You would think that a subject like math there would be no difference between democrats and republicans. Not so! There is a huge difference. Example would be that Obama keeps to his guns that he’s HELPED the economy and in turn helped the working man. Now in fact the economy hasn’t really gotten better. It’s about the same as when he took office except US government is trillions more in debt.
But let Jack give a more practical example of how dems do math and repub do math. Mrs Jack and Jack went to casino the other day. On the way they stopped by credit union and got $200. Jack handed $100 to Mrs Jack and kept the other $100. Simple enough, both have $100 … correct? So off to the casino they go. After playing the slots for couple hours they decide to stop and get a bite to eat. Here is where the math starts to get fuzzy.
Mrs Jack: OK tell the truth … how much did you lose?
Jack: I did better than usual hun … I still have $60 of my original $100. I LOST $40.
Jack: So how did you do hun?
Mrs Jack: I WON $150.
Jack: So you buying supper?
Mrs Jack: Hell no … I only got $20 and I’m getting that hat I saw in boutique on the way out!
Jack: I thought you said you WON $150.
Mrs Jack: I DID WIN $150 but lost it all back AND It’s your fault Jack because you told me to keep playing!
Do you see the fuzzy math? In Mrs Jacks democratic mind she will go to her grave claiming she WON $150 not LOST $80 and it’s Jacks fault.
Jack really pissed her off when he told her she should be honest and cut her losses. If you stick to the story you WON $150 and now only have $20 that would mean you actually lost $230 … or you’re lying and have way more than $20.
Mrs Jacks comeback … It’s doesn’t matter, OK I’ll buy dinner. She payed with credit card that JACK pays the bill. More fuzzy math.
Now Jack is OK with all this. It does clearly show the difference in Democratic (Mrs Jack) math ver Repuplican (Jack) math.
President Obama spent his formative years in academia, so he’s no doubt familiar with postmodernism, the literary theory that rejects objective reality and insists instead that everything is a matter of interpretation and relative “truth.” At any rate he’s running the first postmodern Presidential campaign, now organized almost exclusively around allegations about his opponent that bear no relation to the observable universe.
THe Olympic party is not the only party going on in UK. FGM parties are pretty popular for “african cultures.” African cultures is PC for muslims if you don’t know. But BBC can’t say muslim. That would piss muslims off.
Wealthy tourists from the Persian Gulf are paying to marry under-age Egyptian girls just for the summer, according to a report.
These temporary marriages are not legally binding and end when the men return to their homes in Saudi Arabia, the United Arab Emirates and Kuwait. The tourists pay a ‘dowry’ to poor families through intermediaries with prices ranging from £320 to £3,200.
Both sunni and shite muslims have their own version of these “temporary marriages.”
Mohammad himself allowed this when muslims went off to war. Hey you can’t be just bonking these women! Givem a few bucks and we’ll call it a “temporary marriage.” Allah told me he would be cool that.
Disclaimer: Jack has no problem with two consenting adults having sex. Jack does have a problem with giving these brides a few bucks and not calling it what it is … prostitution islamic style.
And no doubt the younger these girls were the more money they demanded … and the Arabs were more than glad to pay.
After praising Allah, the sheikh’s fatwa began by declaring that sodomy is forbidden in Islam,
However, jihad comes first, for it is the pinnacle of Islam, and if the pinnacle of Islam can only be achieved through sodomy, then there is no wrong in it. For the overarching rule of [Islamic] jurisprudence asserts that “necessity makes permissible the prohibited.” And if obligatory matters can only be achieved by performing the prohibited, then it becomes obligatory to perform the prohibited, and there is no greater duty than jihad. After he sodomizes you, you must ask Allah for forgiveness and praise him all the more. And know that Allah will reward the jihadis on the Day of Resurrection, according to their intentions—and your intention, Allah willing, is for the victory of Islam, and we ask that Allah accept it of you.
Allah says it cool … if your intentions are good. Very spiritual too!
“Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz’s request of Governor Romney to release his tax returns screams of hypocrisy, because to the best of our knowledge, Congresswoman Wasserman Schultz has never released a single tax return of her own. As a member of Congress, she is required to release a yearly ‘financial disclosure,’ this yearly disclosure is not a tax return.
“While asking for Governor Romney to release his past tax returns, and In keeping with the spirit of President Obama’s call for ‘full transparency,’ we ask Congressman Wasserman Schultz to release her own tax returns.”
Romney should say fine. I’ll show you mine if you show me yours. Jack can understand Mitt’s reluctance though. Jack wouldn’t want to see her nasty stuff either.
The Liverpool Care Pathway, which got its name as it was developed at the Royal Liverpool Hospital in the 1990s, withholds fluids and drugs in a patient’s final days and is used with 29 per cent of hospital patients at the end of their lives.
“It’s a penalty because you have a choice,” Carney said. “You don’t have a choice to pay your taxes, right? You have a choice to buy — if you can afford health insurance. … So if you don’t buy it, and you can afford it, it is an irresponsible thing to do to ask the rest of America’s taxpayers to pay for your care when you go to the emergency room. So your choice is to purchase healthcare reform or a penalty will be administered.”
Jack messed up on his “taxes” a few years ago. He had to pay the tax, PLUS a penalty, PLUS interest.
Jack is wandering WTF Jay Carney is thinking when he said you have a choice? Does he mean if you choose not to buy healthcare … no problem? That is what he would like you to think. Jack is simply asking you to THINK.
What happens if you don’t pay your taxes (which the court has ruled this is)? A penalty, interest and who knows what else. We learn more everyday about ObamaCare.
Jack doesn’t think Obama gives a fck … pay up bitch!
Singer Lauryn Hill is facing jail time after pleading guilty to tax evasion charges in a New Jersey Court on Friday. The former Fugee could owe up to $75,000 in fines and three years behind bars for failing to file between 2005 and 2007.
Historian David Starkey provoked a race row yesterday after claiming the Rochdale child exploitation ring who groomed white girls for sex had values ‘that were ‘entrenched in foothills of the Punjab’.
During a public debate he said the gang, who were jailed last month for targeting vulnerable teenage girls, needed to be ‘inculcated in the British ways of doing things.’
But he was branded a ‘racist’ and a ‘bigot’ by journalist Laurie Penny, who attended the panel event at Wellington College in Berkshire.
hmmmm … Jack invites Miss Penny to go to the foothills of Punjab and see how long it is before she is indoctrinated to Paki (or saudi or any deeply islamic nation) “cultural norm.” That should make for some great investigative journalism.
“Users may be experiencing issues accessing Twitter,” a company statement said. “Our engineers are currently working to resolve the issue.”
That did not stop some panicked users from launching complaints.
“Twitters broke, my life has no meaning anymore,” one user wrote on the social media website Tumblr.
Another wrote, “twitter is down and my life is over.”
It’s amazing to Jack that today people will complain about a FREE service being down as if their life depended on it. They must be demorats.
There are some sad people in this world. And even sadder are the people that only have Siri to talk to.
At least Jack has a dog. Actually 3 dogs. Cookie, Candy (miniature white Schnauzers) and now a big black lab that someone dumped in the neighborhood. He landed on Jacks porch starving to death and Mrs Jack had to feed it. This happens more when the economy is in the dumps.
Jack has put flyers out but he is sure no one is going to claim this dog. He calls him Night Train and loves Jack to death now … but after tommorows trip to vet for some “nip tuck” on his family jewels … we’ll have to see.
Update:
After 7 days, a trip to vet treated for worms and rabies shot Mrs jack got a call from the owner of Night Train. His real name is Max. Mrs jack handed the owner the vet bill and he said … that’s alot of money. She told him don’t worry about the vet bill … JUST take care of your dog in the future. Max jumped in the back of his owners new pickup and now he’s gone.
Oh and jack has to repair the porch railing that Candy slips through and Max smashed through after her to play. Boys will be boys … but Candy was teasing him!
