Study shows WOMEN are the biggest cheats - they are just better at lying about it
Mohammad said women are the most vile creatures on earth.
Men are in charge of women, because Allah has made the one of them to excel the other, and because they spend of their property (for the support of women). So good women are the obedient, guarding in secret that which Allah has guarded. As for those from whom you fear rebellion, admonish them and banish them to beds apart, and scourge them. Then if they obey you, seek not a way against them. Lo! Allah is ever High Exalted, Great. (Koran 4:34)
Jack doesn’t believe that and if it is true the other option of being a fag is not acceptable.
In Tony Soprano’s words … “No fucking way!” … whatchagonado!
And there is more evidence … Men lose their minds speaking to pretty women
The research shows men who spend even a few minutes in the company of an attractive woman perform less well in tests designed to measure brain function than those who chat to someone they do not find attractive.
Ahhh … those evil minded pretty women 
Jack is thinking … this is good … very good! Next time he doesn’t put out garbage or some menial chore he’s got an answer! Baby you’re so pretty I lose my mind. How can she argue with that!
Note: Will not work for birthdays, anniversaries, valentines and gm/gn x. Don’t even try it!
Jack went down to get some lunch today. On his way back up a black man tried to follow him onto his work floor. You can’t get on Jack’s floor without special permission. When Jack realized the man had a tag on him that said 7th floor he told him he’s not allowed on this floor. The man was going to IRS for who knows what. None of Jacks business really. Jack understands he was not in good mood. Who is in a good mood when having to visit IRS!
Upshot: when Jack said he wasn’t allowed the BLACK man said and Jack quotes “oh black men can’t go on YOUR floor”? Jack said nope, only people with proper authorization can get on this floor and that you don’t have. That’s when the black man turned and Jack quotes “fuckin cracker”. Jack then asked him and Jack quotes “do I need to call security?
See it happens more than people think. You know racist MF’s playing the race card.
Shesssh where’s Eric Holder or Obami when you need them? They would probably just call Jack stupid and say it was his own fault. He should have been more sensitive to the man because of his IRS problems … oh and yea being black.
Does this story sound familiar?
And btw remember this mans name … Van Jones. You will be hearing it in the future.
Jack’s not against showing a girl a good time. To the contrary he loves showing a girl a good time. It makes his day! He’ll gladly spring for much more than a pizza and cigar as Slick Willey did with Monica.
Now the TRUE cost of Obamis New York date night has come to light and O sprared no expense. The man knows how to show a girl a great time on YOUR taxpayer dime! The REAL cost of the evening did not take into account all the other small side expenses that incur when the President travels.
Two C-17’s flying three missions, 3 Lear jets, 5 Helicopters, Presidential Motorcade, 44 Marines, more than 20 USSS personnel on our plane. Who knows what it cost the NYPD and NY Port Authority (at the airport) in overtime.
At an estimated cost of …
Overall, the trip’s total had to be about $1,000,000.
White House refused to give cost of date night. One thing for sure … Michelle the “African Queen” Obama is too rich for Jack’s blood. But Jack is thinking this is exactly what she meant when she also said, as O said … some will have to give so others can receive. Obama made alot of promises and this one he has kept. It may be the only one he keeps during his whole time as president. We’ll have to wait and see what happens in the future. They do make for a lovely couple though … don’t they?
What was that national debt promise again? He said he’d cut the national debt in half and so far it’s doubled. Looks like he got one part right but in the inverse direction.
Oh hell who cares? What’s one more million to show a girl a good time! And Jack can’t argue with that.
Jack’s perfect date would be to charter a nice boat with crew and take his gal fishing. Get some sun, catch some fish and have a few Coco Loco’s while listening to some Robert Cray dancing on the deck. In the late afternoon cook her a nice juicy rib-eye, baked potato, steam veggies and he has no doubt she’d lick the plate clean with some more dancing on the deck. He’d have the catch of the day 
All for easily less than 1k. Now that’s fiscal responsibilty.
The One held a Ramadan supper and said alot crap about muslim this and muslim that but he highlighted one story in particular?
Obama intends to highlight one story in particular: that of Bilqis Abdul-Qaadir, a young woman who broke high school basketball records in Massachusetts before heading to the University of Memphis — while wearing a traditional hijab.
Jack gives you … Bilqis Abdul-Qaadir
Now Jack gives you … Allen Iverson
Jack doesn’t see any difference except Iverson has corn rows. Obama must think Iverson wears Hijab? Come on Obami … you got to know what a do-rag is … homey!
? do-rag (do??o??rag)
noun
Slang a cloth tied around the head to keep a process hairstyle in place; also, any bandanna worn around the head
Jack took a trip last week to Clute to attend an art reception. It was a pleasant trip since Mrs Jack had won 1st place in her division. On the way home he took the new Beltway 8 toll road. He thought hey this is great. Not much traffic for a “Houston” road and it can’t cost much … no problem. Got on at 288 on ramp and drove till he exited toll road to get on I-10. He gladly gave the woman $2 and went on his way.
Yesterday Jack recieved an official notice from Harris County Toll Road Authority that he owes $36.65. $00.65 for a time he used the road in January that had NO place to pay the toll when he used it that day. $01.50 for two times he went through toll station that had no one to collect and had to use exact change. He didn’t have exact change and continued on till he exited toll road and paid the $02.00 he was told by attendant he owed plus $33.00 administrative fee. He has 10 days to pay from the invoice date (08/25/09) which he recieved (08/31/09) if not another $14.00 PER violation ( 3×14=$42 ) will be added. With the US postal service no doubt the money will not get there and be posted on time.
He called them and explained. Tuff … you owe the money.
So that simple toll road ride will most likely end up costing $80.65 TOTAL. Yep that’s highway robbery! Another case like ObamaCare of the government saying Ill care of YOU! Jack is taking a royal screwing and not even getting a X.
Jack’s advice … stay off of Beltway 8 in Houston … you can’t afford the fine print!
ps: Mrs Jack blames GW senior. Yea she said he lives in Houston and it’s his fault! LOL
Tax Dollars to British distiller for Captain Morgan rum
With little fanfare, a deal is moving forward to direct billions in U.S. tax dollars to an unlikely beneficiary — the giant British liquor producer that makes Captain Morgan rum.
Under the agreement, London-based Diageo PLC will receive tax credits and other benefits worth $2.7 billion over 30 years, including the entire $165-million cost of building a state-of-the-art distillery on the island of St. Croix in the Virgin Islands, a U.S. territory.
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“The U.S. taxpayer is basically being asked to line the pockets of the world’s largest liquor producer,” says Steve Ellis, the vice president of Taxpayers for Common Sense, a nonpartisan watchdog organization.
Obami is determined to get your tax dollars one way or another even if he has to do it as the pirates of old did it. Jack always says … follow the booty/money and you will find the truth in any deal like this. Someone will make out like a bandit.
Yep the Chicago way … the Obama way. Surrender your booty or walk the plank!
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