Cookie graduates!

Ξ December 6th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ music, oh shit, personal, play |

Im a little piss pot

Cookie graduated from puppy school. She knows her name, sit, stay,easy, fetch and other assorted commands.

And she even stole the lab pups ball when it was their turn to fetch!

Show me how you do that trick;)

 

Jack and the Hijabi at HEB … update!

Ξ December 6th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ demwits, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying media, mo, oh shit, personal, politics, religion |

Update: 12-6-08

Jack saw our hijabi friend in HEB yesterday. He winked at her. She popped him the rod. Jack thinks she likes him :)

Original Post

Jacks first experience “in person” with hijabi was a pleasant one. She was nice and did not take any questions or comments as a threat.

Yesterday was not as pleasant but was rather interesting.

Jack went into HEB grocery store to pick up a few items and noticed a woman wearing hijab. She obviously stood out in the crowd and for more reasons than one. As luck would have it Jack ended up behind her at the check out. The conversation went like this.

Jack: nice scarf
Hijab: ***cut a look that could kill ***
Jack and check out lady: giggles
Hijab: you think it’s funny? I’m a muslim and it’s not a scarf. My religion requires I wear this for modesty.
Jack: I’m an infidel and quoted her Quran 8:59 and then told her he still thinks the LEOPARD skin print scarf looks cool oh and very modest!
Hijab: pfttttttttt … am I going to have to call the manager for harassing me.
Jack: You can call the manager, police or ghostbusters if you’d like. What are you going to tell them?

And a little more info.

This woman stepped out to her late model Caddy with her 4 rugrats in tow after paying for her groceries with a Texas food stamp card.

Yep Jack is a raciast MF for not wanting to CONTINUE to provide for this woman … for generations to come!

 

Islam: Taking chances

Ξ December 6th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo |

When you pray in the middle of the street the odds of you getting run over go way up.

Stupid gits

And it doesn’t have to be on purpose. A driver could be on the phone and not see them. A woman could be reaching for some lipstick or piece of gum and not see them.

The pedestrian always has the right of way but Jack is not sure if praying in the middle of the street would be a wise thing to do … unless you love death more than life as many muslims have proclaimed.

 

Face down big fella

Ξ December 6th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ duh, oh shit |

That blonde used to be OJ’s fuck buddy. For the years to come it will be that black fella.

 

Flying off the shelves this Christmas

Ξ December 6th, 2008 | → 0 Comments | ∇ economy, islamophuqnuts, jihadi fucks, lying UN, lying media, mo, play, politics, religion |

Lego Terrorist

Every year there is one toy that stands out as the must have toy. This year … well what else!

Alluha Akbar suckers