A House committee probing Operation Fast and the Furious says the Attorney General is withholding information from them and should be held in contempt.
The committee, investigating a flawed gun-smuggling operation in Arizona, said they are considering contempt charges against Attorney General Eric Holder for failing to produce documents they are seeking. The contempt vote is scheduled for June20.
After Holders presentation before house committee last week it appears they have had enough. Now that would be something. The hightest officer of the law in US tossed in the hoosegow! He’ll look lovely in a bright orange jumpsuit.
Attorney General Eric Holder ordered two federal prosecutors tonight to open criminal investigations into a series of national security leaks to the news media.
Holder appointed Ron Machen, the U.S. attorney for the District of Colombia, and Rod Rosenstein to lead the criminal investigations into recent leaks concerning a disrupted bomb plot by al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula and a New York Times story about President Obama ordering cyber-attacks against Iran with the Stuxnet computer worm.
“These two highly-respected and experienced prosecutors will be directing separate investigations currently being conducted by the FBI,” Holder said in a statement. “I have every confidence in their abilities to doggedly follow the facts and the evidence in the pursuit of justice, wherever it leads.”
These national security leaks have been going on for months and months and now AFTER Democrats and Republicans called for congressional investigations he decides to keep it in house.
Eric Holder/DOJ refuses to comply with congressional investigation (Fast and Furious).
Eric Holder/DOJ has intervened at every step of the way in Obamacare case in courts.
Eric Holder/DOJ has intervened in every state case involved with voter ID.
Eric Holder/DOJ has intervened in every state case involved with immigration. Eric Holder/DOJ refuses to provide documents from jihadi investigation.
“On April 27, 2011, members of this committee asked you to give us information surrounding the decision by a justice to forgo prosecution of the unindicted co-conspirators in the Holy Land Foundation case. This is the largest terrorism finance case, of course, in U.S. history. You’ve refused to comply with this request,” Franks said to Holder.
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“It’s hard for me to answer that question – ” Holder started.
“No it’s not. It’s not hard to answer. It’s will you or will you not,” Franks interrupted.
There are many more … these are just the highlights.
How many times did you hear that as a child? Well that is exactly what the Dems say about voter ID laws. Eric Holder has jumped the shark and sued every state that has voted for voter ID … to vote.
But what do you HAVE to have to get in the Mass democratic convention.
If you guessed a valid photo ID … you’d be correct.
Under the Registration and Credentials section …
2012massachusetts
DEMOCRATIC party. all. together. now. Delegate Guide
Registration and Credentials A PHOTO ID WILL BE REQUIRED TO ENTER
THE MASSMUTUAL CENTER
Jack refuses to be treated as a child.
Update:
Michelle Mooch Obama not only will REQUIRE a photo ID to get into her book signing but your Social Security # also.
Mrs. Obama will visit the downtown Barnes & Noble store located at 555 12 St. NW, at E St. On Friday, June 8th, those wishing to attend the event must purchase a copy of the First Lady’s book at the location (for $19.20) and leave it at the store, according to the employee. At the same time, customers must also submit their social security number and show an official photo ID (driver’s license, passport) to a Secret Service agent, and they will be issued a wristband to attend the First Lady’s event on June 12. Book sales and wristbanding begin at 9:00 AM on June 8. The store’s phone number is 202-347-0176.
The tight U.S. economy has turned even essential goods into luxuries. Now consumer-goods companies are seeing something they thought would never come to pass: Parents are buying fewer diapers.
Spending on children has traditionally held steady in times of recession, including the most recent one, with parents sacrificing other items rather than scrimping on their children’s hygiene or happiness.
But as the economy continues to sputter, recent data show diaper sales are slowing and sales of diaper-rash ointment are rising.
And what are the MSM pushing. Same thing Jack is pushing. ABO (anything but Obama) Thing is ABO for MSM is saying it’s anything but Obama’s fault. Jack is saying he’ll take anybody but Obama come November elections.
