ABC, NBC, CBS for this story … NUTTIN.
Topping the network newscasts: CBS: 24th death in meningitis outbreak; ABC: Hurricane Sandy threat; NBC: Obama interview.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 24, 2012
If the network “NEWS” stations aren’t going to carry stories … the american public should stop watching them. They might care about a story then … naaaa. Walter Cronkite is rolling over in his grave.
………………………………………………………….
This post is prefaced that this is done with the best intelligence Jack has at this time.
Carney: Mr President we have a situation. We need to have a conference call to see how best to deal with this situation.
Obama: What happened?
Carney: Our ambassador and 3 others have been killed in terrorist attack in Libya. The embassy has been sacked and burned.
Obama: You woke me for THIS! What am I paying YOU for? Ok get Hillary/Bill, Valerie, Eric H., Axelrod and rest of gang on a call then call me back.
Carney: Mr President … we’re all here.
Obama: How bad does this look for my reelection?
Valerie, Hillary, Axelrod: 9-11 … BAD.
Obama: Where’s Bill? He’s best spin dr on the planet!
Hillary: He told me he was going out for a donut but you know Bill he’s probably just looking for a donut hole.
Valerie: Hey we can blaime it on that movie.
Obama: Eric … if we lie what’s the down side.
Eric: None. We lie all the time and the only people that know we lie and wouldn’t vote for you anyway … somewhere around 47%. And they’ll never know we lied if they don’t watch Fox News. So I don’t see any down side. We need to use good verbage though. You know … to the best of my knowledge/ recollection etc or in this case “the best intelligence we have at this time.”
Obama: Good Eric good. Hillary you need to get right on this.
Hillary: No thanks. I won’t give the Repubs this to toss in my face come 2016.
Obama: Right … who do we have that we can toss under bus if this goes sour?
Axelrod: Susan Rice/UN ambassador will fit that bill.
Obama: Great … get her on it and tell her to sell it if she likes her job! You people need to never forget, if you like YOUR job you better protect MINE! Now I’m going to bed. I’ve got a big day in Vegas tommorrow.
Update
Shame the low information dems overwhelming voted him in for another corrupt term … bye bye!
Update
Jack concurs …
Exhausted and, according to a friend, fighting to save his marriage, U.S. Rep. Jesse Jackson Jr. announced Monday he’s been on a previously-undisclosed medical leave of absence for the past two weeks.
…
Just last week, a fund-raiser in the middle of the Jackson saga — Raghuveer Nayak — was arrested by federal authorities in an unrelated alleged fraud scheme.
Yep that will do it. Between blondes that’s not your wife and very close associates being arrested for fraud with your name being tossed into the mix … will exhaust you. Jesse Jackson Jr. should turn to his dad for advice in these matters. Jesse Jackson Sr. has alot of experience in these very exhausting matters. But as Kathy Shaidle says … exhaustion is not a medical problem.
One of my goals in choosing to participate in mass media is to help viewers and listeners wade through the nonsense that is fed to them and help them become more sophisticated consumers of media. As a physician one of the most transparent and troubling lies that I see spun from publicists and then distributed as legitimate news is when a young public figure becomes ill. What we hear from the spin doctors is that the young client is suffering from “exhaustion” and/or “dehydration.”
Really … come on … that’s like laying on the rocks playing with your dog and calling that a job! It’s hard work but not a job.
Coco’s dog does look alot like Sr. Don’t you think?
Jack is pretty sure what Sr’s advice will be … deny, deny, deny and never forget to play your race card.
| Vote for revenge … says angry black man. | |
|
|
| Says the angry black man. If he looses election will it be … KILL WHITEY? | |
3 days before the election that is not going as good as Obama would like he shoots himself in the head.
Obama should move to a country that is more to his liking. He’d make a great emir, sultan, king or just a dic-tator.
… desperate enough to stop campainging and act presidential as opposed to when Libya embassy was being attacked!
The Labor Department said Monday that it has yet to make a decision on whether to delay Friday’s closely-watched October employment report due to the effects from Hurricane Sandy.
Bloomberg NewsFederal government offices in Washington are closed Monday and may be shut again Tuesday due to the storm. It isn’t clear if the closure would cause a delay in processing the data.
“We will assess the situation when the weather emergency is over and notify the press and public of any changes at that time,” said Gary Steinberg, spokesman for the Bureau of Labor Statistics, the data arm of the department.
The Labor Department is also scheduled to release its third quarter employment cost index Wednesday, and the third quarter productivity and weekly jobless claims reports Thursday.
The most closely watched is Friday’s jobs report, which will give the final measure the unemployment ahead of next week’s presidential election.
Most transparent Jack thinks.
… she’s a liberal hack.
In debate #2 Jack thought it was going pretty good. Granted he thinks Romney got the better of the debate. But back to the third party in this debate. Candy Crowley had to toss Obama a bone (actually several bones) . She just couldn’t help herself. It was the question about Benghazi, Libya terror attack.
