Ξ July 2nd, 2013 | → | ∇ DOJ: Eric Holder, Islam, MSM, demwits, economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, obami, personal, play, politics, religion, taqiyah |
… he’d beg to go to Gitmo.
Americans are supposed to have sympathy for the accused terrorist detainees now on hunger strike to protest supposedly cruel conditions at the US military prison in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.
“I don’t want these individuals to die,” President Obama recently lamented, adding he intends to close Gitmo and transfer the detainees to US prisons.
But just a few years ago, detainees got so plump from overeating hummus and other dishes from the camp’s Islamically correct menu that commanders specially ordered treadmills to help them lose weight.
Then they ordered them again — because they weren’t made by Muslims.
“Even the hunger strikers were gaining weight because of all the food, so we go out and buy all this exercise equipment and throw it in the rec yard,” a Gitmo official said of a 2007 requisition. “Within the first week, there were guys saying, ‘Hey, this stuff is made in the US — made by infidels — and we’re not going to use it.’
“So what did we do?” added the official, who requested anonymity. “We took all of that s–t out, gave it to the soldiers to use, and bought them equipment that was made in a Muslim part of the world.”
The official called Gitmo detainees “some of the most pampered prisoners on the planet”.
Jack would demand a Mediterranean beauty cook and serve him BBQ ribs. And if she didn’t get it right she’d be punished. That’s kinda islamic … the punishing part!
“There are some prison elements to it,” she joked. “But it’s a really nice prison.”
She must have busted out of that prison and hijacked AF1 for a little me time on that $100 million vacation. While there she should get back to her roots and let her afro grow.
YOU … the US tax payers paid for this. Did you get a T-shirt or even a Thank YOU!