What do all these women legislators have in common?
Well they are ALL women. They are ALL democrats. They are ALL sponsers of a bill that would make law … equal pay for women.
But here is the rub … they ALL pay their female staff less than their male staff.(some FAR less)
“Of the five senators who participated in Wednesday’s press conference—Barbara Mikulski, D-Md., Patty Murray, D-Wash, Debbie Stabenow, D-Mich, Dianne Feinstein, D-Calif., and Barbara Boxer, D-Calif. —three pay their female staff members significantly less than male staffers,” WFB said.
Now Jack has no objection with paying females on par with male workers. But this is a case of … Do as I Say … NOT as I do because these women COULD pay their female staff equally with their male staff. THEY choose not to do so.
Another example is Al Gore. Jack has posted about this before. Al Gores footprint is the size of Texas and believe Jack … TEXAS is big. Al Gore could live small but he chooses NOT too.
The whole point is our legislators DEMANDING things of the citizens that they aren’t willing to do themselves. That’s a tuff sell to the public. It’s a no brainer to Jack. If you want him to do something for the better good of our nation YOU better be willing to do that same something also before he’ll even consider it.
When American families are cutting back on travel due to rising gas and food prices, President Obama should be considerate of the sacrifices millions of citizens are forced to make and adjust his travel plans accordingly. Statistics published by The Blaze note the Obama vacation to Hawaii last year cost approximately $4 million. Before the family trip to Hawaii, the Obama’s had already spent $10 million dollars of taxpayer money traveling to Vail, Colo.; Martha’s Vineyard, Mass.; and Spain.
Again Jack has no problem with people taking lavish vacations. But again … another example of Do as I Say … Not as I Do.
Ok you knew Jack was not going to end this on doom and gloom! Plus this pic is good for 1′000’s of hits from Islamic countries and keeping with the theme of … More Do as I Say … Not as I Do.
CHRIS HAYES: Thinking today and observing Memorial Day, that’ll be happening tomorrow. Just talked with Lt. Col. Steve Burke [sic, actually Beck], who was a casualty officer with the Marines and had to tell people [inaudible]. Um, I, I, ah, back sorry, um, I think it’s interesting because I think it is very difficult to talk about the war dead and the fallen without invoking valor, without invoking the words “heroes.” Um, and, ah, ah, why do I feel so comfortable [sic] about the word “hero”? I feel comfortable, ah, uncomfortable, about the word because it seems to me that it is so rhetorically proximate to justifications for more war. Um, and, I don’t want to obviously desecrate or disrespect memory of anyone that’s fallen, and obviously there are individual circumstances in which there is genuine, tremendous heroism: hail of gunfire, rescuing fellow soldiers and things like that. But it seems to me that we marshal this word in a way that is problematic. But maybe I’m wrong about that.
Yea … maybe CHRIS HAYES IS wrong about that!
Jack called a vet yesterday he knows and told him come on over tomorrow for yardbird and cold beer. This vet did’nt do anything extraordinarily heroic. He served. He served his country in time of need. For that service Jack honors this vet and all vets.
JAKARTA, Indonesia (AP) — Lady Gaga canceled her sold-out show in Indonesia after Islamist hard-liners threatened violence, claiming her sexy clothes and provocative dance moves would corrupt the youth.
The controversy was a blow to the predominantly Muslim country’s reputation for combining free speech and democracy with a mostly moderate brand of the faith.
So Lady Gaga was declawed and gagged by “moderate” Indonesian Islamist. When will the world learn there is NO “moderate” or “extremist” Islam … there is only Islam.
And all this time Jack thought she enjoyed a good gaggin …
Slapping the dirtbag that help plan and execute the killing of 3000 US citizens.
Was stripped naked (he didn’t die … oh my).
Had to hold his hands over his head (he didn’t die … oh my).
Denied sleep to this dirtbag (he didn’t die … oh my).
Fed Ensure instead of steak to this dirtbag (he didn’t die … oh my).