Obama lied again. Candy backed up his lie. This will keep the Benghazi, Libya terror attack in the news at least a few more days front and center which is a good thing for Romney.
Now she admits she may have spoken out of her largesse ass. Jack forgives her now that she corrected herself. Now she needs to correct herself to the 60 million she lied to on national television.
See how this works. If you’re wrong and then correct the wrong you get forgiven. Obama STILL hasn’t corrected his wrong on Benghazi, Libya terror attack and has the gall to say this …
“The suggestion that anybody in my team, whether the secretary of state, our U.N. ambassador, anybody on my team would play politics or mislead when we’ve lost four of our own, governor, is offensive,” Mr. Obama said. “That’s not what we do.”
When that is exactly what he did and is still doing about Benghazi, Libya terror attack. Come clean Mr I’m offended for calling me out. The liberals will forgive you … even Candy. Jack can’t make any promises on his forgiveness and get ready to get really offended in the 3rd debate. Benghazi, Libya terror attack will be main topic.
If Obama … Mr Offended … would have come clean day one this be would old news. Jacks advice for Mr Offended if you are going to bluff (read the transcipt LOL) make sure your opponent is going to fold and not read the transcript.
… from the VP debate?
He learned that Obama and Biden has alot “buffers” from the state department or any other department under their direct control that could make them look bad. Jack seems to remember that Obama said the buck stops with him … except when it doesn’t.
Biden said that “we” were unaware of security concerns in Libya. On Friday, White House officials clarified Friday that the vice president was speaking for himself and President Obama. State Department officials, they said, had not passed on requests for more security.
Funny that is exactly how organized crime works … yea buffers for denial.
After the unemployment #’s came out this week all the Dems were touting happy days are here again … well maybe not happy days are here again but for SURE touting progress.
Let’s see. Unemployment was 7.6% when Obama took office.
Now 4 years later with Obama and Dems controlling House/Senate for 2 years and WH and senate for 2 years … unemployment is 7.8% today.
Obama and Dems call this progress. Obama called it math in the debate. Jack calls it at best same ol same ol … but the math says O you haven’t made it back to square one yet much less ANY progress.
Also Obama says this is the “right direction.” If next unemployment #s go back up … will he say that is the “wrong direction.” Bet he STFU and beats a path back to the View to be more eye candy.
It took all of one day for Obama to jump on the Romney wants to kill BigBird bandwagon.
Well BigBird is all grown up and needs to leave the nest.
PBS is now home to numerous lucrative franchises — with “Sesame Street” the most successful, having earned $211 million in merchandising sales from 2003 to 2006.
Indeed, Sesame Workshop’s total assets at the end of last year stood at more than $411 million — and its CEO is paid nearly $1 million a year.
Which certainly makes Big Bird a 1-percenter, earning far more than Mitt Romney — and paying far less in taxes, to boot.
Imagine that … BigBird is not paying his “fair share” of taxes. You better get right on that Obama!
Plus the liberals are going nuts over the BigBird death threat.
CNN host Soledad O’Brien says that her son was “devastated” after Wednesday night’s presidential debate because he believed that GOP hopeful Mitt Romney wanted to kill Sesame Street character Big Bird.
Jack is thinking that if Soledads son is still watching BigBird … the debates may be a little over his head. Jack is positive the debates are over his mothers head.
… when Mrs Jack switched the channel and said … I’m not going to listen to anymore of those republican lies!
Well this, the first debate, was on the economy. Really all Mitt had to do was keep to Obamas record, which he did. Mitt did give more though about what he would do and that sealed the deal.
Now on to foreign policy debate. If you thought the 1st debate was bad the foreign policy debate should be brutal. Have you ever walked into a room, turned on the light and the roaches ran … this is what these debates will resemble.
Great job Team Mitt … keep turning those lights on and watch them run.
The american public would never elect …
Reverend Al Sharpton …
Reverend Jessie Jackson …
Reverend Louis Farrakhan …
or Reverend God Damn the United States Jeremiah Wright …
But they did elect Reverend Barack Obama. He will have a good future preaching his hate shit for many years to come.
Will this make any difference in the 2012 election? Jack doubts it will make any difference but at least people will know what they are voting for.
… 
Not exactly prime time but … there you go!
And here is why.
While the MSM is spewing shit the voting public or at least the majority of the voting public does not believe the shit they are spewing. It has become so obvious the MSM is in the tank for Obama the voting public has lost confidence in MSM to tell the truth. Now that has happened the public has turned elsewhere for their news. So for Jack this election has become a win … win. The MSM continues their ways they will become less and less relevant in the voting publics eyes and will loose the power they have to sway the electorate.
One huge example is the MSM reporting Susan Rice with her assertion about the Benghazi, Libya situation. Total bullshit and the public saw that for what it was … cover for the Obama adminstration.
Mitt Romney may not win this election but we know the MSM has already lost this election and their credibility.
… will flap her lips. Not in a good way either!
Now jack has never had a problem with Slick Willlys infidelty. Big Bill should come clean and tell Monica and the world just how much fun they had in the oval office cause Monica is thinking she will for a cool $12 million. $12 million is peanuts compared to the money Bill has made.
Simple ? How much is the national debt?
huh … $uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh .uh uh uh
We are facing the same problems bro. I feel for ya and give ya my support.
Naaa .. Jack kids.
It’s really Charlie Crist fishing for a job if Obama wins.
Charlie Crist keeps tanning and he’ll be half black too
Go ahead … hit Jack with the racist comments.
OMG … paging Obama and Biden … better get this one back in chains quick!
Well it turns out he has no tax problems. Mitt Romney has paid by law what he has owed to the US government. This comes from NYT and if they could find he did ANYTHING wrong they damn sure would have pointed that out. What did they find? That Mitt “legally” took all the deductions he could by the current tax law. hmmm … doesn’t ALL good business men/women do that be they republican, democrat or whatever political affiliation. Doesn’t Obama do that? You bet your sweet ass Obama pays ONLY the tax he legally owes taking all deductions that he can to reduce his tax payment.
Who does have tax problems? 36 of Obamas aids.
A new report just out from the Internal Revenue Service reveals that 36 of President Obama’s executive office staff owe the country $833,970 in back taxes. These people working for Mr. Fair Share apparently haven’t paid any share, let alone their fair share.
Previous reports have shown how well-paid Obama’s White House staff is, with 457 aides pulling down more than $37 million last year. That’s up seven workers and nearly $4 million from the Bush administration’s last year.
Nearly one-third of Obama’s aides make more than $100,000 with 21 being paid the top White House salary of $172,200, each.
The IRS’ 2010 delinquent tax revelations come as part of a required annual agency report on federal employees’ tax compliance. Turns out, an awful lot of folks being paid by taxpayers are not paying their own income taxes.
The report finds that thousands of federal employees owe the country more than $3.4 billion in back taxes. That’s up 3% in the past year.
Hey let’s just call this civil disobedience by Obama’s government. Obama touts paying “your fair share” of taxes. With this he has to mean the general public and not his federal employees that owe $3.4 billion in back taxes. Or maybe he means the 50% of the general public that doesn’t pay any federal tax at all.
Jack must be doing his fair share because he pays alot of taxes.
With $3.4 billion you can buy alot of Twitter followers with change left over.
A new Web tool has determined that 70% of Obama’s crowd includes “fake followers,” The New York Times reports in a story about how Twitter followers can be purchased.
This fits in with Obamas lastest ad with “fake republican” women.
A second woman posing as a “Republican who supports Obama” in a new campaign advertisement was identified Saturday as Delia Ciano, the mother of Maria Ciano, a registered Democrat who also appears in the ad, posing as a Republican, John Hinderaker reported at Powerline.
But how dare anyone say Obamas birth certificate is fake … LOL
Ok back to taxes … Gawker thinks they found something! They must have found this bit of info while in Cayman setting up thier shell company to hide Gawker assets.
Much of its international revenues are directed through Hungary, where [bossman Nick] Denton’s mother hails from, and where some of the firm’s techies are located. But that is only part of it. Recently, [Felix] Salmon reports, the various Gawker operations—Gawker Media LLC, Gawker Entertainment LLC, Gawker Technology LLC, Gawker Sales LLC—have been restructured to bring them under control of a shell company based in the Cayman Islands, Gawker Media Group Inc.
Why would a relatively small media outfit based in Soho choose to incorporate itself in a Caribbean locale long favored by insider dealers, drug cartels, hedge funds, and other entities with lots of cash they don’t want to advertise? The question virtually answers itself, but for those unversed in the intricacies of international tax avoidance Salmon spells it out: “The result is a company where 130 U.S. employees eat up the lion’s share of the the U.S. revenues, resulting in little if any taxable income, while the international income, the franchise value of the brands, and the value of the technology all stays permanently overseas, untouched by the I.R.S.”
Then there is the whole Harry Ried claim that Romney paid no taxes etc …
Funny IRS has no problem with Mitt Romneys tax returns for the past 10 years.
But the IRS does have a problem with 36 personal aids of the sitting President of the United States … Barack Obama.
Someone is not telling the truth. Who might it be … DEMS or Romney?
So here’s the truth … the whole truth and nothing but the truth. Since it’s crunch time with 70 or so days till election Dems want to talk about ANYTHING BUT the economy. Romney’s taxes, Ann’s horse or Beyonce’s sweet ass …
BUT DON’T DARE SAY A WORD ABOUT THE ECONOMY or give the press any opening to speak about the economy or the fiscal cliff … cause that’s a killer for Obama reelection chances.
The only thing that Barack Obama has said that is the truth. This election couldn’t be more important for the welfare of the US today. Do the right thing and vote Nov. 6 for Mitt Romney. If you don’t … don’t come crying to Jack!
